urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:_21grams_ A Role Model A Role Model 2007-11-16T14:31:11Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:_21grams_:1088 2007-11-16T14:31:11Z 2007-11-16T14:31:11Z I can see it now on the news programmes: English fans gathering in pubs wearing blue and white scarfes, skull caps and fumbling through the Diary of Anne Frank... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:_21grams_:553 2006-04-26T10:11:38Z 2006-04-26T10:12:44Z Hello swine. Your sweet King Kong princess has returned. I’ll get to world events in a moment, but let me first answer the questions I’m sure you have about my absence. First - “What have you been up to the past few weeks?” Well, pilot season is forthcoming and I was just busy pitching shows to the networks. One was a sitcom about an abortion doctor who moves in with the ghost of Hitler. The other show I pitched was a drama about the exact same thing. No one was interested. Second - “Why did I return?” I’d like to give you some beautiful, romantic answer, but it was the dental plan, plain and simple. Keep your fingers crossed for a better America, and a better tomorrow. Ta ta, clit-lickers. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:_21grams_:279 2006-03-16T12:35:59Z 2006-04-24T10:42:35Z I desperately want to start a family. It's not that I want to give up acting, but now I want to make room in my life for other things.