There's still time to vote!!!!!!1111oneoneone
PLEASE DO SO!
Step 1) Go to the top right and sign in (you can use your Facebook account).
Step 2) Go back to my trip (the one about Murphy’s Ranch, the Nazi camp)
Step 3) Click the green “Save” button
Step 4) Feel good about yourself for helping me out
I'm going to see ELLEN today!
Now I'm just getting annoyed. I used to post naked pictures for you! I'm calling I'm in my favor! Help me out. Please. Please. PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEEE
None of you people have voted for my article? Did I accidentally poop in your pool? It was a Snickers bar, I swear. Please forgive me and vote for my entry on Trazzler.
Remember me? No? ASSHOLE!
You know you're a gelatinous blob of human when the first thing you google in your new city is "best donuts".
Watch out, SoCal. Here I come.
I've grown up and decided taking pictures of my ragged ol' pussy was probably not in my best interest. Seems obvious to rational people, but I've never been the rational type. And also it turns out you can't get a boyfriend by sleeping with your entire city. I guess it's good I learned that before I decided to take the vagina on the road, am I right?