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Where is your boyfriend/girlfriend at the moment? Umm.. he/she doesn't exist... soooo.... What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? Probably an alcoholic beverage of some kind. Did your last kiss mean anything? Certainly not! Do you like tattoos and piercings? Do I *look* like a girl who likes piercings? Yes yes yes! I want to get a tat soon. Are you in a good mood? Yes. The THC kind. Do you want to have kids? If I find the right guy. Miss someone? You know, every time this question is asked, I say yes b/c if you weren't missing someone before, this question reminds you of all the people you *should* or *could* be missing. And then you do. lol. Do you believe in true love? No, but I do believe in good sex! I have to say, there is a very non-jaded, anti-skeptical part of me that does believe in true love. I think a part of everyone does believe it in their subconsious because they want it to be true. Do you like to wear sweatpants? I do like sweats. I try to only wear them at home, though. They can look a little sloppy sometimes. Have you ever stolen a sign from a street? No, but not from lack of trying! I *still* want Dick Street. Do you miss your past? Right now, I can honestly say I don't. Wow. Would you ever want to swim with the sharks? Hell no! Maybe if I was suicidal or something. That's just asking for it, in my opinion. Are you dating anyone right now? Nope. And that's the way I like it [for now, at least].. Has someone smacked your butt in the past week? Probably. Lia and I do it all the time, just randomly to each other without thinking. lol. This started with Ali in college, I think. Damn.. talk about missing someone! Fucking Ohio. Did you speak to your father today? No, and even if I did, it would have to be telepathically, because he has "passed on" [I HATE that term, so gay!] to that big ol karaoke bar in the sky. lol. I'm not laughing at the circumstances, I'm laughing at my karaoke comment. Whatever, you know. When was the last time you cleaned your room? ...... Before xmas, I think... *ducks* Have you lost friends in the past year? Ali went to Ohio and Kaitlyn went to South Carolina. I didn't lose any on account of my craziness, thank you! If you could change your eye color what would it be? I always liked green eyes. My mom has beautiful hazel eyes, and I got my dad's crappy, ordinary [but beautiful all the same] brown eyes. When was the last time you hugged someone? Probably last night? Who was the last person that made you laugh? Kris, when he said Kevin Corrigan is "one of those people who doesn't look like he likes to be approached on the street" or some shit like that. lol. Do you dance in the car? Yeah, everyone does, right? You kinda do that little bounce when your jam comes on? Or is this just an erin thing? What is your favorite color? Purple; so much so, that when I was young I vowed to name my firstborn girl Violet. I shit you not. How is your hair? Slept on but still cute, I guess. What is the last thing you said aloud? Don't remember. Sorry. It was probably some little gem that you'll never know now. lol. Has your mom bought anything in the past 24 hours? I think she got flowers, but she might've just browsed and not found anything. Do you believe in love at first sight? No, because [at least I think] you cant base love on looks alone. Lust, definatley. The person who coined that term meant lust, totally. Apparently whoever said that never dated a very hot but vapid guy [or gal] in their lifetime. Are you allowed to eat in your room? Hah! I'm 22 years old. What do *you* think? Some middle school kid probably made this survey. lol. Who starred in the last movie you watched? Sean Penn. It was Milk and it was AWESOME. How many texts do you send a day, on average? Probably 5 at the most. Can you do the splits? "The splits"; it sounds forigen. lol. Right one. Left and middle, no way, dude. Not happening. How many kids do you want in the future? 4, maybe less. What was the last thing you ate? French Toast that my Mom made for Lia this morning cuz she's totally the best mother ever. Do you wear hats? If it's cold or my hair isn't obeying. lol. What is your favorite non-alcoholic drink? Dr. Pepper ftw! NOT root beer, although for some reason when you work in food services they tell you to offer root beer if there's no DP, which is like apples & oranges, imo. When I worked at CineMark I had a dude flip out at me for offering root beer. "I'm like a Dr. Pepper CONNESIUR [sp?]! Beleive me, it's NOTHING like root beer!" And I'm like, "Dude, I totally agree. My boss just told me to do this." If you could have a $1,000 shopping spree to any clothing store, which would you choose? H & M, Delia's, or Wet Seal. Pick one. They're all basically the same. What were you last complimented on? I don't remember, but I'm told a lot that I have a great smile, which is ironic b/c I hate the way I look when I smile. That's the definition of irony, right? Alannis Morrisette has all of North America screwed on that one. Mouth/chin too big, eyes too small. Do you know a Michael? I knew like, a zillion in my lifetime & I'm only 22! What about a Shane? Only one. I've always loved that name, though. What is your favorite breakfast food? I can't eat breakfast. I"m one of those people that can hardly look at food in the morning. But to answer the question, probably pancakes. Do you know anybody with a septum piercing? I know a few. Would you rather pierce your lip or tongue? I already have my tounge pierced, so I'm gonna have to go with that one. lol. Did you have a good dream two nights ago? I can't remember two minutes ago; you want me to remember a dream from two nights ago! Do you like ketchup on top of your fries or separate? seperate. And vinegar is better on fries than ketchup. What is your favorite thing to spread on toast? Peanut butter. It's really good; it melts and shit. Have you ever been in a wedding? My mom & dad's vow renewal [is that what they're called?]. Lia & I were the flower girls in our little burgundy velvet dresses.. So cute! What did you last staple? Ummmmmmmmm.. paper..? Do people staple anything else? Oh, yeah, like roof tiles and shit. Ooops. Well, it's paper, whatever. lol.
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Not to get all emo on ya, but I think it took me 22 years to learn what "heartsick" really means. Damn. Sometimes there's nothing better than being in love, but sometimes there's nothing worse.
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From the 8th: WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Wilkes Barre, PA
WHERE DO YOU WORK? I'm unployed and it's really getting old [I never I'd be that person, but I am]
ARE YOU MARRIED/ENGAGED? Neither and never plan to be.
DO YOU ENJOY READING OR WATCHING TV MORE? I'm gonna say both because, really, isn't reading like watching a movie in your head anyway?
DO YOU ATTEND SCHOOL? Nope. But that's not to say I've been uneducated since high school ended. I attended college, then beauty school, but dropped out of both because I'm a damn quitter.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? Yep. Two shih tzus, Crimson & Clover. I love them like a mother loves her children. lol.
DO YOU HAVE A SECRET CRUSH? I always do..
WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE WHAT DID YOU DREAM ABOUT BEING WHEN YOU GREW UP? A comedian [Then realized I wasn't "funny", per se].
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE/BOOK? All time favorite? Shit that's hard. Ummm.. movie: The Virgin Suicides book: Middlesex [the irony here is that they're both written by the same guy].
FAVORITE COLOR? Purple
FAVORITE NON/ALCOHOL DRINK? Dr. Pepper. Or XXX Vitamin Water [that's the actual name of the flavor].
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE? This usually makes people wanna vomit, but I can drink anything as long as it has alcohol in it and I know it will get me drunk. In college I used to mix all kinds of shit together; it was like a party trick after a while [beer, vodka and soda comes to mind here]. But if I'm in a bar I'll get a Jumpin Jack Flash [Red Bull and whiskey. No, I'm not kidding. lol].
FAVORITE TV SHOW? Right now I'm really into Tim and Eric. I don't know how anyone can hate these two [but a lot of people do]. I seriously bust a gut every time I watch.
FAVORITE SONG? Depends on my mood and who I'm into at the time, but I'd have to say my all time favorite is Light My Fire by The Doors. Loved that shit since I was a kid. The organ is so fun.
FAVORITE FOOD? Chinese food. I seriously believe I could eat it every day of my life, of course It'd be a short one; I'd be dead by 30 from high cholesterol.
FAVORITE CANDY? Gummies, Red Vines, Sour Patch Kids.
FAVORITE FRUIT? Blueberries, Raspberries, any berries really.
FAVORITE VEGETABLE? All of them. I was always that weird kid that cleaned her plate of the veggies but had to be bribed to eat the meat.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS? Stay in and chill or go out and get rowdy. Just like the rest of the world.. lol.
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Guns [I get panic attacks when I'm near cops when they have guns on their holsters (is that what they're called or am I making this up? lol) Bees. Even those fat hairy bumblebees that everyone says can't hurt you. I'm a real pussy when it comes to bees. Lia knows this. lol.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW? Wishing I could fall back asleep cuz my allergies have me all stuffed up. I swear I could be locked in a room with no windows for a year and still know it was spring cuz I could not leave the house for a week and still have all the symptoms [How's that for a run on sentence? And did I use 'still' enough?]. I seriously sound like Eartha Kitt [sp?] right now. Or a drag queen for that matter.
WHAT DID YOU DO THIS MORNING? Woke up during a particularly awesome dream [the sexual kind] because Lia's alarm was going off and she slept in the living room last night. Dude, I was beyond pissed.
WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED THAT YOU ARE PROUD OF? Ugh. Ask me at another time in my life. Or maybe in my next life, the way things are going.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OUT OF THIS COUNTRY? No. Lia and I were going to go to Quebec to see the Kids in the Hall, but the wrath of Mollie ensued.
HAVE YOU EVER DONE SOMETHING YOU NOW REGRET? This question is in every survey I've done, I swear. lol. No, I don't regret anything I've ever done because at the time it was what felt right. Have I ever SAID anything I regret? Now that's a different story. I tend to speak my mind, even when I really shouldn't.
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I just did a whole survey, sent it as a bulletin on MySpace and now can't find it.
What. The fuck.
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Oh, wow. It did work. No fucking way. Very cool. I hope it lasts. It would be a shame to lose all that old shit, but there's NO WAY IN HELL I'm gonna take the time to print all that. lol. It's really funny how much my life has changed since then. All the drama. It's bittersweet in retrospect to read it. So many memories. I miss those times so much. College was awesome [despite the fact that I didn't finish]. All the Empire [Beauty School] shit is in there too. The not-so-good times. lol. I did have some pretty sweet times with Lindsay, though. She was a trip. Always fun. We just didn't belong there; we were the true definition of Square Pegs [in a round hole]. It was like Them and Us, you know? We couldn't fit in with all those divas. Hooooooooly clocks, Batman,it's 6 oh fucking clock. I'm out. *mwah*
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Wow. I was just reading my old blog [before this one, then I kinda merged them, but gj got all fucky and I could only use this one], and it literally made my heart hurt. I was so... YOUNG! It was October of my freshman year of college [04], so it's so.. idk. It's like, I feel like I can advise that person now, you know? Like, I grew up. I was all going on about my crush on Dom and afraid that Holly was going to steal Ali and shit. My life seems so simple now. But I guess that's what happens when you grow up. And it was only 4 years ago, but it feels like a lifetime. I'm thinking the link won't post, but I'll give it the old [ugh, excuse the pun] college try. http://aerbear.greatestjournal.com/
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The first one is from 1/19 [had it posted already but it fucking erased on moi]. The second one is from just now. 1. Name and middl e name? Erin Marie [I alway s hated Marie . It's every one' s middl e name, I swear ] 2. What holid ay is your birth day close st to? It's in May, so eithe r St. Patty 's Day or the 4th. It's a toss up cuz I'm too lazy to count . 3. Favor ite flavo red Pie? Cherr y 4. Does it bothe r you when someo ne says they will call you and they dont? Nah. Unles s it was somet hing REALL Y impor tant 5. Are you aller gic to anyth ing? Hmmm. .. Apple s, cats, polle n,.. I know there 's more I just cant think of 'em. 6. Is there somet hing speci al you want for Chris tmas? Yeah, but I'll have to wait 11 more month s. =[ 7. When was the last time you went swimm ing? April of last year when Kris & his dad were at some hotel . 8. Do you like chese cake? Somet imes. I reall y have to be in the mood for it. 9. How many of the U.S. state s have you lived in? Washi ngton every now and again as a kid [My dad had an apart ment there ] & of cours e PA. 10. Have you trave led outsi de the count ry? Nope. Homeg irl is shelt ered. 11. Do you keep a plann er or calen dar with daily event s? I actua lly need to get a new plann er! Thank s for remin ding me! 12. Does anyon e like you? Idk. Someo ne alway s does. And I think they' re fucki ng crazy to like me. 13. Do you have any stran ge pets? Nope, just two Shih Tzus [the name is weird thoug h, ehnna ?] 14. What is your dream car? Trans Am, any color . I'm a muscl e car kinda gal. 15. What did you do today ? Whole lotta nada. lol. 16. Are you bipol ar? I think * every one* is Bi Polar . It's calle d LIFE. You' re gonna have highs and you' re gonna have lows. 17. What is the main ringt one on your cell? Ameri can Boy 18. Where would you want to go on a first date? Anywh ere. I don' t care where , as long as we could peopl e watch . I love that shit. 19. When is the last time you were hugge d? Last night , I think ...? 20. Has anyon e ever sang or playe d for you perso nally ? Idk. .. I don' t think so... 21. How impor tant is roman ce? very 22. Have you ever bunge e jumpe d? No, but a littl e part of me wants to. 23. Have you ever been white water rafti ng? No way. I'm a wimpy littl e bitch , plus I'm not a stron g swimm er. 24. Has anyon e ten years older than you ever hit on you? Yep. Good old Dave "The pictu re didn' t take" Foley . And my 11th grade histo ry teach er asked me on a date. Sever al times . I shit you not. 25. Are you a cavit y free kid? I used to be. I didn' t have a cavit y until l I was 21. 26. Are you an extre me racis t? What' s the diffe rence betwe en a " rasis t" and an " Extre me rasis t"? That sound s like the punch line to a joke. But no. I never under stood that shit. Assho les come in all color s. 27. What song are you liste ning to right now? none. Scare crow by Beck 28. What is your favor ite song at the momen t? Wakin g Up In Vegas by Katy Perry 29. What was the last movie you watch ed? Hmmm. ... I think a Lifet ime Movie . lol. 30. Where was the last house you went besid es your house ? Aunt Lia's 31. Have you ever serio usly vanda lized someo ne elses prope rty? Again with the adjec tives and adver bs! I don' t know if I " Serio usly vanda lized ", but I have writt en my name in schoo l books , schoo l desks , bathr oom walls , once a woode n cabin et in colle ge, a bench , a raili ng, you name it, if I was bored I proba bly " autog raphe d" it. 32. Have you ever been punch ed? Like, in the arm and shit, yeah. Never in the face. Ther' ed be hell to pay. I'm littl e, but I'm a big ball of feist y anger when you piss me off. I'm like. .. A monke y on coke. I just liter ally loled . 33. Whats the first thing you notic e about the oppos ite sex? I'm not about one featu re, I focou s on the face as a whole . Oh, and hands are a big deal. If you have sausa ge finge rs, forge t it. A nice ass helps , too. ;) 34. Can you open a beer bottl e with a body part other than your hand? Proba bly with my teeth if I was willi ng to break them. . lol. I was once at a party in high schoo l when I crack ed a beer open with my teeth . The guys were all, " Atta girl! " And one girl was like, " You' re a beast !" I was like, "Uh, yeah. I didn' t want to break a nail. " And I didn' t. They cost $20. 35. What do you usual ly order from Olive Garde n? The scall ops, and then I dip the bread stick s in the sause . Soooo good. I didn' t think I was hungr y, but now I'm not so sure. lol. 36. Say somet hing total ly rando m about yours elf? I am a hot dog. 37. Do you have an mp3 playe r? No. I still don' t under stand them. It's like, an imita tion iPod, right ? [OMG I just felt so old] 38. Has anyon e ever said you looke d like a celeb rity? no 39. Do you have freck les? yes 40. Are you comfo rtabl e with your heigh t? I'm short in statu re, but I make up for it in other ways. God, that sound ed dirty . It wasn' t suppo sed to, I swear ! 41. Do you love someo ne? I love a lot of peopl e... 42. How tall are you? 5'1 [ altho ugh my drive r's licen ce says 5'0] 43. Do you speak any other langu age other than Engli sh? Si. Me abla [ some] espan ol. I learn ed Germa n in Highs chool , but it was like, in one ear and out the other . I do remem ber some words , thoug h. 44. How do you like your steak cooke d? Rare. Go ahead , say eeeee eeeee wwwww wwww! 45. Has anyon e you were reall y close to passe d away? Dad, Gram, Pop, & my cousi n Erik who was only 19. = [ He was hit by a drunk drive r. 46. Do you watch MTV? Somet imes I'll watch Made or True Life. Other wise, no. 47. What is somet hing that reall y annoy s you? predi juice [ sp?] of any kind. I's so un- nesse sary [ I know I spell ed that wrong , I'm not fixin g it. lol. ], Subsi tutin g k's for c's to be " kute" is so douch ebagg y. lol. 48. Have you talke d with your paren ts about the birds and the bees? lol. Are you askin g if I infor med them? That' s what it sound s like. My mom was alway s open about that stuff , but once we hit 16 she got all weird and embar assed . 49. What is the best thing in your refri gerat or right now? There 's not much in there .. lol. I guess hot sauce . I put it on every thing . 50. When is the last time you had profe ssion al pictu res taken ? Umm. .. in Beaut y Schoo l they had Glamo ur Shots come and the guy was SUCH an annoy ing perv. I ought to put those pics up. They are the chees iest pictu res in the world 's histo ry [ There 's one with a blue boa and also one with a leath er jacke t! Sooo ugly! ] 51. Do you have a crush on someo ne? Yep yep. I alway s do. 52. Does that perso n like you back? No idea. 53. Do you drive when you go on long trips ? Nope. My mom would cut her arm off first . 54. Whats the lates t you have ever staye d out? Umm. . after gradu ation we went to a cabin and didn' t leave till 12 pm ish the next day. 55. Have you ever thoug ht that you were hones tly going to die? I don' t think so. Of embar assme nt? Hell yes. 56. Were you ever rushe d by an ambul ance into the emerg ency room? Yep. When I was 8 @ Girl Scout camp and was runni ng and went to leap over a puddl e by the pool. My ankle caugh t the end of the puddl e and I fell right on my back. I mostl y remeb er the oxyge n nose plug thing ie. It felt so cool. 57. Have you broke n a bone or had stitc hes? Both on the same occas ion. Broke , dislo cated & twist ed my left elbow and had surge ry when I was 14. I Know I alrea dy went over this in other surve ys, so see my blog if you reall y care that much. lol. 58. Anyon e on your mind right now? Does food count ? lol. 59. What color is your hair? " Coppe r Shimm er" to be exact . But dirty blond e natur ally. 60. What did you do last night ? Went to WalMa rt with my mom and ran into one of my bff' s that I haven 't seen since I think Novem ber. ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- --------------- What was your first alcoh olic bever age of 2009? Umm. . pink champ agne I think .. Have you ever thoug ht about killi ng someo ne in detai l? Not killi ng, just. . hurti ng prett y bad. . lol. If you marri ed the last perso n in your text inbox , what would your last name be? Wtf' s a text inbox ? [ ugh, I feel so ollll lllll ld] Have you ever peed while on the phone ? come on who hasnt !! [ Keepi ng Alici a's answe r] Have you ever been on a blind date? Yeah. I don' t remem ber the kid' s name, but I do remem ber that I went w/ one of my colle ge girli es [ Holly ] and that it was goooo od food! Red Lobst er = yum. Have you dated anyon e on your top. Yep Do you sleep on your stoma ch? Yeah. And on my side. And on my back. lol. Have you ever broke n someo ne's heart ? Lots. Ugh, that sound ed bad, ehnna ? But yeah. Every one has, I think . Next time you will kiss someo ne? Prob tomor row morni ng b4 Lee leave s for work. Last time you kisse d someo ne? Proba bly somet ime today . Have you ever injec ted a drug? No sir. Last time you talke d to your numbe r one frien d? Prob an hour ago. Have you ever liked someb ody and never told them? Story of my life. Do you curre ntly hate someo ne? Actua lly, no. Which is reall y weird , cuz I have a bit of a tempe r. Hate takes too much out of a perso n, I think . Have you ever gotte n a sunbu rn so bad it hurt to move? No. * knock s wood* Have you ever read an entir e book in one day? Oh, I'm sure I have. What were you doing at 9 this morni ng? Sleep ing like a littl e baby. How' s your heart ? It's pumpi ng. lol. How do you feel about your hair right now? Needs to be cut. Do you get drunk every weeke nd? No, but I proba bly get high every weeke nd. *--* Anyon e you' re givin g up on? Naw, I'm prett y easy going about shit. Do you care what peopl e think about you? Somet imes, but the major ity of the time, I reall y don' t. Is anyth ing buggi ng you right now? Nope. No worry , beef curry . Do you have a best frien d? I have a few <3 What' s somet hing you reall y want right now? A boy toy. lol. And some casho la. Are you going anywh ere for the next summe r? Too early to tell. Last place you went out to eat? Who with? hmmm. .. Damn. Get back to me on that one! lol. Are you worri ed about your love life for any reaso n? 'Tis nonex istan t, so that' s a big noper z. What were you doing last night at 10? Hmmm. . eithe r on this big elect rical box here or watch ing the tube. What are you doing tomor row? Hopef ully going to the bar, or anywh ere with alcoh olic bever ages. I'm waaaa ay overd ue. Are you in a good mood? Yep yep. Who was the last perso n to hurt you? . . ..... Do you use smile y faces on the compu ter a lot? Yeah, but I'm more about the lol' s and rotfl 's and all that junk. Do you belie ve what goes aroun d comes aroun d? Somet imes. I * hope* it's true. Do you have any bruis es on you? A coupl e nicks on my legs from the ol razor . Do you know anyon e that wants you dead? Yikes ! Hell no! [At least I hope not!] When was the last time you had a massa ge? Not very recen tly. Maybe a coupl e month s ago. I alway s give Lia one, and she says she will, but never quite gets to it. * cuts eyes @ Lia* Are you easil y scare d by horro r movie ? I usual ly find them funny . Good ones are hard to find. What is your favor ite fruit ? blueb errie s Have you ever had a black and white cat? Never had a cat, perio d. I did have a dalma tion, thoug h, when I was young er. How old do you look? umm ... Folks usual ly take me for about 16 - 18. I think I look my age, thoug h, howev er delus ional that is. lol. Anyth ing you want right now? We alrea dy went over this. A guy and some dough , I said! GOD! lol. Do you have your eye on anyon e? All the unatt ainab le peopl e. Where did you last sleep ? My beddy bye. What were you doing at midni ght last night ? This or TV. lol. Anoth er repet itive quest ion. What time did you go to bed last night ? This morni ng. 6 AM. I shit you not. Will next Frida y be a good one? It's today , so I hope so! Do you know anyon e who has messe d up your life? Not reall y peopl e so much as situa tions . Is it worth cryin g over a guy/ girl? Fuck them and move on. If they don' t love you, why bothe r? Do you sleep with the door open or close d? Close d. And pitch black . Are you good at hidin g your feeli ngs? I would like to be an actre ss. Does that tell you anyth ing? Do you like to cuddl e? Yeah and no. Somet imes I just wanna sleep . How do you feel about chang e? Oohh. Not Good. I'm a Tauru s, we hate chang e. What are you liste ning to? The Way We Get By by Spoon Do you say sexy a lot? Not reall y. I do use the word " hot" a lot. Are you typic ally a jealo us perso n? Meh. Somet imes. But gener ally, no. Have you ever been punch ed by the oppos ite sex? Like in the arm and shit. Not punch ed punch ed. Do you belie ve ex's can be frien ds? Yep. If you work at it. How many hours did you sleep last night ? Today . 10. Have you ever gotte n in a drunk en fight ? I prefe r ' drunk en brawl '. It sound s bette r. And yes. Pre gamin g + keg price s per perso n = erin almos t fucki ng up a gal twice her size and three times her girth . Do you know anyon e who' s gay? Do some peopl e actua lly NOT this day and age? Would you go back in time if you were given the chanc e? Abso fucki ng lutel y. Quick er than you can say " Fucki ng Dave Foley in the Rivol i in the mid 80' s." Yes. Sir. I'd be a group ie extro dinare. Did you go out or stay in last night ? Staye d in. Twas a " schoo l night " for Miss Lia. What drink did you last consu me? Dr. Peppe r. Do you like wine? " Like" isn' t the word. Try " wino" . That' s me! I used to drink whole bottl es in high schoo l and colle ge. Tisk tisk.
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They actually have the frigging option to make the posting date 1981. Why? I'm just speechless on that one. lol. So dumb. Ok, now for the real rant [well, it's not a rant, per-se, just... an observation?]. I'm listening to the album Guero by Beck, which I haven't listened to since, like '05 when I got it. Maybe '06. Whatev. So I'm listening to the song "Farewell Ride" and the chorus lyrics are as follows: "Some may say this might be your last farewell ride.." Well. If it's your farewell ride, isn't that final? Like you only get one? The "last hoorah" as they say. So how can it possibly be your last one? That would mean there was a first one, and maybe even a second one, yeah? Oh well. I've definitetly heard Beck lyrics that made less sense, though ["Shaving your face with mace in the dark" comes to mind here. That was always one of my personal faves, btw]. And while we're on the subject, how funny is the word farewell when you see it/write it for a while? It's literally faring someone well. I never thought of that. Huh. Just so you know, I'm not high, I swear. lol. I've probably said more intellegent things when I'm high than the above. I'm really sleep deprived. TWICE this week, fucking twice I thought there was someone in the house. The first time was Sat morning, when I swear I heard a guy's voice clear as day whispering to someone. So of course, I started freaking out. My heart was racing so fast I literally felt like I was bouncing against the mattress. My eyes are frantically fluttering from fear ["Erin Kelley! Alliterations are your forte!" -Ms. O'Shea], but I figured the guy would write it off as rem sleep. I'm trying not to panic, cuz you know how they say when you're panicked you make stupid mistakes. Long story short, after a panic attack and a half a gallon of tears, 'twas nothing. Think the same thing for last night, only no tears. My throat's so sore. I hope the hell I'm not getting sick. That would suck, but hey- 'tis life. 'Tis what 'tis. lol. I hope I'm using that in the right context. I'm pretty sure I am. It's olde [note the 'e'] English for 'it is', right? You can bet this geek is going to look it up on dictionary.com. Such an exciting life I lead. It's enough to make your head spin. Wait- 'Tis enough to make your head spin. Ugh. Sorry about that. I just made myself cringe with that one. Yeah. This is what happens when Lia is sleeping and my mom is all engrossed in MSNBC to the point of shushing me and I just want to gab and blab. I guess this is when normal people would pick up the phone. Not me. I'm way to A.D.D. for that shit. My attention span is bad enough already, add to that not even being able to see the person's face, and I'm on my own planet. It makes keeping friendships really hard, but no one can have a two minute conversation, I don't care who you are. I have guy friends that keep me on the phone forever. Idk. I'm weird. It's such a non girlish [the stereotype of girls, that is] trait. "A girl who doesn't like to talk on the phone for hours on end?" Yep. You're looking at her, pal. Well, reading... her. Whatev. And if you read this whole boring blog of bullshit [there's that alliteration again!], you win the prize.They actually have the frigging option to make the posting date 1981. Why? I'm just speechless on that one. lol. So dumb. Ok, now for the real rant [well, it's not a rant, per-se, just... an observation?]. I'm listening to the album Guero by Beck, which I haven't listened to since, like '05 when I got it. Maybe '06. Whatev. So I'm listening to the song "Farewell Ride" and the chorus lyrics are as follows: "Some may say this might be your last farewell ride.." Well. If it's your farewell ride, isn't that final? Like you only get one? The "last hoorah" as they say. So how can it possibly be your last one? That would mean there was a first one, and maybe even a second one, yeah? Oh well. I've definitetly heard Beck lyrics that made less sense, though ["Shaving your face with mace in the dark" comes to mind here. That was always one of my personal faves, btw]. And while we're on the subject, how funny is the word farewell when you see it/write it for a while? It's literally faring someone well. I never thought of that. Huh. Just so you know, I'm not high, I swear. lol. I've probably said more intellegent things when I'm high than the above. I'm really sleep deprived. TWICE this week, fucking twice I thought there was someone in the house. The first time was Sat morning, when I swear I heard a guy's voice clear as day whispering to someone. So of course, I started freaking out. My heart was racing so fast I literally felt like I was bouncing against the mattress. My eyes are frantically fluttering from fear ["Erin Kelley! Alliterations are your forte!" -Ms. O'Shea], but I figured the guy would write it off as rem sleep. I'm trying not to panic, cuz you know how they say when you're panicked you make stupid mistakes. Long story short, after a panic attack and a half a gallon of tears, 'twas nothing. Think the same thing for last night, only no tears. My throat's so sore. I hope the hell I'm not getting sick. That would suck, but hey- 'tis life. 'Tis what 'tis. lol. I hope I'm using that in the right context. I'm pretty sure I am. It's olde [note the 'e'] English for 'it is', right? You can bet this geek is going to look it up on dictionary.com. Such an exciting life I lead. It's enough to make your head spin. Wait- 'Tis enough to make your head spin. Ugh. Sorry about that. I just made myself cringe with that one. Yeah. This is what happens when Lia is sleeping and my mom is all engrossed in MSNBC to the point of shushing me and I just want to gab and blab. I guess this is when normal people would pick up the phone. Not me. I'm way to A.D.D. for that shit. My attention span is bad enough already, add to that not even being able to see the person's face, and I'm on my own planet. It makes keeping friendships really hard, but no one can have a two minute conversation, I don't care who you are. I have guy friends that keep me on the phone forever. Idk. I'm weird. It's such a non girlish [the stereotype of girls, that is] trait. "A girl who doesn't like to talk on the phone for hours on end?" Yep. You're looking at her, pal. Well, reading... her. Whatev. And if you read this whole boring blog of bullshit [there's that alliteration again!], you win the prize.
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EDIT: I had just turned 21. it wasn't as long as I thought, but still pretty long. I was reading through and figured I'd mention I did fix my Ipod. Myself. I left it outside on a nice summer day/ night, and suddenly- success! I also dyed my bang since then. I actually just got it done this summer. I got the bang bleached and the tips on the bottom right side bleached, too. It looks quite cute if I say so myself. I haven't the slightest why I can't get the underline off. ANNOYING. Whatev. Deal with it. I just bought 3 tee shirts and 2 sweaters from Alloy [there was a clearance]. 60 bucks. My mom's gonna flip shit when she finds out [and she will, in 6 - 8 weeks or however long deliveries take]. Heh heh. Gulp. I mean, it *was* my money, but she always gets on me for being jobless, and the economy, and blah blah blah. Someeeeeebody needs a job. And fast.... But not too fast. lol.*le mwah* |
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Wanna hear something scary? The last time I wrote in here I had just turned 20 [I think..]. I'm now 22. Crazy, eh? I've been doing the whole Myspace blogging thing, but then I remembered this. Let's see... What's changed since then? Obviously, I'm allowed into bars now and go to them frequently [but did you expect anything less of me?], I've had 2 jobs [temp secretary first, then Paint Your Art Out & Stuffin Bears (which is basically a ceramics store/ imitation Build A Bear).] I liked both [loved the latter] but I quit being a temp because I was smoking *way* too much pot [even by my standards. The boss smoked, and she allowed us to in the office.] and Paint Your Art Out closed [But might open again after Xmas]. As you can probably guess, I'm currently unemployed. Oh- I dropped out of beauty school. Was that mentioned in the earlier enteries? It might've been. I just couldn't handle all the snobbery and bitchiness; it wasn't worth it. I'm thinking about going back, but money's pretty tight. I think I could handle it now, but I don't know if I have the patience to do it again, all the schooling involved. Let's face it, I'm not a classroom type of girl. It's why I couldn't hack college [besides the partying.. lol]. What else? Hmmmm... Ooooooh here's a biggie: on April 30th 2008, I went to see The Kids In The Hall, which was like, a lifelong dream for me & my sister. The show was awesome [of course!] and they hung out after and were as fun & funny as expected. The only downside was that they usually go to a bar after and like, party with their fans and shit, but they had a show the next day, so no luck. But yeah. I totally kissed David, even though he's all old and paunchy and shit. I still love him. My God- he was one of my first sexual fantasies; I have a soft spot for him. They're gonna be in Vegas in November. Lia and I are so trying to get there. I'm still hanging out with the same people as I did then. No difference there; still love the hell out of each and every one of them. Lia and Kris broke up, but he is still one of our best friends. He's working at ABC News now, I have no idea wtf he does there. lol. Chris Schwartz moved to Brooklyn and is currently pursuing his comedy career. Lia, Ali & Heather all work at daycares [albeit different ones.. lol], and Randy works for his brother at McCarthy Tire. Well, tis all. I'm glad I updated. I hope you are too, whoever you are that's reading this right now. xo
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Tomorrow at midnight I will be able to drink in a bar legally. A-frickin-mazing. First, though, Lia's graduation. I'm really proud of her! Everyone says Keystone's grad cerimonies are super boring, though. Oh well. I must persist and sit through the whole entire [2 1/2 hr] cerimony. I know I'm spelling cerimony wrong. Guh. Idk. What an awful time not to have an Ipod, though. I was all, "I'll play the Ipod durring all the boring speeches," *imitating Dana Carvey imitating George Bush* Not ganna happen. I kinda sorta accidentally dropped it in the tub the other night. lol. Rawr. We went to Best Buy and the kid said to send it back and not mention water damage. I Googled it and they said to put it next to a fan for 24 hrs. I put it under a fan, but probably for only 5 hrs, then I got impatient and my room was getting really cold. rotfl. I'm thinking the blowdryer on cool might do the trick. My school blowdryer is wicked powerful; I'll try that one. If that doesn't do it, Idk what will. Well, yeah. That's about all for now. I was also thinking they should start selling Jellies again [you know, the colored, jelly-like, see through ballet flats? Anyone remember?] They would look hella awesome with the stuff thats out now. I love the stayle now, the "emo" style, I guess.. The really long shirts and chunky beads and bermuda shorts and everything that's out. LOVE IT. Everything's so... Idk.. Mod, I guess. Tis nice. Later crocodiles. [think I spelled that wrong, too. lol]
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