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  <title>i&apos;m just an ass in the crack of humanity</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 05:59:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>argh!!</title>
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  <description>fuck marx&apos;s tests.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:53:21 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i voted! yay!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2007 23:33:35 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>cleft lip</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:13:47 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>lately I&apos;ve been feeling terrible. i have anxiety all the time and i really feel like shit. i just really realized that no matter how much i want graham to come home he won&apos;t as long as his parents keep him in virginia. it scares me to death. i miss him so much. i miss how i could talk about anything with him and he wouldn&apos;t judge me. i miss how we could sit around all day and do nothing and have so much fun together. i miss how he would comfort me when i was upset even if i was in the wrong. i miss having him always at my house. i miss everything about him. i miss my best friend. this shit sucks. and on top of all this, boys are confusing and dumb.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i also fucking hate liars.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:58:33 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i&apos;m so frustrated and confused. i feel dumb.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:29:44 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i&apos;m constantly anxious.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 17:18:46 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i love getting up in the morning and knowing that i can sleep in. hovercraft.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2007 05:18:52 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>ethan frome poems and explications are so fun. i just painted my nails heinous color because i cannot bare to do anymore homework.</description>
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  <lj:music>what sarah said</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:12:47 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>im so annoyed by certain people lately. ahhh!</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:46:45 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>fuck</title>
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  <description>i have done none of my homework this week. none. i have the song craig sings in degrassi, its called somethiong like what i know, it&apos;s really good. i really like degrassi...how embarassing.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:43:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>ggni</title>
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  <description>ahh i have so muich hw and i haven&apos;t started. im listening to italian electronica. my sister is a whore.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:02:03 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>do you ever make a decision you canit reverse and immediately regret it? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;shit.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2006 00:50:37 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>my cousin leslie at rosh hashana last night said to me, &quot;look how big your tatas are!&quot; twas funny. i love all my cousins on my dads side. they are amazing.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 23 Sep 2006 17:56:02 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>all my friends are assholes. i love it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;just kidding about loving it i fooled you.&lt;br /&gt;meh :[</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:39:50 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>meh.</title>
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  <description>im so confused. meeeeeeeeeeh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh yea i also hate school. sheeeeet this year isnt going to be fun.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 18 Aug 2006 03:41:02 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>worms make the dirt and the dirt makes the earthand all the roots have a place to sleep now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;wkjewhrdgirk iiiiiim so bored.my dad is being a poophead. and i was hanging out with my sister and then she left to hang out with her boyfriend. so now im alone. and listening to this great song. tis happy. im pretty content. i totally&amp;nbsp; cheated on my diet today. im pizzzzed bout d@ but whatever. sheeet happens. weeeeellll i want to go see if the flavor of love is tivoed. there is this crazy girl who is white and thinks shes black and has huge knockers. shes my fave. byeeeeeeeeeeeee.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 12 Aug 2006 19:53:55 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>tagged by chelsea</title>
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  <description>Once you&apos;ve been tagged, you have to write a blog with six random facts about yourself. In the end you need to choose six people to be tagged and list their names.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. i have&amp;nbsp;a major headache all day every day.&lt;br /&gt;2. i hate most people.&lt;br /&gt;3. i have trust issues.&lt;br /&gt;4. i love my sister more than anyone.&lt;br /&gt;5. my last name is spelled reiss.&lt;br /&gt;6. my favorite food is cheesecake!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;callie. i think everyone else has already been tagged</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 06:40:06 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b294/likes_xDIRTY/gross.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i gross myself out sometimes. i went to disneyland like 2 days ago. it was one of the best trips to disneyland i have had. w00t. anyway we are sexy. and i dominated. even though nick got like 630,000 or somehting. i was shocked. aaaaaaanyway. im bored.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2006 06:30:51 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>things are so frustrating slash confusing. not to mention akward. someone i really don&apos;t want to deal with is coming back in 4 days. and im scared. things will be awkward. like they have been. ever since they left. blah. i&apos;m in for trouble. i hate being alone.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 05 Aug 2006 19:31:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>ah</title>
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  <description>i try so hard, it&apos;s obviously never enough.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;fuck.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:34:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>dear world,</title>
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  <description>thank god.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 18:11:58 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>good google moogly</title>
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  <description>that thaaaang is juicy.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2006 03:09:56 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>sooooometimes!!</title>
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  <description>ahhh i likey this song by john mayer.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 16 Jul 2006 18:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photobucket.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b294/likes_xDIRTY/newfriends.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;im jealous that his new freiends have him and i dont  :[</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 14 Jul 2006 04:13:06 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>ugh</title>
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  <description>my dad and i got in another fight and it went how all our fights go he yells, i yell back, he yells more, i cry, and he yells again untill i can&apos;t take it anymore and lock myself in the bathroom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gawwwsh i love my dad.</description>
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