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28 November 2008 @ 11:15 pm
Internet scrapings etc.  


Baby born pregnant.
Medical Science Report says: “When the mother of this child was pregnant, she had 2 fetuses inside her. But one of the fetus grew inside the other, this why this girl was born with the other fetus inside her womb.”



Toddler gets car keys lodged into brain, makes full recovery.




French search teams scan seas for survivors of an Airbus A320 that crashed into the ocean after a test flight.
There were five people on board.


A study has revealed that the French require the biggest condoms in Europe. Still no cure for cancer, etc.

The Dutch have banned 'magic mushrooms.' ;_;

Pirates hijack chemical tanker off the coast of Somalia.

The world's oldest person dies at 115.

Drunk driver leads cops on chase, ends up somehow running himself over.

One legged prisoner outruns three prison guards, escapes. Guards left him without cuffs while waiting for transport from the court to the prison, when he suddenly bolted, sprinted 200 yards, vaulted over a 5 foot high wall and two more garden fences before disappearing into an apartment building.

Teenage would-be burglar sprayed by garden hose wielded by naked 61 year old homeowner.

Woman comes home to smoky house and missing dog, ends up finding dog cooking inside her kitchen oven.

Couple charged with animal cruelty after 70 dead cats were found in their home. On Sept. 11, Clark County officials found the couple and 124 cats in unsanitary conditions, including at least 71 animals dead in their home at 2425 Beatrice Street. Clark County Humane Society officials found dead cats wrapped in newspaper and sealed in garbage bags in the garage. Four of the dead cats were found under a bed and 67 in the garage. One dead kitten was found under a pillow.

A Japanese man has been arrested for releasing hundreds of beetle larvae inside a moving express train to try to scare female passengers.

Indonesian AIDS patients to get RFID tracking chip implants. By implanting small computer chips beneath the skin of "sexually aggressive" patients, authorities would be in a better position to identify, track and ultimately punish those who deliberately infect others with up to six months in jail or a $5,000 fine.

Thirteen year old schoolboy stabs himself in the stomach in front of horrified classmates after being dumped by his girlfriend.
 
 
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Joojewelsl85 on November 29th, 2008 06:51 am (UTC)
SO MUCH WTF
brianthedog on November 30th, 2008 01:42 am (UTC)
Dude! You're squicked out about a doble-jointed squid at the botom of the ocean, but you can post with equanimity about a pregnant fetus?

A knocked-up pre-born and a toddler with car keys in its head beat is the royal flush of weirdness. Spongebob with elbows is more like four-of-a-kind. The two-headed cat was a full-house, but what you have here is the mother (and grandmother) of all internet scrapings.
_53_53 on November 30th, 2008 05:08 pm (UTC)
I aim to please :)
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