Ficka Ficka Paradise

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Hi all! I bring a short fic I wrote the other night. It's not my best I'll admit, but I kinda like it! :3

Title: The only one
Pairing: SasuNaruSasu
Warning/Genre: Au, Angst, Yaoi, uh...PG?

Their love is of the kind that hurts. They hate to love each other, and the other way around, but they can't deny their bond. And they are inexplainably drawn to one another

Crossposted to sasuxnaru and narutoyaoi
Sorry for the spammage D:

Dear fanbrat,

I wasn't pleased to get you "pretty please continue this OMG otherwise I'm going to have a hissy fit and pass out". In case you haven't noticed, I probably won't be updating the story I left hanging for one specific reason. Mainly, that I last updated it a year ago, which is a very long time for me and in internet time. You also failed to see the "Discontinued" note I put in the summary to prevent this type of thing. So no, I'm not going to update it. :P

You fail at reading comprehension.

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This is part of a set of pictures Im doing as Future!Team 7
Im too lazy to put any explanations here so here's the link to
my DA:

Preview:


DA account

( Because who doesn't need more Naruto...? )

Dear Bleach fanthing

I like Komamura Sajin. He's a great character, and very underused in fanfiction. So I was very pleased to see that you had posted a Komamura-centric story. I decided to give it a chance, despite the spelling mistakes in your summary.

( I really shouldn't have bothered )

(TL;DR version) Your spelling and grammar sucks. You have very little grasp on canon. You need to learn the names of the characters (at the very least) before writing any more. And your OC is a possible Marty Stu. Good-bye.

P.S. Does anyone have any links to any decent Komamura fics? I don't care if they're yaoi, het or gen, as long as they're decent. The poor guy/wolfman/furry gets surprisingly little love.

Bleach★ Friending ★Meme

  MadaPein fanart inspired by the RP cafe_akatsukirp~ 

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 MadaPein fanart inspired by the RP cafe_akatsukirp~ 

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Title: My Heart Burns
Rating: PG-13
Author/Artist: Claire Chaplin  ( cmc42 )
Beta: gabby0214
Word Count: 1793
Warnings/Other Info: Character Death, OneShot, Angst
Pairing: Renji/Ichigo, slight Inoue/Ichigo
Written For: aurorarose1414
Disclaimer: Don't own Bleach. Just borrowing the characters for some fanfic.
Summary: Ichigo has had enough of the double life, but when it is revealed that Renji is coming to the living world he finally has something to look forward to. That is until it all goes disastrously wrong.

This was written for aurorarose1414 who requested some angst. I think I got rather carried away though.


Read "My Heart Burns" on my LJ

(x-posted to: bleach_yaoi all_for_bleach ren_x_ichi kurosaki_clinic )

Dear certain writers in various fandoms:

So you have a favorite character, or a favorite pairing. Often these are among my favorites. Especially the complicated characters who will do the right thing... eventually... usually while protesting to the world and themselves that they are merely doing something for selfish reasons -- and often only after doing a host of wrong things, too. Or the pairings that on first glance appear to have nothing to suggest them but proximity, but whose elements are such that they'd be really good for each other if only something were to get them started down that direction.

Therefore, naturally I am eager to read fic about them. Particularly fic written by people such as yourselves who are good at writing, getting me emotionally engaged and describing scenes and actions well. Especially fic about the complicated people. Especially when later canon seems to be taking the character down a different direction as a result of many little things adding up; a thoughtful interpretation of character that also gives a plausible reason for one or more of these is often just what I wanted.

( But. )

You. With the crappy godmoddy Marvel crossovers. I know three facts: that you live in the USA, that English is your first language, and that you've graduated high school.

( Warning: Yui cusses when angry. )

Me again, whining about the Smash fandom and wandering off into TL:DR territory.

Falcon/Samus Writers,
You know I love you, but can we get a few things straight?
( Falcon Cut )

As for the rest of you Smash writers:
Please try to put some effort into explaining why two seemingly random characters are together!
( Why are these two people doing the horizontal mambo? )

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( Hi miss Alice  )

Dear Fanfic Writers,

Please stop putting the following in your summaries:

"I'm not too familiar with the Insert-Character(s)-Here, so all mistakes are mine alone."

That alone will automatically guarantee that I will not read your fic. If your characterizations are off, then why are you even posting the fic? Review the canon, find a beta to look it over, and then post once the characters are IC. I'd like to read your fic! The rest of the summary sounds interesting, and the pairing is one I'd like to see, if it's in character. If not even the author thinks it is, though...Then why should I even bother?

Title: “Lunar, Solar”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: R (overall)
Timeline: 1 month after the Itachi/Sasuke fight
Summary: “…because Sasuke would be the moon, Naruto would be the sun, and during an eclipse...” Sasuke remembers the month that changed everything and led him back to Naruto; Team Kakashi sets out to save the world; Madara begins his act. [Sasuke/Naruto] Please R&R!
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi. Story title from Pablo Neruda’s Drunk With Pines. Lyrics from Have You Got It In You? by Imogen Heap.
A/N: No matter how much I love Kishi’s latest developments, the plot of this story basically disregards Madara’s background. He’s pretty much still a really bad guy here, and this is where I begin an active use of Tobito theory. Hope you like it, guys! Thank you once again for your wonderful reviews!

Chapter 12 - The Lost Month

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I once read a number of very good ficlets about many-generations ago versions of the Akatsuki organization, so I was inspired.

Title: The Last of the First
Author: purplekitte
Characters/Pairings: Pein/Konan, Deidara/Sasori, Itachi, Zetsu, Orochimaru, Kisame, Kakuzu/Hidan
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: gender-switch (though it's not really them, oh explaining is complicated), death, little bit of language
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Summary: The last of the original priests who sealed Bijuu.

An allegory

Those people needs votes! Some of them has waited a hella lot of days now, votevotevote! Start with the ones on the top of the list!
Btw, 2 questions replaced, 14) True love for life, or a lot of shorter relationships that ends when you get tired? and 18) What is love?
The new ones? Check them out for yourself! And take the chanse to reapply if you aren't happy with your stamp.

I got to continue voting myself, ergh

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