Best...

guilty pleasure? Boxcar Children Books
classic? Catcher in the Rye
satire? Vonnegut's books
humor? Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard.
to purposely impress bystanders? Haunted- Palahniuk
book of photographs? Irvin Penn
magazine? Vogue
newspaper? New York Times
book of short stories? Denis Johnson- Jesus' Son
book of poetry? Sylvia Plath
series? Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
book, overall? Choke- Palahniuk

Most...

depressing? Catcher in the Rye
uplifting? BFG- from the guy who wrote charlie and the chocolate factory
inspirational? wasted- marya hornbacher
educational? sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs- chuck klosterman
diverse? Invisible monsters

Perfect for...

a relaxing bath? Devil in the White City- Erik Larson
a lazy afternoon? Lilith- J.R. Salamanca
a long car ride? The Acid House- Irvine Welsh
an ominous night? Contortionist's Handbook- Craig Clevenger

Book that...

was not intended for people like you to read? TOM CLANCY
you think that everyone should read? Jesus' Son
you’ve read too many times to count? Choke- Chuck Palahniuk
you can relate to really well? Catcher in the Rye
was turned into a great movie? Requiem for a Dream
was turned into a terrible movie? Fahrenheit 451

And to make sure we don’t leave anything out, list all your favorites here:
Palahniuk, Vonnegut, R. Crumb, Clevenger, Jay McInernet, Breat Easton Ellis, Denis Johnson, Bradbury, Salinger (in particular his 9 stories book), gahh way too many and I'm out the door to eat dinner.