 Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.1){kind=small} missyoshi (-5000 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for footslogga (10 points). In November I put gum in mellowkiss's hair (-12 points). Last Tuesday I helped driftfrelan see the light (8 points). Last Thursday I turned jo_jaffacake in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4991 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, |
| | Marianna Mok (___geisha) wrote, |
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December 18 2005, 17:18:09 UTC 6 years ago
Anonymous
December 20 2005, 19:51:32 UTC 6 years ago
Mk.
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Sunday I gave
Overall, I've been naughty (-37 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
or
even better!:::
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I helped
Overall, I've been nice (66 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
or EVEN BETTER:::
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I pulled over and changed Triggur's flat tire (15 points). In October I gave Triggur a kidney (1000 points). In November I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Monday I stole Triggur's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1312 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
tigress
LOL! I am so nice!!!