HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA!

Man, a quality job is hard to come by. WTF?

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/big_brother/polls/

VOTE FOR RENNY!

LOL

Also, I got a kitty.









Her name is Bowser. She's cute. She had fleas when we got her. We killed them dead.

OH HAI SHRUGGING JESUS!

I posted so many pictures on facebook. Apparently I can link them here.

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2020107&l=e7276&id=213200069
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2020108&l=a8fd7&id=213200069
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2020110&l=03e9c&id=213200069
Maine

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2019972&l=bb2fc&id=213200069
Boston Leftovers

HAHAHAHA

1. Overall, Jessie doesn't understand any of the questions being asked of him. It's pathetic that they can't get any real answers out of him. They're all so frustrated.

2. 10:30 - 12:30 This is too funny. Evel Dick is schooling him so hard.

3. 12:30 - 13:30 Excellent phone call. It's like that scene in the Clerks cartoon when that guy at the comic convention stands up and just states facts with question marks at the end. So funny, and it's all true. Oh man!

4. 15:45 - 17:00 HAHAHHAHAHA STANDING OVATION! ME TOO! His response is so douchey.

5. 17:00 - 18:00 LOL at them having to explain arrogance to him.

6. 18:00 - 19:00 This guy wants to bang him, it's hilarious.

7. 19:30 - 20:30 There wasn't a whole lot of conviction behind his denial.

8. 21:30 - 23:30 Haha, it wasn't his actions, it was America. America voted you out because of your actions dummy.

Ok, I can only watch so much of this nonsense.

BTW, I'm caught up as far as Libra being kicked out and Renny getting HOH with catching up. I'm pissed that Libra's gone. I'll miss her sass. I wish things would've been turned around on April, the hooker.

BTW, her and Ollie bang on the feed a bunch of times and he lasts all of like three minutes, it's gross.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E52R27lyBLY
There are like ten more videos on youtube but that one was serious.

!!!!

I LOVE LIBRA! I'm seriously snapping my finger in a z formation so hard!

Please win P.O.V. Out of my four favorites, I'll be OK if Keesha goes home, but not Libra, Dan, or Renny.

OMG JESSIE IS GONE FROM NBIG BROTHER!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!

I tried so hard not to shout hooray when watching at my mom's.

Too bad I'll be without TV and internets until the 30th unless an earlier appointment frees up. I'm gonna miss all the drama. WTF?

Anyways, Maine tomorrow. Call me if you need to speak.

Two things are missing from this video
1. Your pants
2. Legit verses.

We don't want to hear a continuous chorus and we most certainly do not want to see your granny panties!




I'm thinking I'm gonna start a journal just for talking about pop culture stuff and leave this one personal/friends only, I just might. What would my screen name be though?

AHHHHH! I swear, if it can go wrong, it will. It just keeps going wrong. But we're trying to fix it.

The landlord won't let me sign the lease over to my current roommates even though they have high credit scores, always pay me on time, and after the cleaning discussion have been keeping up with the place. He's claiming that he doesn't trust them/know them and wants to start from scratch. Ummmm, what? So instead of going with people who you know will pay rent and take care of the place you'd rather gamble on three new tenants who could be disasters? He's talking about how he doesn't want it to turn into a "frat house." Uhh, these two are in bed by ten or eleven every night, up at seven in the morning going to work, it's not a frat house in the least. Sure Josh has a few beers, but it's not like he gets rowdy and breaks shit, he just chills. Besides, as if the landlord really did a great job of avoiding the frat guy mentality with the new tenants upstairs. They've been here one night and have already stayed up until two cranking rock band and pounding away on the drums. Really George? Really? And you're worried about us?

Anyways, we're all trying to rationalize with him, but it might come down to all of us having to move out over just me. It really makes no sense. He's being a prick. I mean, I don't always get along with Josh, we haven't always seen eye to eye, but I don't think he's going to screw George over. We just don't have personalities/living styles that mesh, and that was my problem. So there's no reason George can't sign over the lease other than if he's trying to rent the place for more since I put so much work into making it better. Bullshit. I'm angry.

Then he tries to talk to me like I'm a little kid. Telling me about the "real world." I'm sorry, but when people get opportunities or things don't work out, they sublet. It's not some ridiculous concept that I made up. It happens in the "real world." I consulted him because I was hoping he could be reasonable and understand my position, but he just wants to squeeze every dime he can out of me because he thinks I'm stupid. Well, he's going to get a rude awakening. I wanted to work out a deal that suits everyone, but he doesn't give a shit what happens to us, so I won't give a shit about what happens to him. He's violated our lease, I'm going to bring that to light.


But no, me and Noah will get there. We are gonna work it out. We are gonna move. We're gonna get to have coffee in the gazebo and hike in the mornings. We're gonna get to live without the nuisanse of upstairs neighbors, construction, foul city air, and horrible traffic. We're gonna get past the nonsense and I can't wait.



On a different note, again, WTF BIG BROTHER? YOU SERIOUSLY KEPT JESSIE? SERIOUSLY? WTF?!!>!>! I can't express that enough. I don't know where they went wrong. I wish these people weren't such pussies and would stir the pot a little bit. None of them liked Jessie, none of them had a problem with what's her face, WHY DID THEY STILL VOTE HER OUT? What, because Keesha wanted her gone? What's Keesha gonna do if they don't vote her way? It's not like she'll get HOH again any time soon? Just vote with the house. Vote out the threat! It's not even like he's a nice threat, he's an arrogant sack of ugly shit. VOTE HIM OUT!

That's all.

1. New cut and color. This picture sucks. I look like a goob, you can't tell what color my hair actually is, and I had to take it in the bathroom because it's too dark in my bedroom and my hair doesn't stand out again the wall. Lame. But whatev, here's an idea.



Btw, I dyed and cut myself. I wanted to cut it but I didn't want to pay someone else to screw it up so I figured if I did it myself, maybe I'd screw it up, but at least I wasn't paying for it. It's much closer to what I wanted last time. Is it perfect? Hell no. The next time I do get it professionally cut the woman will be like, "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? WHO CUT THIS?" It's not even in any way, but I actually like the chunky, uneven-ness. I can never get anyone to go outside of what's normal and cut it the way I want it. So that's exciting. This could've been a disaster. It definitely looks better IRL than in the picture. I can't stress it enough.



2. I'm pretty sure Alli oh! is the only one who will know what I'm talking about, but I was to stab Jessie from Big Brother. Oh my god. What an arrogant sack of shit. He's butt ugly and his body is gross, but he finds himself incredibly attractive. Sorry buddy, you got hit by the fug truck. Also, look at this picture someone dug up of him:



HAHAHAHAHA!!

I'm just loving how much he's freaking out and how desperate he's been acting since going on the block. Keesha is my new favorite person on the show. At first I thought I wouldn't like her, but she's pretty great. I really only like her and Dan, but I have a soft spot for Renny and Jerry just because they're crazy and old. Two of my favorites, Brian and Steven, are already gone. Brian, why'd you have to be so stupid so fast? Everyone else sucks.

I guess I'm moving to Maine with Noah. My grandfather has a small house with a little land and a really nice view. He doesn't live there, so if we move in and pay utilities it'll be a load off his back. We're looking into taking classes at UMaine.

So we'd be moving to China, lol. It's about a half hour from Augusta and twenty minutes from Waterville. An hour-ish from Portland. We'll see how this works out. I'm nervous.

I just caught an episode of the show Swingtown. On top of being a horrible show, almost all of the cast members are facially deformed. Who cast this show??











You get the full effect of the fug when watching. Gross. Will not watch again.

Whoa. I just stood up and got really dizzy. That was weird.

This weekend was great. Saw the Toadies on Friday night with Alli oh! Super fun. It felt like we were in the 90's. It was way too humid and stuffy in there though. There were tons of freaky goth kids at TT the Bear's next door. We laughed a lot. I also ran into Bill who I ahven't seen in a while. We came back here after and talked until really late again. It's nice catching up with her because the distance between us really makes it hard to hang out.

Then Saturday I spent most of the day with Noah. We got to hang at his mom's new place while she wasn't there and it was a nice vacation-like experience to get to be alone. We watched some movies and I was less than impressed by them, though Signs was really funny at parts. Mulholland Drive made me angry. I hated it. But I enjoyed Noah's company. He's the best. I can't wait until we can live together and have a place to ourselves for good.

When Alli oh! was here we looked up some funny old entries in my lj that made us laugh a lot, causing me to look at more old lj entries this afternoon and I laughed even more. There was a time where I was having a lot of fun going to shows and meeting people. It's too bad things had to become so dramatic whenever they did, because life was pretty good for a while. Oh well. Everything that's happened to me has led me to this point. I definitely don't have it made or anything like that, but there are certain things about my current life that I wouldn't trade for the world. What can ya do?

Ok, I'm going to be late for work, but I needed to sit and get over the dizziness. Still weird.

Seriously, give me one already!@!!

The fact that they came out with music videos like this makes me really embarrassed to love the actual show. Dear Lord. They get pretty bad. Too bad I don't have my Jack icon anymore, lol.

I'm thinking of getting a new bathing suit but the ones I like I pretty expensive. So I want to be sure that the one I get is the right one.

( I'm seriously considering the following )


And for some lolz, look at ladydramaqueen's suits.

Just loling at BB9 rumors when I come across this gem.



It's not funny because it's Matt and PHilton, it's funny because of the book she's holding. WTF?

Also, look at Natalie's sucky attempts at modeling



More Here. Sho's naked or barely clothed in most of them.

She's so sickening. I saw a video where she talks about how she lactates because of her multiple abortions. What a waste. And a Good Christian. LOL.

Oh, also, the results of Big Brother could only be worse if Natalie was in the final two. I even found myself rooting for Big Sheil and that's bad. Adam and his crazy eyes are going to win. Goddammit.