So I'm getting the giant LG laptop on Saturday! w00t!
I shall call her Leviathan.
This is for lack of a feminine sounding name that means "really freaking gigantic." If you can come up with a girly name reflecting that this laptop is the size of a small car, then suggest away, Leviathan isn't final just yet. It's slightly less ugly sounding than Behemoth or whatnot.
I was explaining to
aoitenshi that she's a girl because she runs a Microsoft OS, therefore will behave erratically and unpredictably whenever it feels like just for the fun/sadism of it.
SHE;S NOT FAT, THERE;S JSUT MOAR OF HER TO LOEV
/obligatory etc
The stats:
19 inch screen, 1440 x 900 rez.
Pentium Core 2 Duo 1.8 or 2.0 Ghz
250 or 320 GB HDD, 2 to 4 GB of RAM (I'll aim for at least 3)
Vista Home Premium, no option to switch to XP although I;ll beg / bribe / perform sexual favors on / etc the salesman to see if there's any options there.
Promotional 5 year full warranty for free, which is freakin unheard of.
Weight: 7 kilos, or about 15 pounds.
And all the usual, Bluetooth, WiFi etc.
I'm not sure if she comes with her own wheelbarrow, but I'll ask :D
Sauce etc on the LG India homepag
ANYway.
Along with this I'll probably be buying Kim a new phone. I haven't bought her anything recently and we haven't done anything fun / romantic / etc in ages, and there's a very good reason for that. It's because I suck. No, it's terrible. The problem also is that she's so stoic and easygoing so she won't say anything or complain ever. In all honesty I doubt she minds but I do, because she's awesome and deserves better. So maybe a date or something, let's see.
Meanwhile, in other news, working from home. It's way better than I thought it would be, although my laid back chill out bamboo furniture doesn't lend itself to this kind of work, more like lazing back watching TV as opposed to sitting upright and alert, editing financial transcripts all night. If possible I may buy a new actual computer desk and proper chair rather than this bohemian bamboo nonsense, but let's see if the money allows it. It's gonna be a tight month and whatnot.
Well, back to work I go. Laters etc.
I shall call her Leviathan.
This is for lack of a feminine sounding name that means "really freaking gigantic." If you can come up with a girly name reflecting that this laptop is the size of a small car, then suggest away, Leviathan isn't final just yet. It's slightly less ugly sounding than Behemoth or whatnot.
I was explaining to
aoitenshi that she's a girl because she runs a Microsoft OS, therefore will behave erratically and unpredictably whenever it feels like just for the fun/sadism of it. SHE;S NOT FAT, THERE;S JSUT MOAR OF HER TO LOEV
/obligatory etc
The stats:
19 inch screen, 1440 x 900 rez.
Pentium Core 2 Duo 1.8 or 2.0 Ghz
250 or 320 GB HDD, 2 to 4 GB of RAM (I'll aim for at least 3)
Vista Home Premium, no option to switch to XP although I;ll beg / bribe / perform sexual favors on / etc the salesman to see if there's any options there.
Promotional 5 year full warranty for free, which is freakin unheard of.
Weight: 7 kilos, or about 15 pounds.
And all the usual, Bluetooth, WiFi etc.
I'm not sure if she comes with her own wheelbarrow, but I'll ask :D
Sauce etc on the LG India homepag
ANYway.
Along with this I'll probably be buying Kim a new phone. I haven't bought her anything recently and we haven't done anything fun / romantic / etc in ages, and there's a very good reason for that. It's because I suck. No, it's terrible. The problem also is that she's so stoic and easygoing so she won't say anything or complain ever. In all honesty I doubt she minds but I do, because she's awesome and deserves better. So maybe a date or something, let's see.
Meanwhile, in other news, working from home. It's way better than I thought it would be, although my laid back chill out bamboo furniture doesn't lend itself to this kind of work, more like lazing back watching TV as opposed to sitting upright and alert, editing financial transcripts all night. If possible I may buy a new actual computer desk and proper chair rather than this bohemian bamboo nonsense, but let's see if the money allows it. It's gonna be a tight month and whatnot.
Well, back to work I go. Laters etc.
Current Location: working from home, greater kailash one, new delhi
Current Mood: happy
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