I miss that show.

Morgan Matthews: Mommy, if my dolly's cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
Amy Matthews: No, honey. That would be a mistake.
Morgan Matthews: Mommy?
Amy Matthews: Yes?
Morgan Matthews: I made a mistake.
Amy Matthews: [runs over to toaster oven and pulls out doll] Cory, didn't you smell that?
Cory: Yeah, I just thought we were having plastic for dinner.

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Shawn Hunter: Cory and Topanga aren't together anymore.
Mr. George Feeny: Yes, I know, I too read Teen Beat, Mr. Hunter.

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Shawn: Cory, I have got something incredible to tell you. But for security reasons, I am going to use our code.
Cory: Well, we don't have a code, Shawn.
Shawn: Really? Guys like us should have a code.
Cory: Well, you know, we'll bring that up at the next meeting.
Shawn: So when's our next meeting?
Cory: Shawn, we don't have meetings!
Shawn: This club blows!

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Cory: [after a date at a poetry reading] I love poetry now! You know, I could be a poet: There once was a boy named Cory.
Eric: Who now has an interesting story!
Cory: He learned about kissin'...
Eric: And all he was missin'...
Shawn Hunter: When he and Topanga made out!
Cory: [to Shawn] Can you say summer school?

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Eric: I have a question that I'm going to need a yes or no answer to. How many people get into Yale each year?
Mr. George Feeny: No

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Eric: So I said to myself, 'Kyle,'...
Alan: Kyle?
Eric: That's what I call myself.

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Jack: So, Topanga, what's your soap opera name?
Topanga: I don't want to play.
Jack: Come on, why not?
Topanga: I have a weird middle name.
Jack: Your first name's Topanga. What's your middle name? Smooboogie?