My new hero, Reverend Billy.


(Sung to the tune of "Joy to the World"):

Joy to the world!
In the form of goods!
Consume! Consume! Consume!
Bright plastic this and thats,
For screaming little brats,
Take the SUV to the mall!
Take the SUV to the mall!
And buy, buy, buy, buy,
Buy, buy, buy, buy it all!
All boys and girls,
The time has come!
Rejoice! Rejoice! Rejoice!
Don't let the chain stores fool you!
We've come around to school you!
You don't need all that junk!
You don't need all that junk!
We don't, we don't,
Need all that junk!