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geezer sort of bites cops
"A 70-YEAR-OLD German shoplifter who tried to bite his way out of the clutches of police might have had more success if he had remembered to put his teeth in. Police went to arrest the man after he failed to pay a fine for shoplifting. But when the squad arrived, he tried to flee through the back door, a police spokesman in the western German town of Braunschweig said today. "It looks like he forgot to put his teeth in ... One of our police officers got bitten several times, but the man didn't leave anything but a wet patch," he said."
via fark:
woman comes home to find bear in kitchen eating oatmeal, no word on location of little blonde girl
eleven members of family get stomachs removed
chick with eighteen tattoos complains about office dress code (with neato pics)
geezer sort of bites cops
"A 70-YEAR-OLD German shoplifter who tried to bite his way out of the clutches of police might have had more success if he had remembered to put his teeth in. Police went to arrest the man after he failed to pay a fine for shoplifting. But when the squad arrived, he tried to flee through the back door, a police spokesman in the western German town of Braunschweig said today. "It looks like he forgot to put his teeth in ... One of our police officers got bitten several times, but the man didn't leave anything but a wet patch," he said."
via fark:
woman comes home to find bear in kitchen eating oatmeal, no word on location of little blonde girl
eleven members of family get stomachs removed
chick with eighteen tattoos complains about office dress code (with neato pics)
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