screw you guys, i hate high school

011. mmmsmall Jonathon Rhys Meyers

2007-06-29T18:50:28Z

great movie.

010. w'sup POST PROM

2007-06-02T23:12:31Z

Clearly I won a battle of wits against Mr. Ryan

Molly enjoys the endless supply of ~*Cotton Candy*~

~~At the Fault Line~~ The Nick Mervis Band

Inadvertant genital check.

good to go.

Amy Thompson makes an appearance to watch BF make swt music.

Celebrity Couple Sighting #1

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ATFL captivates a crowd of the Alonzo form.

Amy fears for Nick's erratic movements with guitars.

Celebrity Couple Sighting #2

Mac 's been cleverly concealing his identity since put on the SFV Sexual Predator's List.

~*FIERCE*~

hardxcore.

Celebrity Couple Sighting #3

Nicole monitors the fun.

MAGIC $HOW

Celebrity Couple Sighting #4

Realization of how ridiculous the hours of post prom are begin to flood over Amy.

She really wants to go home.

But Dillon's ok!

1/2 of the Celeb Couple BRUCIEL:

They stopped hiding and Bruce began to play Maciel like a guitar.

lolz

We got a caricature did.

foodgroup,bombasticlover, flamingawesome

srsly, guys, when will this charade be over?

Telenovela de Chris y Rubinez.

greg/jess

SELFISH

she won a thou.

Nick/Mingz

Aubrey is tired. Rightfully so after drilling Crassmaster the ENTIRE NIGHT.

WTF took my shoes?

My date is still hot after 30284784 of no sleep.

~*smile wit ur eyez*~

FINALS WEEK IS NEXTTTTT.

009. Alemany Prom 07

2007-05-27T10:41:11Z

i'm half dead updating this because its like 2:15 am and AMY THOMPSON threatened me. so here is PROM:

my date, Sean, can be seen in the background with a murderous look in his eye.

Chris & Rubez & Profile of Really Happy Lady

JESSICA! and J squared!

Kristin and her long hairz escort a dashing young man.

Sara & Ty

Studly Trevor & Sarah Jane

PCD
LOL

What are Brittany & I saying that would would cause us to chipmunk the mouths and raise our right arms?

oh HAI ROOMIE!

Jay-Z and Beyonce

GHEY! and cute Carissa

Sam & Adam

Amanda & Sheevz

Big-breasted book ends. i hate me.

The Bachelor

A shadowed man laughs in the distance.

Billy said "Salutations" to everyone that night.

People were in awe of his polite demeanor, until he growled at them soon after.

OH HAII MYSPACE!

Brittany & Nick

He ever so gently caressed my brow.

Liz Richards, everybody:

Saira [pronounced Sy-rah]

Shvz, Sy, & Maricris

A wild stallion & Sean

the Thompson girl

theres a lot of us ~_~

This is where the night became clothing optional:

"You can thank me because i picked out the back ground" - Carissa

SEX FACE 07 FINALISTS
#1

#2

#3

OH HAII SAM!

OH HAII ALEXA!!

Not my best.

^_^ + :0~

-_-;;

DJ Dane-ger massacres Dillon in a rap battle. Dillon hangs his head in shame.

OH HAII GRILL!

Amy Thompson is in there.

~*TRU LUV IS FEARLESS*~
haha ok no

MVRAK-ATTACK

so kewte

Jamie & that kid

Apparently the Margiotta Couple are above being photographed.

OH HAII BACK OF DRESS!!

"You Faggot Ass Queer" - EC

The Little Mermaid 2007

bee eff eff

Mac attempts to do the robot whilst Sheiva embraces him.

Oh HAII CAMERA!

"Why dont you get up outta that dress and show me dat fat ass" - Alexander the Great

the phantom shitter

Chloe-approved post.

We tried to go for a Mob/Maffia pose, but it just looks like im getting drilled.

ok that works

AMY!!!

Michael plays Apolinario and Adam does not hesitate to giggle.

NO FUCKING WAY! You said there would be churros at post prom.

Nick is eating Elaine's hair

I said, "Collin, WHO'S going to take the picture?!?!?!"

We're cultured

Betsey Johnson Badonkadonk

I could use a drink.

I will not hesitate to back hand a bitch.

With the proper photoshopping skillz, i could make this into one very naughty picture.

"Why dont you get up outta that dress and show me dat fat ass" - Azriel

Completely uncalled for.

POST PROM PICS LATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

this took forever and i am so tired. omg bye.

008. Yeah I skipped 7

2007-05-21T06:42:50Z

ok announcement, gather 'round.

i made a community. join it.

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006. Carissa's Poem brought to Life

2006-12-05T03:52:11Z

005. I feel like a SchoolGirl

2006-12-04T06:50:49Z

"Today Maciel and I LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOJFGVHJGJFLOLD because while learning the new vocabulary for the chaptre on fashions we came across the word for turtle-neck in which Mlle. Perryman said those are her favorite things to wear because it's like getting a hug all day long.
What a day, huh?"

ok, now i want you do try this: Read that whole quote again, but picture the following dude calling you up and saying that to you. it's better than an andy williams christmas album, and THAT sh*t is off the hook.

004. License to Thrill, Mo' F*cka

2006-12-04T06:39:06Z

i haven't been on myspace for awhile ( like 4 days :0 )and i keep "misplacing" my cell phone. it feels nice. yay lj. yeah, i used a surprised face AND expletive construction.

what i'm trying to say is that i really want everyone to see this:

003. Rubina Voice Post

2006-12-04T03:44:18Z

002. Baby Cats and Tiger Sharks

2006-08-05T17:57:08Z

I'm leaving today.
Michael comes home tomorrow. (love you, bitch)
Sheiva is working on her own this morning.
schveet.

ok, cristina, shieva, beca, amy THOMPSON, etc. do your thang: [with the comments, *nsync pitchas, glittery graphics, and phil of the future updates]

p.s. beca, how do you feel about the whole keith situation?

001. Steam Machines and Old Photos

2006-07-26T09:56:39Z

These are really old, so yeah.

These are in no particular order.
mkay?
mkay.
continue.

this is how i keep my figure.

Carissa agrees, "You're an A-hole!"

Fav.

Pre-braces eating habits.

Gangstas play poker in garages, duh. Sara's posing.

I look ugly as sin, but that was a seriously fun night. rockin' the buzzzz. i look like i'm plugged in.

This is what happens when you say bad things about the president.

No, Kitty.

I don't have that necklace anymore.

ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINERRRR!

I Constantly Thank God For Esteban

fucking huge hand.

prty.

ok so that's it.
happy end of July.

Lance Armstrong is everywhere

2006-07-25T00:19:20Z

hey, sup?

yo the names spiritual spelled with a C

2006-03-05T00:16:09Z

Frosty Baby Phace

Sassy Lady Bizniss

CheRRie Mon3y Bagz

Kill3r Kitt3n H0

"Who do dumb fucks battle me?"
"I best check mahself!"

^bye!!!

Who do dumb fucks battle me?

2006-03-04T04:35:00Z

Shieva is my best friend. I'm watching the 37th NAACP Image Awards and she's probably studying for SAT's.
I ditched her at swimming today and I'm really sorry.

I'm only in this song because I'm a black guy!

2006-01-24T00:07:01Z

Lost Pony II

and NOW, a random line from the hit movie Soul Plane:

"It's Gaeman not Gayman like two guys fucking, naked...on a bed."

h a p p y 2 n d s e m e s t e r

____naazla @ 2006-01-16T11:57:00

2006-01-16T19:56:42Z

happy almost birthday, sithi!

p.s. does anyone have an analysis of Edmund Spenser's sonnets?

Rubina Graduates

2006-01-15T22:02:54Z

Are you tired of feeling like sh*t? Do you wonder if there is more to life? Do you not remember the last time you smiled? If you answered "Yes" to these questions, I may have the solution!

It's called Rubina returning to Alemany for the second semester of her junior year and graduating her senior year too!

Attaining this solution is not easy, my friends. She needs YOUR help! All you have to do is sign the petition!

A petition will be going around the Alemany campus and all we need is a signature! You can also give me money and you can pretend to buy this lovely t-shirt! All proceeds will go to the Providence Breast Cancer Research Center.

ok, so this was totally ripped from an episode of the O.C., but this is much more dire and serious. Rubina is a gift from God and she should be shared throughout the Alemany Community. She's a barrel of laughs and she shares her lunch! Do your part for America and sign!

Butt Pirate

2006-01-01T07:31:00Z

Happy WTF? New Year.

Carissa told me [about jeremy], she loves porn too.

The Goblet of Geisha

2005-12-30T23:05:23Z

k, so i find it necessary to post these pictures. i trust that you will all click the cut. it's filled with fun.

Seamus appreSiates all-boy photo-ops.

They are doing an American remake of my favorite [probably because its the only one i've ever seen, unless you count When in Rome] Italian movie, l'Ultimo Bacio.

The Last Kiss will have Zach Braff and Rachel Bilson.

playing these two...

dal;jfkajsgiuweyrljkagsdjfgkjhtuyfksjdf;

S T A Y A W A Y F R O M M Y M O M. too late, Kevin.

I dunno, it was like MAGIC!

2005-12-24T05:04:41Z

After attempting to apologize about her friend Marietta, Cho and Harry entered an argument. Harry asked if she was going to cry again, to which she responded:

viddd, yo.

Back then, they called me "K-Fed" but you can call me "Daddy" instead.

____naazla @ 2005-12-18T00:51:00

2005-12-18T08:53:09Z

Hey, Gillen [onlyinparadise ]

go here, and have a quick cry. It's been 2 years.

Do you need help little man?

2005-12-15T00:30:23Z

Carissa, I forgot to tell you that i watched that video you sent. I LOLED at his screams. Thank you! To accompany foodgroup : Merry Christmas!

"Daddy Horny, Michael"

2005-12-08T20:02:26Z

No one has to use any of these, but I find them very amusing.

and again,

Boardshorts, Hun

2005-12-06T05:06:28Z

I so went to Cost Plus World Market to buy an ornament for the CULTURAL CLUB!!! I came out with:

A Black Bear dressed in a kilt ornament. [it reminds me of Cho Chang/Katie Leung]
A Double pack of chocolate covered Pocky Sticks
A package of Bertie Bott's every flavor Beans
I also rented Discs 1 & 2 of Arrested Development Season 1. <---omg Michael.

Oh, and I stole this from someone, but i find it completely hysterical. Sheiva better appreciate this.

"Don't Mess With Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Filming on location for Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't @#%$ with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

^regulation Hottie.

If you are easily offended, disregard the next picture.

I'm not even going to begin how much Cedric looks like that guy that used to go to our school. *cough*

& just because I am such a hot little girl. Yeah, that's sara on the left.

Bye Bye

Don't brush my hair too hard.

2005-12-04T21:24:25Z

So Michael and Sheiva came over last night. You can only imagine what shit went down. BUT, anyways, on to the point of this post: My current favorite celebrities. [as tagged by blase__________ ]

3 celebrities, leather pants, old guy, 1 picture.

Don't even pretend that you don't think these are real celebs. They most certainly are.

Q U I C K N E W S !

Who remembers that game where you ski down a mountain and a snow monster comes out and eats yo' face?

And here is the monster:

onlyinparadise better remember. I know foodgroup does.

Ok, special news behind ze cut. PLZ read the text.

2005-11-29T04:54:54Z

I'm sorry that I feel the need to do this.

1st Harry Potter Experience: In 5th grade, Michael Natali foodgroup dressed up as this weird guy with a purple cape and glasses and I went, "wtf?" whilst in a pirate costume. He told me that he was Harry Potter, a young wizard from a book called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. I, however, was still, "wtf?"

2nd Harry Potter Experience: I was on a beach camping trip with the girl scouts and I was feeling sick as a dog. Most of our troop, including blase__________ & onlyinparadisewere bunched in one big tent. My sore throat and fever left me longing for sleep, but this girl named McKenzie Lopez would not shut off her damn reading light. You see, kids, her aunt had just bought her the Harry Potter book and she was having a blast with the trio and their adventures in Hogwarts. At one point I yelled something to this effect, "McKenzie, turn off your EXPLETIVEEXPLETIVEEXPLETIVE light or im going to throw it where you can only reach it by a broom flown by your precious Potter!" She didn't listen. So i killed her. Actually, she currently lives with her family in Washington. I left the next day of that trip. After all, I was super sick.

ok thank you for reading.

Sheiva wants me to tell ya'll, that we are casting people for our version of the movie. Yeah, you only think I'm joking. Whatever, she'll explain it more.

S H E H A S B A B Y H A I R S !

OMFG BLUE STEEL!!!!