"There are three types of people in this world: pussies, dicks, and assholes. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their own way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let me fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit. "