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long time no write [03 Oct 2005|09:04pm]
So hey guys its roby.


i deleted my other thingy.

i thought ide update real quick like.



needless to say im very confused with girls at the moment.
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[22 Apr 2005|10:06pm]
goodbye
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[01 Apr 2005|05:21pm]

i know i said that this was my last entry.

but fuck you all.

I GOT AIM!!!!!

its - ih8urkiss

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[30 Mar 2005|04:03pm]

this is my last entry.

maybe ill make a new journal.

idk.

ill see.

 

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im a whore. [12 Mar 2005|09:23pm]

 

its a crazy colauge of roby!!!Collapse )

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[07 Mar 2005|06:23pm]
[ mood | sleepy... ]

so its me, the AWSOME roby updated my journal for like the 4th time this week.

ehhhhh im tired.

i have a golf tournament tomarrow.

yay.

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF ME IN ONE SENTENCE!!!!

 

 

well heres two pics......Collapse )

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ehhhh [06 Mar 2005|05:05pm]

well today i woke up and felt like shit cause im sick and miss douchhead and douchead jr.

WHY WAS THER BAKON IN THE SOAP?!?!?!?!?! I MADE IT MYSELF!!!!!!

i love invader zim.

well i had gay conformation but zian got some hot pics of my ass so it was worth it.

yay i got $25!!!!!

moosey fate....

ummmm...fuck you anonymous commenter.

i love oasis and jack johnson.

my dog is so awsome.

 I SUGGEST THAT ALL OF YOU DOWNLOAD A JACK JOHNSON SONG IF YOU LOVE ME.

well im done.

entertain me with your beautiful comments.

 

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worms. [05 Mar 2005|05:58pm]
[ mood | happy ]

i went golfing today.

it kicked ass.

sorry we didnt invite you christian!

anyways, we found two worms.

their names are douchhead and douchhead jr.

ive found out that when girls are bitches no one wants to be friends with them...

if the anonymous commenter is reading this, comment and tell me who you are please!!!!

AND IF YOUR MY FRIEND AND YOUR DOING THIS AND YOU HAVE A JOURNAL I WILL DELETE YOU FROM MY FRIENDS LIST.

 

imagine if you had a vagina growing out of your shoulder....

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[04 Mar 2005|07:31pm]
sooo...
there is some anonymous person who says im hot and cool.
and they say the love me.
thats awsome.
so whoever you are, anonymous person, tell me who you are.
thanks.
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[03 Mar 2005|07:14pm]
[ mood | mr waddles is the best. ]

so im here in my awsomly cool room with my awsomly cool computer and watching the OC and yeah i will marry that show....

well anyways, im happier.

so thanks to all who helped.

and thanks you jacqui for your letter cause it really cheered me up and i shall talk to you later!!!!!!!!!!!!

so yeah.

im gonna stop bitching.

i mean, why should i be sad?

i have an incredible family.

golf is great.

and i have the awsomest best friend that anyone could ask for so take that everyone.

so i realized im a dumbass for crying for no reason and being sad.

=)

so yeah.

i think my sub for world geography is gay...

like honest to god gay.

YAY PEOPLE TOUCH MY ASS IN THIRD PERIOD!!!

well thats it for this entry.

bu bye everyone.

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[28 Feb 2005|07:18pm]
im never good enough for anybody.
shes so awsome...
im...im not awsome.
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[26 Feb 2005|11:14pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

so yeah im here at mi casa, cause i was at the mall and not the show.

well yeah today was great.

i bought shit at AE, express (woohoo i love that store!), and old navy.

damn i look HOT!

haha.

damn my hair is feeling extra pubie.

ale has fat pants!!!!

oh shit i have so much homework for geomotry.

seeing peoples thongs are fun.

vagina.

im done.

 

 

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[25 Feb 2005|11:58pm]
wow...
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anything at all. [25 Feb 2005|06:15pm]
[ mood | stop. hamma time... ]

well im just hear and yeah i want to ask a favor from anyone thats reading.
ask me three questions you would like to ask me.
anything at all....

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[24 Feb 2005|06:21pm]
so yeah i made my LJ fucking pimp and only few people have it like mine so be jealous bitches.
tell me what you guys think!
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wow... [21 Feb 2005|04:32pm]
[ mood | amazing! ]

 

this is one multitalented dude....Collapse )

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japan is great. [20 Feb 2005|01:39pm]
[ mood | im sleepy. ]

so yeah im hear listening to tsunami bomb, and ive found a new love.

i will marry the redheaded bass player for the von bondies.

we will kill the lead singer and make beautiful music together.

damn irish boys....

 

THIS IS SO AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!Collapse )

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time for a random update... [18 Feb 2005|09:35pm]
[ mood | hehehe yvettes slow ]

what if chicos tacos left el paso.....god that would suck ass...

fucking kangaroos...

its morphin time!

hehehee

im feeling fat and sassy.

people who cut their stomachs are fucking idiots.

you cant "accidentaly"  get pregnant except if you were raped.

i want a girlfriend but i dont like anyone.

hehe

the purple telatube is gay.

gay like...gay like.....gay like today.

wow...out of everyone ive talked to no one has done jack shit today.

porn is fun.

there is a roby, texas.

im rad.

im so rad that i can say im rad and still maintain my rad-ness.

ale is fat!!!! jk!

i had a dream that some black guy cut off my balls....

i checked them when i woke up...

today is a boring day.

 

 

creepy quiz....Collapse )

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abcdefg..... [18 Feb 2005|07:06pm]
[ mood | no one for roby ]

so yeah today was alright i guess.

i woke up at 7 and went golfing and got back at like 5.

so yeah i did okay.

i think i might go to the mall tomarrow and buy shit.

haha no one likes me!!!!!!!!

hehe

my puppy was spayed today.

she cant have puppies anymore.

so vagina juice is fun.

fun with a "ph"

wow were dumb in geomotry.

dumb....DUMB LIKE A MOOSE!!!!!!!!!

oh yeah i have two last words before i go: FUCK ABERCROMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[16 Feb 2005|09:28pm]

KAILA HAS A BABY.
MEGAN IS A LESBIAN.
JACQUI LOVES ROBY THIS MUCH *OPENS UP ARMS*
ROBY DOESNT LOVE JACQUI...SHE JUST THINKS HE DOES.
EDDIE IS A STALKER FREAK WHO IS A FUCKING IDIOT WHO DOESNT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
SOMEONES VAGINA SMELLS (NO JOKE)
OLD PEOPLE LOOK LIKE PENEUTS.
JACQUI WANTED ME TO SAY SHES SEXY BUT WE ALL KNOW SHE HAS AIDS.
I LOOKED DOWN YVETTES SHIRT IN SECOND PERIOD LAST SEMESTER. I SAW NIPPLE!!!! IT ONLY COUNTS IF YOU SEE NIPPLE!!!!
SERGIO IS SPARKY POO.
JACQUI SAYS "YAY!!!"
IM A PHREAK WITHA "PH"
THE PILLOWS AND THE SHINS AND DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL AND THE UNICORNS AND ALL OTHER INDIE AND WHATEVER COOL MUSIC IS RAD!!!!
JACQUI HAS LESBIAN LOVERS.
JACQUI HAS CREEPY STALKER GUYS NAMED EDDIE WHO CALLS HER AN AVERAGE OF 10 TIMES A DAY.
JACQUI WANTS ROBY.
SHE ALSO IS WIERD. SO SHE ATTRACTS WIERD ONES.
JACQUI AND ROBY BOTH NEED A VAGINA.
RAY REALLY NEEDS A VAGINA TOO.
I WANT A CAR AND JACQUI SUCKS CAUSE HER DAD WHO DOESNT LOVE HER IS BUYING HER A BRAND NEW AUTOMATIC CAR.
WOMEN CANT DRIVE IN GENERAL.
WOMEN ARE ONLY GOOD FOR COOKING AND MAKING BABIES.
WOMEN ARE BABY FACTORYS.
I HAVE NO BACKBONE.
JACQUI GIVES DUMB ADVICE LIKE "BE MORE ASSERTIVE" AND "DONT BITCH ANYMORE OR ELSE"
KENDRA SLAPPED MY ASS TODAY!!!!!!! ♥
SOMA! WAS AWSOME!
MOSH PITS ARE FUNNY TO WATCH.
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
FUCKING KANGAROOS.

 

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