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hi im jack.
& i have a tortured soul.

♥ im too cool, beautiful, gay, popular, scene, for you. so dont add me. just kidding, youre probably cool enough for me. if not ill just pretend you are anyway to boost your 0.03 self worth points. ;) my eljay is friends only, because i dont want ugly people reading my journal. duhh. i like dinosaurs, sunglasses that take over my head, ;s, and only showing half my face. because im hard x core. im sxe, everybody knows cigarettes dont count because im better than god.

UHH NO.

i dont like stuck-up scenewhores who think that are the secks because they have a 34838454 myspace friends. the only reason they care so much if their pants are suffocating them is because they have no friends in real life, so they choose fake online numbers. who would be interested in an OMGZ ELECTRIK wannabe with no personality in LIFE? uhh NOBODY. so, im better. i wont fucking deny or delete you because you dont have black hair covering your whole face like some god damn sheepdog.

nobody wants to see you disco.
we only want to see le tigre disco.

anyway, i have black hair and green eyes but who cares not you. im 5'2" and if youre gunna just sit here and call me a munchkin all day ill give you a hug and half my bagel. poetry is my life, but you cant read any unless you go to my poetry journal (spotlight__lies) and ask to be let in. you probably wont be, so dont waste your pixels. im opinionated and outspoken, not afraid to tell you what i think. so many people say that, but im the only one who means it. i dont fucking care if i fit in or if you & your rich ass boyfriend like me. im blunt, and well, everybody likes an asshole. because people who dont, are nobodies. FUCK. i dont CARE what you think. i dont have the time or patience to want to impress you. you should be trying to impress me, because 95% of the people i know fucking suck in one way or another. but, you probably wont believe this NOW, im a loyal friend. ill always talk to you if you need me too, but if i think youre crying over a papercut ill tell you.

someone has a worse life than you, stfu.

DONT TALK TO ME IF YOURE STUPID.