i am too shy when i dont know you and i am too loud when i do. i could not deal with my day without diet coke. i love fashion but i loathe shopping. i have been "diagnosed" with adhd and i think its really funny. i am completely obsessed with disneyland. i dislike little kids. i can never get my hair to be the way i want it so i usually end up cutting it all off. i have become a chainsmoker over the past 6 months for no apparent reason. i like classical music. i also like to start things and not finish them. i have been fired from 3 psychologists. i enjoy dressing up and wearing false eyelashes. i love to spray paint bad words on my clothes. i have a collection of jesus candles. offensive to some, hilarious to most. i drive a baby blue '91 mercedes that can never fully operate correctly. i have a brother that is 16 months younger than me and is my best friend. i have a chihuahua named madison that is medically obese. i have a mom that is crazy and a dad that is so oblivious to everything.