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15 July 2011 @ 08:46 am

George Clooney's Satellites Capture Piles of Bodies, Mass Graves in Sudan.




Man is walking 1,000 miles to marry Proclaimers-loving girlfriend.




In case of Big Brother, drill here (X)

"Does the US Secret Police not approve of your art? Are you a media artist who has gotten on the bad side of a private multinational corporation? Perhaps your government does not approve of the open source co-working tool that you host? Or maybe, you are simply just a troublemaker? Any which way, when Big Brother comes a-knockin’ on your door wanting to steal your computer, you need a contingency plan."
 
 
Current Location: Vasant Vihar, New Delhi
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17 April 2011 @ 06:26 pm

Chinese authorities stop! Hammertime.

"A man in China has admitted using a hammer to kill 10 people including his father, wife and son after he was refused a loan to prop up his struggling business, state media said Saturday."



17 killed as God punishes the Southern United States for gay marriage or something or the other.




Peter Tatchell stalked by deep sea diver in Soho.

"Gay and human rights campaigner, Peter Tatchell, was recently interviewed by BBC News about two men ejected from a pub for kissing in Soho, London, when this happened. (Video)."



Belgian Bishop Says Abusing Boys Doesn’t Make Him a Pedophile

"A year after his resignation plunged Belgium’s Roman Catholic Church into a crisis, the former bishop of Bruges provoked almost universal condemnation on Friday, this time by admitting that he had abused a second nephew and insisting that he was not a pedophile.... Although he began by expressing his guilt, he conveyed little if any contrition for his actions, and he said he would not abandon the priesthood unless he was forced to do so. Bishop Vangheluwe is not facing criminal charges because of Belgium’s 10-year statute of limitations, and the Vatican says he is receiving “spiritual and psychological treatment” outside Belgium."



Notorious atheist comedian Ricky Gervais would like to wish you a Happy Easter and share his thoughts on the subject.




Blind ten-year-old becomes European Parliament's youngest interpreter.



Teenage artist keeps it totally real and hardcore, performs open mic piece entitled "sorry for the mess" where he got on stage, played, and repeatedly stabbed himself to death as a crowd watched.

12-year-old arrested for spilling milk in school.

This combined with this paints a rather disturbing picture of the near future that we're heading into.

"A ride to the pharmacy with friends took a disastrous turn for a Los Altos woman Thursday, when the friends stole her prescription drugs, punched her three times in the face, threw her dog out the window and then pushed her out of a moving car."

Another story about a mom playing a game on Facebook while her infant drowned in a bathtub unattended.
Maybe Darwin's trying to tell us something.

Man cures own depression by amputating one of his fingers, then cooking it and eating it.

Fifth air controller caught sleeping.

Christian asshat offended that atheists exist.

Nothing brings a family together like taking the kids over to your ex's house to smear feces on the walls [Sick]

Did you hear about the new treatment for when you have a seizure at your grandma's funeral? Handcuffs and pepper spray [Asinine]

World's slowest cyclist finally caught by man in electric wheelchair after grueling three day chase.
Also, Florida.

Zsa Zsa Gabor decides to finally settle down and have kids... at age 94.
 
 
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05 February 2011 @ 06:27 am
Some win found over at Reddit:



Also found at Reddit:

Know how fundies like to blame bad weather on men turning their backs on god?




How to ship a ship.

Also, I'm considering buying a dedicated domain for this LJ so people I know IRL can easily find and read it while they're supposed to be working / studying / having a life / etc. What URL should it be? channel53.com? channel_53.com? internetscrapings.com? Something else? Suggestions in the comments, please :)
 
 
Current Location: NCR, India
Current Mood: happy
 
 
 
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What does the front-end of an online hacker store look like?




Spotted: Whales enjoying a MMF double-penetration threesome.

Pictured: hardcore DP whale porn. You're welcome.



High-ranking members of U.S. military part of secret societies ‘Knights of Malta’ and ‘Opus Dei,’ reporter claims.

"Hersh said he was working on a new book that details "how eight or nine neoconservative, radicals if you will, overthrew the American government. It's not only that the neocons took it over but how easily they did it -- how Congress disappeared, how the press became part of it, how the public acquiesced," he continued, according to the published quotes. Hersh also lamented President Obama's continuance of the Bush administration's worst abuses. "Just when we needed an angry black man, we didn't get one," he reportedly said." "Don't they get it? We're gonna change moseques into cathedrals. And when we get all the oil, nobody's gonna give a damn.' That's the attitude... "They do see what they're doing -- and this is not an atypical attitude among some military -- it's a crusade, literally," Hersh reportedly continued. "They see themselves as the protectors of the Christians. They're protecting them from the Muslims [as in] the 13th century."
The religious indoctrination of US soldiers has been in headlines in recent weeks as soldiers who "failed" the "spiritual fitness" portion of the "comprehensive soldier fitness" test claimed they were forced to attend Christian ceremonies and become "born again" by professing love for the Christian deity. Similarly, GQ magazine uncovered last year a series of top-secret military briefings prepared by former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld that included passages from the Bible. Trijicon Inc., a defense contractor, was also discovered last January to have been for years placing scriptural references on gun sights used by the US military in Iraq and Afghanistan.




Nurse Has Sex with Dying Patient [while off-duty, on her own free time], Loses License for 20 Years.



Mozart wrote a song called "Lick my ass right well and clean", and the lyrics would fit in with today's rap music.

Woman sent to jail for driving with methamphetamine in her vagina.

Man goes for circumcision, doctor goes the extra mile and chops off his penis altogether.
"The doctor who performed the surgery, Frankfort Urologist Dr. John Patterson says he removed Seaton’s penis because he discovered a cancerous growth on it. He says he performed the procedure to keep it from spreading... The cancer turned out to be a stage one cancer, considered by many medical experts to be treatable."

Car hits man, doesn't stop. 2nd car runs over man (kills him) doesn't stop. Pedestrian crosses street to help dead man, gets hit by 3rd car. Driver exits car to help wounded woman, and a mob of people beat him and rob him. Welcome to L.A.
 
 
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07 January 2011 @ 12:45 pm


Yeah, I'm shitting bricks.
 
 
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