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Cat lady [08 Aug 2007|11:47am]
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[19 Jul 2007|11:12pm]
i have internet
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GOD HATES US ALL!!!! [17 Mar 2007|10:41am]
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I was doing some simple numerology-- where you write down the alphabet and number the letters and then add up the numbers above ten until they are a single digit-- on Fred Phelps’ and name and found some thing interesting. (Phelps and his “church” are the bastards that preach hate, protests against gay and lesbians, their funerals and military funerals.)

Mr. Phelps full name is Fred Waldron Phelps.
Fred= 6+9+5+4=24=2+4=6 Fred = 6
Waldron=5+1+3+4+9+6+5=33=3+3=6 Waldron= 6
Phelps= 7+8+5+3+7+1= 31=3+1= 4 Phelps=4

So Fred Waldron Phelps is 664 not quite the number of the beast but eerily close.

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and the second one is done [12 Jan 2007|01:34pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

for those of you who know i make chainmail armor. and a few years ago i made a shirt out of 16 gauge wire and 1/4 inch rings. but now i have made another shirt. it is long sleved goes down to my knees, and weighs about 40 pounds. i used a half mile of galvinised 14 gauge wire rolled in to 3/8 inch rings and has about 20,000 rings in it.

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I got a one up to a bike with a gun rack [19 Nov 2006|07:24pm]
how about one with a mounted m-60 macheangun mounted on it.
with a rack for a bazoka
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[01 Oct 2006|03:02pm]
I had a from the box beef Lo Mein dish today for breakfast/ lunch, and right now I can’t stop burping. Every time I burp I have the taste of bacon bits in the back of my mouth. Yeah, I know you all want to hear that.

but at least i posted something.
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wine tasting [04 Sep 2006|02:01pm]
[ mood | okay ]

Well this might surprise all you’ll who read this journal. But this weekend there was a wine tasting at the local winery and a friend of mine asked Aj and me to go with him. Well we had nothing better to do so we went with him. Jason picked us up and took us to the Winery and it was a nice little place. There were five different wine makers there all from South Dakota, and all the wine was made form South Dakota grapes well 85% of the grapes were from SD. All three of us go there not knowing whether or not there was going to be a cost or how much it would cost if there was one. Well there was a $15 charge for the people that wanted to taste the wine, but that was for a wine glass two days of tasting and ten tastes each day. Well Jason is the only one of us who shelled out any money. And he gets like 15 or more different drinks when he was only supposed to get 10 (the drinks were only like maybe two mouthfuls). And we were there for a half hour when an older lady approached Aj and said, “I won’t be able to finish this. Do you want it?” Aj accepted and the card only had two marks on it. So Aj and the lady went to the front table and Aj got a wrist band that said she was old enough to drink and they gave her a free wine glass. So Aj went around trying the different wines and I finished off the wine she didn’t like. And she only liked one of the wines. The next day Aj gave me the little card so I got to try wines including a jalapeno wine and yes it did taste like a jalapeno but it wasn’t that hot because the wine was not made with any jalapeno seeds. So over two days I got to sample about 15 different wines and it was just fun perusing around the Winery.

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these people need help [03 Jul 2006|09:25pm]
[ mood | amused ]

talking about phobias. i can understand most of them especaly if they are caused by some sort of animal like spiders and dogs even fish because they have their own intelegence.. the phobias i dont under stand are inatement things like ballons and pickels. hell i can under the fear of heighs or the dark. the heights thing is more the fear of falling and the dark is the fear of the unknowen. but ballons and pickels. a moury epicode showed these a links Picklephobia ballonphobia

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the cat [30 Jun 2006|10:02am]
Lexy was really craving attention this morning. normaly went either AJ or i get up the cat is right under our feet. well this morning was no diffrent. i got up the cat was right at my feet rubbing up againts me. got lexy her food and some fresh water, and when she was eating i went to the rest room. when i got out i turned the corner saw lexy was not eating her food any more. assoon as i thought that her comes running out of my room and runs into my leg as hard as she could.

its a good thig i wasn't walking because i either would have steped on her or she would have tripped me.
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kitty! [12 Jun 2006|09:35pm]
we just got Laxey and she is still very shy and is trying to warm up to our apartment.
pictuers behind the cutCollapse )
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Malaysians Hope 666 Weddings Bring Luck [06 Jun 2006|01:08pm]
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Jun 6, 9:35 AM (ET)


KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) - The number 666 may represent the mark of the beast, but it was a good omen for many ethnic Chinese in Malaysia.

Hundreds of couples rushed to tie the knot Tuesday, June 6, 2006, or 6/6/06.

In the Hokkien dialect, spoken by many of Malaysia's Chinese minority, the number six is pronounced to sound like the word "luck."

That meant a wedding on Tuesday was expected to bring triple luck.

In Malaysia, a mass wedding registration ceremony was held for 234 Chinese couples, ranging from 19 to 56 years old, at the Thean Hou Temple in a suburb of Kuala Lumpur, the national Bernama news agency said.

Another 108 couples were married at the Klang Hokkien Association, south of the city, while 89 couples pledged their love and devotion to each other in the town hall in northern Penang state.

Marketing executive Low Hong Ling, 28, was quoted by The Star as saying over the weekend that it was a special and practical date to be married.

"It is very special because the particular sequence only happens once in a lifetime. Also, the date is easy to remember so we will never miss our anniversary," she said.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20060606/D8I2O9JG1.html

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so true [02 May 2006|05:08pm]
[ mood | amused ]

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Pirates vs. Ninjas [13 Apr 2006|08:35am]
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this is just a funny news story, and it is real.


Feds Pounce on Student Dressed As a Ninja

Apr 12, 10:38 PM (ET)

ATHENS, Ga. (AP) - Running through the University of Georgia campus as a ninja can elicit a prompt response from authorities, a UGA sophomore learned.

Federal Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearm agents, on campus for a community training project, detained Jeremiah Ransom of Macon Tuesday as a "suspicious individual" when they spotted a masked figure darting near the Georgia Center.

Ransom told The Red & Black student newspaper that he had left a Wesley Foundation pirate vs. ninja event when he was snared by agents with guns drawn.

"It was surreal," Ransom said. "I was jogging from Wesley to Snelling (cafeteria) when I heard someone yell 'freeze.'" At first, he thought a friend was playing a joke.

University Police Chief Jimmy Williamson said Ransom was released as soon as he was found to have violated no laws.

Vanessa McLemore, the ATF special agent in charge, said agents thought something was amiss when they "noticed someone wearing a bandanna across the face and acting in a somewhat suspicious manner, peeping around the corner" then breaking into a run.

Williamson said Ransom was wearing black sweat pants and an athletic T-shirt with one red bandanna covering the bottom half of his face and another covering the top of his head.

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Information from: The Red and Black, http://www.redandblack.com

The orignal story for the student news paper.

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[09 Apr 2006|04:22pm]
[ mood | okay ]

Well I finally got my jig to cut rings finished. I might get a picture of it up at some point but I may not. And so far I have cut a 30’’ coil so I have approximately 400 rings ready to play around with.

There are some problems with the jig but I think I have a solution for it. See when I was using the Dremel by hand I used 3.5 cut off disks per 30’’ coil but to day it took 7 disks because the cut off wheel is to high so I am not using all of it. So I will just have to lower the Dremel.

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for all of you who were waiting for the movie [05 Apr 2006|07:49pm]
Silent Hill the movie is comming out this spring.

for all that are intrested this is the link to thetrailer to the movie
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what up? [26 Feb 2006|08:23am]
[ mood | w00t ]

Hey I just thought I should let you all know it’s Aj’s and my one year anniversary today.

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[15 Feb 2006|09:49pm]
[ mood | amused and tired ]

this is a picture i found while looking around the inter net to night

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a quick question [05 Feb 2006|08:25pm]
[ mood | tired ]

if you, by chance, meet up with the devil and he just really just pissed you off where would you tell him to go? you really cant tell him to go to hell because that would be like telling a little kid to go to his room where all his toys are.

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[02 Feb 2006|10:39pm]
KOE
Kindred of the East: A foreigner in a foreign land,

you have fought your way through hell in

order to return to your mortal form. You seek

to bring yourself back into balance in order

to gain insight and enlightenment. How you go

about finding these truths matters little, it

is the journey that teaches you how to grow

and become more. The road to true

enlightenment is a long and difficult one,

but the reward is beyond the wildest dreams

of most mere mortals. You despise being

compared to the western vampires that feed

off of their victims like leeches, for you

derive sustenance through a variety of

activities, but nothing so vulgar. You are

proud, and slow to change.


What type of World of Darkness Creature Are You?
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[27 Jan 2006|10:01am]
You scored as Sniper Rifle. You like sniper rifles.

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Sniper Rifle

92%

Crossbow

75%

Grenade Launcher

50%

Shotgun

42%

Bazooka

42%

Uzi

25%

Flamethrower

17%

Nuke!!!

8%

Which firearm is best suited for you?
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