"I see", said the blind man.

Slacker bitch... Fag, Hag, whore... Such a motherfucking bore.

2006-01-23T12:21:59Z

First day of year twelve today. =/

I think I'm a bit more optimistic about this year than I was before.
No, actually, I still think this years going to smell. But by that I mean optimistically smelly. Like that slimy little fucker that still manages to keep bobbing back up after the fourth flush.

This year I aim to become that happy optimistic turd.

SUNSHINE BUTTERCUPS AND RAINBOWS. YAAAY!!!!

______muffin @ 2006-01-09T00:43:00

2006-01-08T15:27:09Z

Urg. I can't sleep. It's so frustrating.
When I mentioned my dilemma to mum she pointed out that it maybe it might be due to the fact that I consume shit loads of coke and chocolate before I go to sleep. Maybe.

I took mum to the horse races yesterday as her Christmas present. It was WAY cheaper than I expected it to be. Mum's admission was only $6 because she's a senior and I got in for free because I was under seventeen. It was fun. we lost bets and ate meat pie and cold chips. And a waitress complemented my shoes. =)

Oh. I got a new camera for christmas. It's way fun.

On Christmas eve:

Lunching with mum and grandma:

Random: (I thought the white bra straps and black singlet worked beautifully together too)

Clare took a picture of my chest in The Valley:

______muffin @ 2005-12-30T00:23:00

2005-12-29T14:50:56Z

I have a cold. I can hardly breathe because my nose is tightly packed with constantly hardening SNOT.
SNOT.
SNOT.
SNOT.
'Snot' is such a funny word, don't you think? I could say it all day long.
SNOT.
SNOT.
SNOT.
My god. Who gets a cold in summer??? I mean, really.

Went shopping today. It was rather fun. And we're not considering the fact that my dear friend Clare arrived to meet me TWO HOURS late. I amused myself in that time by reading trashy gossip magazines and getting hit on by random homeless men.

I bought this really trippy rainbow dress. Clare bought a skirt that appeared had been made from lining ripped off the walls of a mental institution.

I think we both did well.

2006 is in, like, 2 days. Shite.

______muffin @ 2005-12-20T15:07:00

2005-12-20T05:25:25Z

I just bought the coolest shoes!

Leopard print gum boots. Woooo!

I though you should all know.

______muffin @ 2005-12-15T20:45:00

2005-12-15T11:22:30Z

Yesterday morning I woke up with period pains that might have killed a small mammal.
I hate my ovaries. They are more evil than Voldemort. In a big way.
I am now going to demonstrate visually the evilness of my ovaries...

They even have a evil curly mustache.
So there you have it.
Pure evil.

______muffin @ 2005-12-10T23:36:00

2005-12-10T13:38:33Z

Handy Hint: Don't eat nachos before going to work. They make you want to fart like crazy.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

2005-11-26T13:35:51Z

I think I need to start a diet. Not because I think I'm fat, fuck no. I'm already as skinny as a rake times Paris Hilton but not as tall, blonde and tanned. I think I should start a healthy eating plan because; a) I'm always tired. b) I lack motivation c) I always get headaches and feel ill for no apparent reason d) I seem to be feeling increasingly more like a whiny emo when there is no legitimate reason for this. e) My skin is gross.
So I think these factors are at least partially an affect of my diet.
BUT, I don't know my kilojoules from my carbohydrates and I am really not willing to find out. Good damnit! It took me 2 years to (kind of) master touch-typing!
Though, I AM going to start eating healthier. Whenever I feel like a tasty of chocolate or a tasty packet of cheese and onion flavoured potato chips I am going to say, "No! you pimple-faced NUT, have some nutritious but equally tasty NUTS instead!"
By writing this paragraph I have been motivated to grab an apple to eat. And yes, it is crunchy and delicious!

Oh, and I'd like to take the time before I leave to apologize to Clare, who's name I spelled incorrectly in my last entry. And, If you get a chance to read this before you go away, I hope you have a really splendid time with Krissi seeing The Foo's and say hi to Mr Grohl for me.

Think Positive!

2005-11-24T13:38:01Z

Things/people/events I'm particularly grateful for:
(x) My Mum
(x) My dog
(x) Logasim
(x) Sarah E
(x) Chris
(x) Adri, Krissi & Claire
(x) My computer
(x) Harry Potter Comes out in a few days.
(x) The Brisbane City Council Library Service
(x) SBS & ABC
(x) The fact that I live in a country where I can lead an extremely prosperous life.

I'm going out with a boy on the weekend. =O

______muffin @ 2005-11-22T22:02:00

2005-11-22T12:09:48Z

Adri writes such nice letters.

tehehehe.

I bought myself some new underpants today.

______muffin @ 2005-11-17T22:05:00

2005-11-17T12:21:02Z

My mum just said she'd take me to go see Wolf Creek. Hurrah.

So, as a new hairstyle, I'm either going to get a swinger's bob like Catherine Zita-Jones had in Chicago or a platinum blonde, mullet/afro-type, Guns 'n' Roses style 'do:

Yessss.

I can't wait till school ends.

______muffin @ 2005-11-09T22:29:00

2005-11-09T12:33:11Z

I'm having this repetitive dream where I'm running away from someone who is trying to kill me. The dream usually starts at my house or I got to my house sometime in the dream. The villains are always different. Last night it was a mentally disturbed hobo. Previously I have had The scary chick from The Ring as well as my aunt and Uncle.
I wonder if it means anything.

Urg. Everyone was singing 'My Humps' by The Black Eyed Peas today. Urg.

FIRST thing to do before going to sleep: I usually do a bit of reading.

FIRST pet: WORMS!

FIRST primary school: St Anthony's

FIRST alcoholic drink u had: Red wine. ewww.

FIRST time u entered a bar: haha. I'm under 18.

FIRST time u were sent to the principal for disciplinary action: Me and my friend trashed the music room at my primary school.

FIRST record u bought: The Spice Girls - Spice World

FIRST musical instrument u learned to play: The recorder at primary school.

FIRST concert u watched: R.E.M. =D

FIRST sport you played: Gymnastics

FIRST terrible fight: Eh. Probably at primary school. Some weird, stupid reason.

FIRST best friend: A girl named Caitlin. In pre-school.

FIRST wedding you've attended: I've never been to a wedding before.

FIRST person who greeted you on your last birthday: Eh. I don't know. Brett turned up first to my birthday party.

FIRST collection: I used to collect stamps in grade 3. =)

FIRST time you saw a ghost: I THINK I may have seen something. It was soo weird. but it was when I was really young and I can't really remember it that well.

FIRST roller coaster ride: I think it was at the exhibition. My memory is so bad.

FIRST ambition: To be FAMOUS. lol. I really wanted to be an actress when I was little.

FIRST job: Kmart.

FIRST thing u bought with your 1st salary: I can't remember. How boring.

FIRST thing you bought today: NOTHING.

FIRST person you hated: n/a

LAST concert you watched: Garbage. Yay!!

LAST book you bought: Harry Potter. lmao. I don't buy books much. I usually get things from the library.

LAST thing you bought: A packet of chips. Exciting.

LAST tv show watched: At The Movies on ABC.

LAST movie you watched: The 40 Year Old Virgin.

LAST time u traveled out of the country: I've NEVER been out of the country. I've been to most places in Australia though, and Australia is BIG.

LAST song listened: Let it Be - The Beatles

LAST argument: With my mummy about going to a party but it wasn't really an argument. I don't really make a big deal out of things.

LAST thought: "I have a really boring life"

______muffin @ 2005-10-18T22:31:00

2005-10-18T12:33:20Z

I turned 16 today.
Happy Birthday to me.

______muffin @ 2005-10-16T04:03:00

2005-10-16T12:21:53Z

Bleh. I hate my skin. stab stab.

Went to a party on Saturday. The theme was pimps n hoes. I got ready at Adri's house. While Adri, Krissi, Clare and myself sipped glasses of vodka and orange in front of a mirror (because we are incredibly narcissistic), we contemplated how completely stunning we would be if we were a band. We have the attitude. We have the look. We have the personality. Pity there's no talent anywhere in sight. Well, Krissi can sing. Maybe the rest of us could awe the audience with our interpretive dancing.

Krissi brought a very hot Brazilian to the party. I completely threw myself at him. I even used a lame pick-up-line. "So... are you really Brazilian?", *nudge nudge*.
I think I may have scared him a great deal.

It's Oscar Wilde's Birthday today.

Happy Birthday, dahhling.

2 sleeps till my own birthday!

______muffin @ 2005-10-07T23:17:00

2005-10-07T13:32:34Z

bahaha.
I finally got my jesus shoes.
Click
They're the bronze roman sandals.
I went to my school art show tonight and everyone complemented my Jesus shoes. =D

Nothing that exciting happening in my life right now.
Heaps of parties coming up, Including my own.
Adri is making me a mix tape! She's so cool. I love her.

My makepovertyhistory band broke today because I was chewing on it. How riveting.

______muffin @ 2005-09-30T19:56:00

2005-09-30T10:15:27Z

I went to see Garbage!
Shirley Manson is a hotty!!
And I got a job!
At Coles. But I'll finally Have moneys!

It's my birthday soon.

I'm happy.=D

______muffin @ 2005-09-21T23:18:00

2005-09-21T13:47:34Z

YAYS! I got a job interview for Coles tomorrow. Then a group interview for Sanity on Saturday. I really hope I get one of them. I've been penniless for so long and I need (want) moneys.

OMG. Garbage on Saturday Night.

Me and mum went to the city today and had brunch at The Pancake Manor (mmmm) then went to look at hats and shoes in David Jones where we made loud exclamations over their prices. Mother then told me I should forget about being an smart, independent, self-successful woman and instead, "Marry a very very rich man". We then did a tad bit of op shopping in the valley and watched the customers who were walking in and out of a adult shop before we went home.

Gold Hot Pants and the Boy From Oz

2005-09-12T13:21:28Z

I'm going to see Kylie Minogue's costume collection tomorrow. Clare says it should make our inner gay men very happy. I agree. The gold hot pants are even going to be there! wee. I already know what I'm wearing. It's going to be very Bowie.
http://www.theartscentre.net.au/kylie/

Speaking of gay men, I bought a Best of Peter Allen CD the other day. *sigh* I love him. He makes my inner gay man implode with happiness.

______muffin @ 2005-09-06T18:13:00

2005-09-06T08:54:57Z

I'M GOING TO SEE GARBAGE ON THE 24th OF SEPTEMBER!!!!

Yay!!!

I went to see Wedding Crashers on Friday. It was funny. har har. But the way that they portrayed the character of the emo boy annoyed me. You don't pay them out for being gay!! That's the only good thing about them! Originally I was going to go see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with the whole big group but a few factors, namely lateness and a little confusion, made that not the case. Then I threw a little tantie over nothing but after that it was much fun. Me and Logasm had a bit of Chinese(yum) and a de-puzzling-amy session. Then we went and saw the movie and had a little chuckle over the utter ridiculousness of Jessica Simpson's These Boots were made for walking music video that screened before the film.

I got a migraine today. Ow.

______muffin @ 2005-08-28T22:39:00

2005-08-28T12:44:20Z

I thought I should make a post to say that I’m still alive. Wow. It’s been ages and ages since I last updated.

My semi formal
The actual semi itself was pretty damn boring to say the least. Extremely sucky music except when they played Time Warp and The Spice Girls. At least I looked good. I will have more photos once I get off my lazy ass and scan and upload some more.

But the semi post at teen_dope_fiend's humble home was super dooper fun. I hung out with Adriane (who was a bit pissed) and Clare most of the night. I shall try to piece together some of the interesting events of the night:

(x) I jumped into Saz’s pool in my underwear. In winter. I only jumped back in and got straight back out but Adriane jumped in about three times and stayed in a bit for a while each time. I’m surprised she didn’t catch hypothermia and kill herself.

(x) I stole someone’s gnome. Tehehe. We stole someone’s gnome from their garden and put it on the middle of their driveway. Ok, I admit it was a little immature and lame. But I found it rather hilarious at the time.

(x) An interesting discussion with Will took place about etiquette in the male bathroom and hard-ons from the sight of random objects. It was an insightful discussion indeed but throughout the night, with continuing references from William about his penis it came a bit of a matter of ‘too far Roger’(I know Will’s name isn’t Roger but ‘Roger’ rhymes with ‘far’ if you pronounce it ‘Rogaar’)

(x) After all the excitement I went to go have a lay down on the bed of love. The bed of love was two or three single cushion joined together with a few sheets and sleeping bags thrown over it. On this matrice of love were nine or so energetic individuals, all vying for a comfortable position. At one point I was squished between Chris, who had his crotch pressed against my face, and Tegan and Christina who were doing things... I’m not sure what for the simple reason that my head was pressed into Chris’s crotch. Hurrah.

______muffin @ 2005-08-02T22:11:00

2005-08-02T12:16:52Z

Bleh. Fleur somewhat resembles a gerbil. Not what I imagined at all. =S

And Harry, with his long hair and muscled legs, looks rather butch

______muffin @ 2005-07-20T21:49:00

2005-07-20T12:25:42Z

Well, I haven't updated in a while. Went to Joanne's party on Saturday. Quite a fun event. Oh, and I bought Harry Potter!! OMG OMG OMG. OMG. I really liked it. A bit boring at the start maybe but that was made up by the last few chapters. maybe I'll write something more about it tomorrow cause I'm too lazy now. =P

Now, simply for entertainment purposes....
(There are a few of them and some of them might be a bit big)

Xena!! omg. I think she is so hot. She is my ultimate lesbian crush. When I say this to people they're usually like,"Ew, she's dyky". But no, I think she's super hot.

Shirley Manson. I would say she's debatabley THE hottest woman in modern rock.

Shannyn Sossamon. She was in A Knight's Tale and that Josh Hartnett movie about not having sex in lent that I can't remember the name of right know. So the movies arn't that great. but hott girl.

Frida Kahlo. So what if she had a mono-brow and a little bit of facial hair? She was just so interesting. I can't help but swoon when I read or hear about her or see one of her paintings.

Angelina Jolie!! She is sooo sexy McSexiness. Even straight girls have crushes on her.

Baah. Those cheekbones!! She played the girl pirate who slapped Johnny Depp and yelled, "You Stole my boat!!!" in Pirates of the Caribbeans She also played the bad girl in Centre Stage and Britney Spears' best friend in Crossroads

______muffin @ 2005-07-05T20:39:00

2005-07-05T12:42:11Z

After weeks of procrastinating I FINALLY got my mullet. It looks so good. I look like a rock star. =P

Back to school again today. ugh. only one and a half years to go!

The job interview today went ok. I think. I don't think I got the job. =\ I don't know... I just don't think I'm confident enough. I think I need to talk more in interviews or something.=/

I got out a few movies on the holidays;

The Shinning I thought it was ok. I didn't think it was the best movie in the world, the way all the Stanly Kubrick die hards make it out to be. It was good though. Nice acting. I liked the way music was used to make little actions seem really thrilling and I thought the red rum scene was really super. But like most horror movies the climax was unsatisfying and predictable.

Pretty in Pink Well, what can I say, it's a teen movie. Very predictable and the building of the character relationships was pretty bad, at least I thought so. But is was colourful. Interesting and fun on the eyes despite its predictability.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer(the old one) I HATED this movie so much. People kept on telling me how good the old school version was, but I just thought it was STUPID. Bad acting, bad characters, bad effects. ARGGG. I don't know I just hated it.

well anywhoharr. Must be off to bed now.

This Journal is....

2005-01-30T12:02:10Z

Sorry.

But if you really want to join the fun just add me and comment and I'll most probably add you back.

=D