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Monday, September 11th, 2006
7:57 pm - I must be emo
turn up your sound, stink smellies.

http://emosong.ytmnd.com/
http://www.lyricsandsongs.com/song/595637.html



.......I feel like tacos

current mood: apathetic

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Friday, August 25th, 2006
8:48 pm - Stay Set you fucking ... fucktard!
I don't know why I keep posting my doodles here... well, here's what kind of crap I've been doing over the summerCollapse )

In other news, band camp is [almost] over :)

current mood: stressed

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Monday, August 14th, 2006
12:54 pm - for all you cat lovers out there 0_o
um yeah

corpses are a bitch to clean up

current mood: drunk... like a hobo

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Sunday, July 23rd, 2006
4:46 pm
title or description

haha, this made me laugh

current mood: chipper

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Friday, May 5th, 2006
10:57 pm
Funny Pictures
Funny Pictures


-Damned Joanna,
(Senor Diablo's fucking windshield wiper)

p.s. AP tests are GAY.

current mood: cynical (to say the least)

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Sunday, April 9th, 2006
4:51 pm - No Rain
ugh, i'm starting to think the entire reason jesus was resurrected was so the children of the world could have a week off. thank you, jesus. :)

spring break is the best thing since sticky-notes!

blind melon is my new favorite band (yes, i listen to music too..)

...i guess that's all I wanted to say.

happy spring break everybody :D

current mood: eh

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Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
5:32 pm - Valentine Doom
happy singles awareness day. this holiday sickens me.

besides a bear, dead flower and jumbo valentine card...this year was another fruitless waste of my teenage youth. but honestly, let's analyze this holiday, shall we? besides wasting our money on cards and flowers of fake sentiment, what are we honestly trying to prove?

and WHY do guys buy their girlfriends giant chocolates? do they want their anorexic sweethearts swelling like blimps? god forbid!

but that's beside the point.

today was Charles Darwin's birthday. i'm sure most of you will agree, learning we're closer to ass-scratching monkeys than to a divine being of ultimate power is definitely more self-satisfying than passing out chintzy valentines.

so let's give a moment to Charlie-boy, eh?



your very own hamster-master,
joanna

current mood: nostalgic

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Sunday, January 29th, 2006
3:50 pm
why do i have a feeling that tomorrow is going to go horribly? x(

it's been this awful squishy feeling that's been irking me since last monday.

like i just KNOW...you know?

my schedule's going to be messed up, or i'll forget something i really need or i'll piss off some random person and be cursed forever...



well as much as that may suck...
best of luck to everone else! :)

current mood: DooOomed

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Saturday, January 28th, 2006
11:53 am - I saw a squirrel!
http://www.youtube.com/w/Invader-Zim---Megadoomer?v=WTvoCjr1zys&search=invader%20zim

I love this show so much.

why Nickelodeon? Why?

current mood: longing

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Sunday, December 18th, 2005
12:57 pm - ...
got all my christmas shopping done yesterday.

bought my mom some pajamas (i hope they're the right size) and an ornament cat that doesn't really look like a cat. bought my sister a tea set from that ohayo place in the mall (we're going to be having tea parties!) and i bought gifts for all my friends.

but since some of you freaks stalk my entries on lj, that information won't be disclosed (like it isn't so obvious already!)

the only person left to shop for is mi padre. he's a tough person to shop for. when i ask him what he wants, he says one of three things: "my sanity" or "my two front teeth" or "a twenty-two to shoot my brains out with" .... he's always so DIFFICULT.

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i didn't have time to practice with my flag yesterday. i've only got half of the conquistadores down, but maybe if try to PERFECT that half, they won't notice that i'm oblivious to the OTHER half.

ha!

:)

current mood: blank

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Tuesday, November 15th, 2005
8:42 pm - xDDDDDDD
Rated O for Orgy

Even if you hate or never read Harry POTTER!

Okay! In commemoration of the new Harry Potter movie, i give you my pitch for THE PERFECT fanfiction:

Harry is visiting Hagrid, the two are chatting and having a merry ol' time going on about the good old days and how humorous it was almost getting killed by a multitude of creatures. Then WHAM! Madame Maxime pops in and the two break out into freaky-giant-sex, almost killing (and probably raping) Harry in the process.

Somehow, the lucky lad manages to make his way out (with a broken pelvis) and wanders feebly home. Then, the werewovles attack!!! (because it's a full moon ^_^) After simultaneously raping Harry as well, they dig up Dumbledore's grave and play chew toys with his arms and legs. Harry, obviously traumatized, watches.

Then, when the boy-who-lived-and-is-so-damn-sexy stumbles back in the castle and tries to sneak back into the dorm, he CAN'T! because Malfoy just happens to be sneaking back in time to see Harry and the two admit their undieing love for each other because their feelings have been dormant for ALL of these years. THEN, they make out under the full moon, saying a bunch of romantic mumbo jumbo before they get to the good stuff.

The morning after, Harry wakes up in the hospital and finds Ron and Hermione standing over him. Apparently, they've just been arguing who gets to keep him, finally deciding to share him once his pelvis has healed. Harry damns being so sexy.

Hermione tells him that they've just gotten a phone call from Lupin. Supposedly, he and Sirius are getting married in June. Emo Harry thinks that raises too many traumatizing questions, then he realizes that Sirius has been dead for a year and the questions don't get any more pleasant.

Just when things can't get more hectic, Madam Pompfrey runs in and tells Harry that he's pregnant because mpreg is SOO possible in the wizard world.

one problem, he doesn't know who's baby it is! and that's the story!

And they lived happily ever after.

except the werewolves, who all got heartburn after an overdose of Dumbledore...too bad for them :)

current mood: dorky!

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Sunday, September 25th, 2005
2:53 pm
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Well, my computer's officially a homosexual.

He thinks we should, "break it off"

Faggot.

I can't tell you how many times it's shut down the internet on-






...sorry.

And now it's mocking me...with its rainbow screensaver.

>__<

second hand computers,

you don't know who's used them...

*insert dirty joke here*

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current mood: crushed

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