Cracked.com: 5 Reasons Humanity Is Terrible at Democracy.
Cracked.com: 10 Animals You Won't Believe Are Closely Related.
Meet Fred Karger: He's the first official entrant in the race for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination. He's also openly gay, a proud feminist, pro-same sex marriage, pro-abortion-rights, and a critic of Sarah Palin who thinks many Republicans are hypocrites. Wait, what?
Tortoise sets house on fire.
More evidence of the surveillance state emerging worldwide: Copenhagen airport tracks your every move using WiFi signals from devices like cellphones and laptops.
"I watched a turtle poop plastic for a month."
The coolest star in the galaxy is no warmer than a cup of coffee.
Woman, 92, shoots neighbour's house after he refused to kiss her. Florida.
Low serotonin levels make mice more bisexual.
More TSA Abuse: Father & Son Detained For Being “Too Clean”.
“They ran my license and said ‘it shows that it’s a legitimate license, but you have no [criminal] record, so it’s like you don’t exist.’ So now I’m being tormented because I haven’t gotten any speeding tickets and I haven’t broken any laws.”
Amazing time lapse video of a woman with HIV/AIDS.
"This particular video does a great job (with a lovely twist at the end) at showing the effectiveness of HIV antiretroviral drugs (ARVs)."
Microsoft buys 666,000 IP adresses, Bible-believing conspiracy theorists to explode with paranoia in 3... 2... 1...
Washington man pleads guilty to attempted sale of missile technology to China.
Customs detains four-year-old by herself, then deports her to Guatemala. Fark: She was born in New York
Air traffic controller fell asleep, leaving two planes to land themselves. No one seems to be asking why an ATC was in the tower working all by himself in the first place, which is a violation.
Smells all over of really bad management, but the ATC will be crucified for this.
Kid sent home from school for wearing pro-equality T-shirt. The ACLU is there.
High school student commits suicide after being viciously scolded by teacher by leaping out the window. Even though there was a hospital right next door, they did not send help for over half an hour while he slowly died in his mother's arms. School staff did nothing to help.
Indian cop shoots self to win bravery award.
Deaf puppy learns sign language.
79-year-old woman punches burglar and sends him packing.
iPhone 4 Survives 1,000 Foot Fall From Plane.
"The phone was protected by a Griffin Motif TPU iPhone case but it isn't clear whether the case protected the phone from the fall or the fact that it was cushioned by the brush that it hit.'"
Artist saves his own poop in a can, turns it into perfume fifty years later and sells it.
Woman sentenced after leaving a grease pan on the stove at the daycare she ran and going shopping. The resulting fire killed four toddlers.
Meanwhile, in Egypt: "Eighteen women were arrested by soldiers and claim that they were "beaten, subjected to electric shocks, forced to undress while soldiers took photographs of them and forced to take a "virginity test", amid threats of being charged with prostitution."
The world's biggest bugs.
About a married couple with a world-record collection of 240 love dolls. "A lot of love doll owners use them for sex but I've never been interested in them in that way." Lizzie added: "It is a hobby Bob and I share together. We just enjoy dressing them up." ORLY?
Man killed by own shotgun trap.
The Lutheran Church in Finland is losing around a thousand members a week, as the society becomes more secular and questions the moral teachings of the Church.
Teen gets 12-month sentence for minor offense - and thug gets probation for raping her.
Parents tell police they're worried about their son driving without taking his diabetes medicine. Police chase their son down, shoot him, and kill him.
Cops Ticketing Cyclists In Central Park For Speeding (for 20mph in a 25mph zone).
The grandmother of a 6-year-old girl badly burned in a rum-soaked voodoo ritual admitted Wednesday that she stood by and did nothing while the youngster suffered.
Detroit's population drops to lowest level in 100 years: declines 25% in 10 years. Beaten only by NOLA because of Hurricane Katrina.
Bar fight goes all Mike Tyson in New Zealand.
Federal Transit Authority to rewrite bus safety rules because Americans are now too fat.
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