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Dec. 22nd, 2009

Writer's Block: Will You Marry Me?

What’s your idea of the perfect proposal?

Brought to you by Leap Year. In theaters January 8th.


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I want him to punch me in the back of the head so I fall down, cut off my hair, turn me over, ask me to marry him, spit in my mouth, and then tell me it's the best I deserve.

Dec. 21st, 2009

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Dear LJ,

I swear to god I get paid to massage my clit and conjugate french verbs.

Love always,
Emily

PS: I enjoy making jokes about IT being lazy. They do nothing until there is a crisis.

Dec. 19th, 2009

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Dear LJ,

Guess who learned a very important lesson about not taking xanex at work?
I had a really stressful call, and I felt a panic attack coming on so I was like "Oh shit" and rushed out to smoke and take it.
I'm literally sitting here trying to think of things that are stressful, and NOTHING.
I'm trying to picture Mark fucking Cali, and my parents dying, and and I'm just like "Eh. Taco bell sounds good."

Like... REALLY good.

I was going to write about something else but I forgot what it was.
I think I was only updating for an excuse to type. I really enjoy typing and I often look for excuses to do so.

I play a lot of neopets, which is really sad for someone my age.

I think I was going to whine about girls in art school with bangs... but I don't really feel like it anymore.

Love always,
Emily

Dec. 18th, 2009

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Dear LJ,

Yay for medication.

Love always,
Emily

Dec. 17th, 2009

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Dear LJ,



Love always,
Emily

Dec. 16th, 2009

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Dear LJ,

Things that don't make me want to kill myself:

When two minutes before 8, Gina yells "In Soviet Russia, Christmas tree decorates you!"

Love always,
Emily

Dec. 14th, 2009

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Dear LJ,

*bashes head into wall repeatedly*

Love always,
Emily

Dec. 7th, 2009

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Dear LJ,

Winston was breathing so hard this morning.
I did my best to clean him up, but he'll barely move.
I'm petrified he's going to die while I'm at work... after all the time I've spent up with him, giving him medicine, and cleaning his crusty butthole.

I'm noticing a recurring theme in my life.
Unfortunately, the more effort I exhaust on something, the more I neglect the other things around me and I end up really lonely.
And now my kitten is going to die, and I'm going to be spent.

I'm going to sign up for classes on Friday. Gonna have to be early.

Love always,
Emily

Dec. 4th, 2009

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Dear LJ,

Sometimes I just want to buy a giant bilboard and write "ATTN AMERICAN CABLE SUBSCRIBERS: WE ARE A BUSINESS. NOT A MOTHERFUCKING CHARITY. THANK YOU."

Love always,
Emily

Dec. 2nd, 2009

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Dear LJ,

Shift bids today, new schedule 11:30-8pm with Fridays and Sundays off.

Our team has been doing really awesome at work, and I'm super excited.
I don't understand why I'm not doing any better, but it's encouraging to have people around me doing well.

I got to level 20 on my french coach game, and I've been playing POKEMON MYSTER DUNGEON EXPLORERS OF DARKNESS.
It's really fun and cute :)

Dad has been doing so much on the house in the last couple days.
We also got a new kitten at my mom's, but he's really sick and skinny.
We got him to eat some, but he's spent a lot of time sleeping... we're taking him the vet asap.
He's a sweetheart... all he wants to do is cuddle.

Love always,
Emily

Nov. 30th, 2009

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Dear LJ,

Mark bought me black DS... he even programmed everything for me, and set the alarm for 10 AM.
He did all of this on Friday, while I was having a panic attack thinking that we were done.

I felt really awful and it made me want to cry.

Love always,
Emily

Nov. 28th, 2009

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Dear LJ,

It hurts so bad I can barely think straight.

Love always,
Emily

Nov. 26th, 2009

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Dear LJ,



Love always,
Emily

Nov. 21st, 2009

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Dear LJ,

So I saw New Moon, and suprisingly it hurt a lot.
The whole time all I could think was "God, can you imagine being wanted that hard? Could someone actually want to be with another person that desperately?"

I have always felt that way about anyone I've loved... and I suppose it's just the plight of a woman to never have those feelings returned.
I give 110%, and I exchange hours of loneliness for a kiss on the forehead and a "You're so precious."
It's so frustrating, I want to rip my hair out.

I just want to be with someone who likes me as much as I like them.

Love always,
Emily

Nov. 20th, 2009

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Dear LJ,



LOLOLOLOLOLOL I LOVE URBAN DICTIONARY:

"I told that weeaboo girl over there that Inuyasha sucks. She slapped me across the face and proceded to cuss me out in Japanese."

Another funny thing that happened to me today on neopets:

lemonmeringuetie_: What kind of music are you guys into?
nettie_the_witch: I really like Muse... so punk.
meloncheckright: How can you say Muse is punk? Have you ever heard them before?
goodbyebluexsky: lolz obvious troll is obvious lololololol is all i have to say
meloncheckright: you've never heard them.
goodbyebluexsky: good call.


Love always,
Emily

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Dear LJ,

Been a while.
We're going to the symphony in Chicago, which means I get to buy something new to wear.
I'm trying to drop a little of the weight I've put on in the past couple months.
Nothing too crazy, 5 or so.. I just want the little chunk around my armpits gone because I want to do a strapless dress.

Thinking red dress, black opaque tights, booties, and a big ol' cocktail ring.
(Little black clutch and my Marc Jacobs coat.) Mebbe throw a giant black caridgan over the top.
It's going to be brilliant.
Since I'm sticking with the lbd for the holiday party, I thought I should maybe try some colour.

Dad's out of town this weekend, I'm working Thanksgiving, driving to Missouri early Saturday and then turning right back around Sunday night for family pictures.
Tina's going with me, so at least I won't have to make the drive by myself.

I've almost packed up my room at dad's old house, and will be moving most of my stuff to mom's until dad gets moved into his new house the second week of december.
This was a bad time to decide to buy houses and move, but I'm ridiculously proud of both of them.

Work is going well. Still trying to make as much money as possible. Got my benefits, and counting down.. 3 mos until I get my 401k! I plan on working Christmas and New Years.. I want to pay my first semester back at school up front in full. My parents have it worked so mom pays 1/3 dad pays 1/3 and I pay 1/3 but if I pay for the full first semester myself, I can just take their 2/3 and pay for the second semester as well. That way I won't have to worry about payments coming out of my checks. I can use the summer to save and do the same thing for my second year. Working 4 ten hour shifts a week and two 6 hour days at ICC is going to bust my balls.

Love always,
Emily

Nov. 14th, 2009

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Dear LJ,

Monday is Kanye day at work.
I am so excited.
I plan to listen to Stronger on repeat all day, because it's the anthem of my life.

Read more... )

Love always,
Emily

Nov. 13th, 2009

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Dear LJ,

I kicked Mark out of my zombie invasion group for being pretentious and arrogant.
Attn everyone: If zombies attack don't help him. Apparently he's a big boy who can take care of himself and doesn't need anybody, so he can get bit and die and suck zombie dick for all I care.

Sewing more. Sort of an end-of-the-world-biker-grandma look I've been going for.
It's nice. Like Doomsday meets Mrs. Doubtfire. Lots of bone embellishments and knit/crocheted accessories.

Love always,
Emily

Nov. 11th, 2009

Writer's Block: Instant attraction

Do you think romantic chemistry is instant or evolving? Have you ever given someone a second (or third) chance and lived to regret it? Have you ever fallen in love with someone you didn't particularly like or desire at first?


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Not only am I %100 shallow, I am also %100 capricious. Looks and dick size determine who I love.

Nov. 9th, 2009

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Dear LJ,

It's been a rough week.
I am busting my butt at work.
I hope it pays off.

On the bright side, I won an orange koi morphing potion from the healing springs.
I gave it to my usul, turned her into a koi, and then promptly painted her ghost, so she looks awesome.
I'm about to invest in a haunted woods neohome.

Today is Ben's birthday so we are going to Denny's.
He has a crush on Seth, and he blushes when he hugs him.
It's cute :)

Love always,
Emily

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