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Subject:Still on DS9...
Time:12:57 am
Current Mood:boredbored
And bored out of my mind. I have stolen highly valuable items to offload here, and no auctions scheduled. Just where is that damn Ferengi, anyway?
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Subject:Hmm...
Time:10:40 pm
Current Mood:boredbored
*ponders leaving her room while there is a lizard outbreak to look for some action* Better not. They might find out that the lizards are all my fault I'm not really supposed to be here. Yet Jean-Luc hasn't actually told me to leave yet, so...

*decides to raid the computer again*

hits a random program againCollapse )

What? Yeah right! I'm worth way more than a hundred and twelve bucks! Bastards. Who comes up with these things anyway? It had to be Q. The Ferengi was a huge tip-off.
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Subject:Hmm.
Time:01:30 am
I. Am. Bored. Hacking Using this computer is tedious work. Apparently I broke into some of _deannatroi_'s cheat sheets counseling 'guides'. There were a series of 'quizzes' there. So I took one. The results:

Greed
Which deadly sin do you represent? (Angel Sanctuary Pics)

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How did they know? There is no way I'll ever run into more than I can handle.
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Subject:Not going according to plan.
Time:04:50 am
Current Mood:bitchybitchy
I need to get laid cracking on my plans for this trip. First I have to locate _picard_'s quarters the computer is your friend, it will tell you almost anything. Then I can screw talk to him again. If _lore_ has managed to locate a penis by now, perhaps I can arrange to track him down and shag get to know him better. He'd better be as fully functional as they say he is.
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Subject:On the way to her guest quarters...
Time:03:25 pm
Current Mood:pissed offpissed off
Narrator: Vash is escorted roughly out the door of _picard_'s quarters by the oh-so-helpful beverlycrusher. Apparently Crusher wants to make sure Vash finds her way there...



Gee, thanks honey. How pushy sweet of you.
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Subject:There's no time like the present.
Time:05:09 pm
Current Mood:bitchybitchy
It looks like there is never going to be a let up of traffic around here. Getting out without anyone noticing will not be easy. But I love a good challenge.

If an opportunity won't present itself, you have to create one is what I always say. And I'm nothing if not resourceful. The rest of the time travelers can find their own way home. It doesn't look like they are exactly trying very hard, anyway.

But me? I'm outta here.
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Time:08:53 am
I'm with ms_q on this one. Are there any straight the men on the ship, or what? I mean, this is getting ridiculous.

On the other hand, I'm strangely more relieved than I thought I would be that jonathan_archer got back in one piece. And I still want to know what happened to my stuff!
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Subject:What happened to my stuff?
Time:11:55 am
Current Mood:aggravatedaggravated
This is fucking wonderful. I've spent days looking for certain items that have apparently disappeared into thin air. I risk plummeting to my death in a pool of sentient slime and lizard creatures just for the lovely joy yeah right of dodging irate crew members while searching for stuff that isn't here. The clowns around here had better not have taken my stuff not that they'd even know what to do with it if they did. If any of them had even thought to ask me, I could have told them what the writing in the temples said. Idiots.

This place is losing its charm fast weird. And to top it all off, I think I need a visit to sickbay. *shudder* I'd almost rather have Bev and her more modern medicine right now. Not that eels both me--I've dealt with worse. I just hope they can fix me. This mark on my arm is starting to get nasty. *absently rubs a swollen red and purple crescent that is starting to harden*
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Subject:Oookay then.
Time:06:43 pm
Current Mood:thoughtfulthoughtful
Some kid gets on Jean-Luc's terminal over here, somehow knowing that I'd be there to receive the transmission, from the future no less, and wants to talk to me. Ok, I'll buy that, because that's the kind of place this is. But she wants to know if I'm her mother? What a joke.

But why. That's the thing. I have to know. She was checking Jean-Luc's records. And she wanted to know if we had a relationship...*laughs*. Oh my. The poor girl thinks she's Jean-Luc's kid? That's almost as outrageous an idea that I'm her mom. I'd really like to know where she picked up that thought at.

*laughs again*

Jean-Luc Picard as someone's daddy. It'd take an act of god for that to happen. All I can say is, if it's true, I feel sorry for the both of them. She seemed like a rather feisty kid. Oh. And I'd love to see the look on his face when she tells him. I would actually pay to see that.

But it's not likely, and it's not my problem. I have a little trip to the planet's surface to prepare for. Finally this jaunt to the past is going to start to pay off in a big way. At least it had better. I had to put up with a retarded android and pineapple for this, among other things. *shudder*
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Subject:The only way to get something done...
Time:06:22 am
...is to do it yourself. So, I found out which quarters Jean-Luc is using while he's here. If Jonathan is going to use me as a little relief from Malcolm, then I'm going to use Jean-Luc for a little something myself.

I think it's time to pay him a visit...
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Subject:*decides to go to her own quarters for the time being*
Time:02:20 am
Current Mood:naughtynaughty
I need to get laid. This toying with people is starting to get a little old, fun as it usually is. So far we haven't stopped at any interesting planets, and all we have around here for local wildlife is Blue Antennae Boy.

I wonder what happened to Garak. If anyone would know how to hack into the computer to find out room assignments, it would be him.
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Time:04:44 am
Current Mood:planning
I've been combing this journal system for information a girl's got to keep informed, and I've heard straight from the mouth of the horse's other half (that would be ms_q) that Q brought b_9 on board just to piss me off. And that tom_paris has set the idiot free because he didn't want to deal with deactivating him. Humph. Pissing off Q is supposed to be my job. The other way around? Well, he doesn't even have to work at it, actually. Maybe I could try getting back with Jean-Luc and see how he'd like that.

The other night with jonathan_archer was fun. I'll have to hook up with him again. *smiles* I do so love a man I can use in uniform. Oh, and I've heard they'll be planning a little thing later today on the ship. I think I may see if I can throw a spanner in the works since I know what it's really all about. They seem to have overlooked frisking me. What a shame.
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Subject:Getting information organized.
Time:05:28 pm
Current Mood:productiveproductive
Notes to myself:

Item one. Make sure to find out what is going to be served at these little dinners ahead of time. *shudder*

Item two. After the dinner I had the other night, several things became clear. I will never score with get to know some of the male members of the crew physically better. They are obviously gay interested in other people things.

Item three. There is some dissension in the ranks. A mutiny appears to be brewing. Must align myself with whoever ends up on top.

Item four. I have learned that doctorphlox seems interested in getting horizontal. All is not lost. Interspecies relations are very important. Also, keep trying with jonathan_archer. I may get somewhere yet.

A further note. doctorbashir is on this thing too and seems to be as horny charming as ever. Q interfered with our little rendezvous the last time. Right now he appears to be busy screwing _picard_ and co.. So I'll have to be sure to look up the good doctor some time.
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Time:04:51 am
Current Mood:restlessrestless
Damn. This place is a lot smaller than the last Enterprise I was on. Maybe later I should try harder to get on Jean-Luc's new ship. Still waiting on Jonathan. Well, a girl doesn't get anything waiting around for it to come to her.

Maybe checking out the ship wouldn't be a bad idea. There has got to be something around here to make my trip worthwhile. Perhaps I'll find something that would look good in a museum is interesting.
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Subject:So, it looks like I made it here.
Time:10:07 am
Current Mood:determineddetermined
My first attempt at getting in the Captain's pants making friends didn't go so well. But there is still plenty of time to manipulate get to know the Captain and the rest of the crew. It looks like some of them may be gay reluctant, but I've been told I can be quite...persuasive.

Perhaps we will land on a planet somewhere and I can rob meet the natives. I'm sure that there are plenty of things in the past that I can sell in the future learn from. And hey, at least the dog is cute.
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Subject:Well, this should be interesting.
Time:03:34 am
Current Mood:awakeawake
I feel at lose ends right now. I am wandering this useless planet, with a bunch of brainless natives, and I am BORED OUT OF MY MIND. There isn't even anything worth stealing acquiring here. I am currently going it solo, although I wouldn't mind a partner in crime for my endeavors.

I have ditched Q. It seemed like a good idea at the time was for the best. I mean, come on. The guy's an asshole. He almost let me have sex with his SON for pete's sake. The kid is like nine years old or something. That is just sick. I do have standards, you know.

Jean-Luc is looking kind of cute. I wonder if he'll let me on his ship again. I could use a free ride would like to see him again. I have my reasons.
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