Courtney Jurek ([info]_510_pound_man) wrote,
  • Mood: bored
  • Music: Stevie Nicks - Edge of Seventeen
Today I woke up and then Cassandra called at 12:30 or something. I got ready and rode my bike to ehr house because she was visiting Michigan. We had super fun, kind of, but it was really hot, we walked to Avis Park and then Angus and then back to her house. Then she was going to Tori's so I had to leave and my dad let me drive home and I really suck at driving. Then he went and got White Castle. Now I am sitting here bored.

And Law and Order: SVU comes on in like 4 minutes so I am going to watch it.


And that was my unbelievably pointless entry and semi-boring day.



Leave comments about nothing or random childhood stories or something. Just leave comments if you lvoe me or something, I barely ever get them, and I want some because they are fun.

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[info]__warmtape

July 23 2005, 02:01:15 UTC 6 years ago

One time when I was little I went to Meijers with my mom and I had to go pee and my mom asked where the bathroom was and the guy pointed "over there" so I pulled down my pants and was going to go pee on the floor then I ran outside the front doors with my pants off because someone was chasing me. =).

[info]_510_pound_man

July 23 2005, 02:09:28 UTC 6 years ago

lmfao I love you and your story


I am sure Mitch and his little blonde friend loved it too :_

[info]__warmtape

July 23 2005, 02:09:23 UTC 6 years ago

Oh oh oh, and I don't remember this but when I was just born and my parents took me home from the hospital my cousin who was one at the time came over and when they put me on the floor by her she said "BABY!" and poked me in the eye.

[info]_510_pound_man

July 23 2005, 02:10:34 UTC 6 years ago

LMFAO lmfao I don't know why that's so funny

[info]__warmtape

July 23 2005, 02:10:24 UTC 6 years ago

Another time I was at my cousin's birthday party I saw there grandpa and he was fat and had a big white beard and he said hi to me and I was like I HATE SANTA CLAUS and I kicked him and started crying and then ran away and I was hiding in the bathroom the rest of the party!

[info]__warmtape

July 23 2005, 02:12:04 UTC 6 years ago

And once me and my cousin who is only a year older than me we both had younger siblings, my brother was like 3 months and her sister was 4 months and I decided I wanted a sister and she wanetd a brother so we switched their clothes and put them in different baby carriers and put blankets over their faces and my aunt and my mom didn't even notice and they took the wrong babies.

[info]__warmtape

July 23 2005, 02:13:50 UTC 6 years ago

In fifth grade me and Tiffany would always go for walks and say the F word and other swear words and talk about how Yoko Ono and Bill Clinton were having an affair at the time and then when we got back from our walk we'd go into my room and say to each other "You'd better pray tonight because we don't want God to send us to hell for saying bad words!" And we were really serious.

[info]__warmtape

July 23 2005, 02:17:15 UTC 6 years ago

One time I spent the night at my cousins and we were like 8 and 9, and we were in my aunt and uncles bedroom watching Liar Liar with my little cousin who was like 6 and my cousins dog was on the bed too and my cousins kept sticking their fingers up the dog's butt.

[info]_510_pound_man

July 23 2005, 02:18:49 UTC 6 years ago

lmfao, dog sodomy. that is disgusting and wrong, lmao

ew.

[info]__warmtape

July 23 2005, 02:17:41 UTC 6 years ago

I used to be best friends with Olivia Morefield, ROFL.

[info]__warmtape

July 23 2005, 02:18:56 UTC 6 years ago

One day Tiffany came to my house and we always used to take my brothers toys and put them in the middle of the street and watch them get ran over, and we would also throw them up in the tree in front of my house and once I threw her shoe up in the tree and it got stuck and my dad couldn't get it down until the morning so she went to the bustop wearing weird sandals when it was like winter and i had to bring her shoe to school.

[info]__warmtape

July 23 2005, 02:20:03 UTC 6 years ago

Another time we went sledding with Helen at Lamphere and we thought my dad abandoned us and we were like about to cry and we kept yelling his name and we were like "Okay, there's a police station right there and they can send out a search party for my dad!"

[info]__warmtape

July 23 2005, 02:21:41 UTC 6 years ago

My grandma always used to take me to the bank with her and when we were standing in line I used to bark at people (I was 4 or 5) and when people would come up to me and tell me how cute I was I would growl/try to bite them. Sometimes I would even chase my tail.

[info]__warmtape

July 23 2005, 02:24:41 UTC 6 years ago

One time my cousins, the ones who I have been talkingg about in all these comments slept over, (One is a year older than me and the other one is a year older than my brother) and the younger one's were like 6 and 7 and we were all sleeping on the flour in my front room and my girl cousin who was 7 would always pretend she was boy, so she took a piece of paper and rolled it up and taped it to her "areas" and told us she had a "weiner" and then pulled her pants down in front of all of us. Then we told her mom and her mom said that she needed to get counseling and every day had to remind her that she was a girl.

[info]__warmtape

July 23 2005, 02:25:17 UTC 6 years ago

One time you and me slept over Tiffany's house and our boobs were talking to each other.

[info]__warmtape

July 23 2005, 02:25:43 UTC 6 years ago

In 3rd grade Riham came to our school and was in our class and she was the fist chaldean person that anyone had seen and everyone called her Ham, lmao.

[info]__warmtape

July 23 2005, 02:29:39 UTC 6 years ago

PS. I love Courtney.

[info]_510_pound_man

July 23 2005, 02:36:03 UTC 6 years ago

I really like your stories lmfao lmfao

I called Riham "RiHam and Cheese" lmfao
She was my good friend :)

[info]__ruptured

July 23 2005, 02:36:30 UTC 6 years ago

One time I was going down the street rollerblading and I reached the FAR corner of my street. I had to pee so I was trying to go as fast as I could. I got inside my garage and I had one foot on the step and then I started to pee.

[info]__ruptured

July 23 2005, 02:37:36 UTC 6 years ago

Another time, I remember Amanda down the street would always sell lemonade with me and my brother. Her sister was ashley piejewski. Anyways, my brother sold with her one day and she took all the money. My grandma called her a stealing bitch.

[info]__ruptured

July 23 2005, 02:38:32 UTC 6 years ago

One time, I had this birthday party. & you were there. And so were a lot of people. Then Kalyn and Erin started burning their spoons so I started to cry. After I was done, we trick-or-treated. Then we played red rover and you fell into my kiddie pool.

[info]__ruptured

July 23 2005, 02:39:16 UTC 6 years ago

I was with Christine one day and we had to like do some project for school so she came over. We didn't have glue so we used Rubber glue and we kept sniffing it like crazy.

[info]__ruptured

July 23 2005, 02:40:24 UTC 6 years ago

One time I was over Nick Boni's house who used to be my best friend and we were playing house. And then we kissed and I told him we were gonna get married like when we played house. I was like 5, so shut up.

[info]__ruptured

July 23 2005, 02:41:13 UTC 6 years ago

I was outside with my brother one time and my gma got really mad at me and started to chase me with a hanger.

[info]__ruptured

July 23 2005, 02:43:06 UTC 6 years ago

I remember one time I went over to Brandie's house and her sister was just born. Her dog didn't like me and kept trying to attack me and like tried to bite my hip. It was really weird and it had to stay in its cage while I was there.

[info]__ruptured

July 23 2005, 02:43:39 UTC 6 years ago

I used to try to touch fishes when I was little cause i thought it was a game.

[info]__ruptured

July 23 2005, 02:44:47 UTC 6 years ago

I had this plastic car thing like the red and yellow cars, and I went to fast down my driveway and crashed into a bush.

[info]__ruptured

July 23 2005, 02:45:42 UTC 6 years ago

I used to ride my bike like how people drive cars and I only stayed on one side of the "lane" [sidewalk] and I would make a click noise when I turned.

[info]__ruptured

July 23 2005, 02:48:20 UTC 6 years ago

I remember one time when I was best friends with Kalyn, she told me not to tell anyone but she thought Erin T was dumb. [3rd grade]
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