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(no subject) [Oct. 16th, 2003|04:20 am]
Andromeda Black
[I may be a bad ass but I still feel |mischievousmischievous]

I'm not bored anymore...

*giggles maniacally*

Though...I am out of flavour beans. Which is nearly as bad...
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(no subject) [Oct. 13th, 2003|11:33 pm]
Andromeda Black
[I may be a bad ass but I still feel |impish]

Bored. Bored, bored, bored. Board?

This place needs some excitement, methinks. *taps lip thoughtfully*
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Putting the shake in Shakespeare [Oct. 9th, 2003|03:17 am]
Andromeda Black
[I may be a bad ass but I still feel |busybusy]
[All the bad asses are rocking out to |"Wild Horses" by The Rolling Stones]

Rose has started a drama club! This should serve as an endless pool of entertainment. Gudgeon has taken it upon himself to act as her groupie. How utterly adorable. I feel sorry for her, when they were handing out brains, Gudgeon thought they said trains and said 'I'll catch the next one!'.

I've given it a lot of thought. There's really only one role acceptable: Puck. Though, I suppose Bottom, who gets turned into a jackass, wouldn't be too bad either. None of those stupid girly roles, though. Titania and Hermia and Helena...how boring would that be? Blech.

I find it supremely entertaining that a character named Bottom is turned into an ass.

I've got Quidditch practice soon. Got to go.

If your name is Sirius Black, you need to come and entertain me before I make you a eunich.
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(no subject) [Sep. 27th, 2003|05:08 am]
Andromeda Black
[I may be a bad ass but I still feel |pleasedpleased]
[All the bad asses are rocking out to |"Beat on the Brat" by the Ramones]

Unlockable to James and Sirius OnlyCollapse )

Why...someone's played a horribly nasty joke on my wee sis!

...once again, shame has befallen the most noble house of Black.

*giggles*

Honestly, I thought trendy fashion had hit a new low with the "mo-hawk". I guess I was wrong...that's MUCH more attractive then scalp-snakes.

Or trouser snakes. Eww. Genitals *shiver*
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(no subject) [Sep. 26th, 2003|01:34 pm]
Andromeda Black
[I may be a bad ass but I still feel |bitchybitchy]

private; unlockable to James and Sirius onlyCollapse )

My, my, my. I'm bored. I do believe I need to entertain myself. Unless someone wants to take up the task of being my personal entertainment? Gudgeon...don't be surprised if I make you put on a tu-tu and tap dance. *snicker*
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(no subject) [Sep. 18th, 2003|07:13 am]
Andromeda Black
[I may be a bad ass but I still feel |amusedamused]

Question: Why did the siamese twins want to travel to the states?

Answer: Because the other one wanted to drive.

Some muggleborn kid named Fred or something like that told that joke to Davy Gudgeon in Herbology today. I wasn't paying attention to them before that but I thought it was a damned funny joke.
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post period ramblings [Sep. 18th, 2003|06:57 am]
Andromeda Black
[I may be a bad ass but I still feel |hyperhyper]

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Sirius. We must pass words. As soon as you're free if possible?

[Remus]

Hang in there kiddo. *draws grafitti on the WORLD 1, REMUS 0 sign and flashes a thumbs up*

[/Remus]

James...really we ought to have another chat soon. Last time 'twas as enjoyable as usual.

I had a funny thought today. While I -obviously- an a blatent asexual, I started to think about what if I weren't. Would I be stupid and get retarded over some lame ass boy? Would I munch rug instead? Somehow, I doubt I could ever be a lesbian...I hate nearly all the women and girls I know. Mainly Narzilla and Turns Tricks. But that's another story.

I feel like causing a ruckus. I wonder...is there a ruckus to be caused? Should anyone find a ruckus for me to cause..let me know.
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Holy Uteri, Batman! [Sep. 12th, 2003|02:25 am]
Andromeda Black
[I may be a bad ass but I still feel |predatorypredatory]

private, quadruple hexedCollapse )

...For anyone who does not wish to sustain dangerous and or potentially fatal bodily harm...stay the fuck out of my way for the next five days. No, really.
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(no subject) [Sep. 11th, 2003|05:48 am]
Andromeda Black
[I may be a bad ass but I still feel |blahblah]
[All the bad asses are rocking out to |"Highway to Hell" AC/DC]

Argh. Blergh. *kicks the wall* I hate herbology. Hate hate hate herbology. Herbology is a cuntface. And my hands...well. Let's just say I had a little accident involving not remembering to use gloves some kind of plant...thing...and now my hands are covered in bandages. This is by far..the lamest class ever. In the history of...life. I'm feeling cantankerous today.

By the way, I'd like to publicly declare that the scone which hit Turnstricks in the back of the hea at breakfast today was not thrown by me.

[Marauders]

Privately, however, I claim full responsibility- and proudly at that. Re, don't think about playing the Prefect card or I'll bite you. Rawr.

[/Marauders]

Is it just me? Or does that Kingsley Shacklebolt kid remind everyone of Barry White?
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Ranting about family [Sep. 10th, 2003|01:47 am]
Andromeda Black
[I may be a bad ass but I still feel |pissed offpissed off]
[All the bad asses are rocking out to |"Under My Thumb" by the Rolling Stones]

private, unlockable to Sirius OnlyCollapse )
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Joke [Sep. 8th, 2003|09:24 am]
Andromeda Black
[I may be a bad ass but I still feel |bouncybouncy]

Two nuns are biking down a cobblestone path. One nun says, "I've never come this way before..." And the other nun says, "Must be the cobbles." Oh I amuse myself...

Only a few hours until the train. I'm all...bouncy.
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Musings [Sep. 7th, 2003|04:34 pm]
Andromeda Black
[I may be a bad ass but I still feel |amusedamused]
[All the bad asses are rocking out to |"Free Bird" Lynard Skynard]

School starts tomorrow. Color me excited. Only more more year before I can move out and be a free bird, Lynard Skynard style. Thankfully, my parents are quick learners and realized that taking me to meet and greet suitors wasn't their best course of action so they moved on to Narcissa. I pity the poor soul who gets stuck marrying her, the wench. I owled Sirius today. That was quite nice, and I can't wait to see the little bugger on the train. Apparently, I don't get invited to family gatherings because I'm a black sheep! who knew? And all this time, I really thought that it was custom for the eldest daughter to be home alone during Christmas. Hmm...am I getting gullible in my old age? *smirk*
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