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There's still time to vote!!!!!!1111oneoneone

PLEASE DO SO!
Step 1) Go to the top right and sign in (you can use your Facebook account).
Step 2) Go back to my trip (the one about Murphy’s Ranch, the Nazi camp)
Step 3) Click the green “Save” button
Step 4) Feel good about yourself for helping me out

http://www.trazzler.com/trips/murphys-ranch-in-los-angeles-ca-90272


I'm going to see ELLEN today!

Side note: The guests suck- Justin Beiber, which is not exciting since I'm 25. And Katy Perry, Lady Gaga and Chelsea Handler, who are all just bedazzled mediocrity. No actual talent, just smoke and mirrors.

Now I'm just getting annoyed. I used to post naked pictures for you! I'm calling I'm in my favor! Help me out. Please. Please. PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEEE



Step 1) Go to the top right and sign in (you can use your Facebook account).
Step 2) Go back to my trip (the one about Murphy’s Ranch, the Nazi camp)
Step 3) Click the green “Save” button
Step 4) Feel good about yourself for helping me out

http://www.trazzler.com/trips/murphys-ranch-in-los-angeles-ca-90272


None of you people have voted for my article? Did I accidentally poop in your pool? It was a Snickers bar, I swear. Please forgive me and vote for my entry on Trazzler.

Go here: http://www.trazzler.com/trips/murphys-ranch-in-los-angeles-ca-90272 (sorry, it's not porn. It's just my contest entry)

Sign in in the top right corner and then save my trip. That's all.


Then I'll be happy. Please help a sista out?

Remember me? No? ASSHOLE!

Anywho, I entered a contest and I would ABSOLUTELY LOOOOOVE it if you'd vote for me. Please, pretty please?


Go to here: http://www.trazzler.com/trips/murphys-ranch-in-los-angeles-ca-90272

Step 1) Either create an account or really easily sign-in through your facebook account.
Step 2) Save my trip.
Step 3) Just be awesome.

I know I only talk to you when I want stuff and for that I'm kind of sorry, but come on. Help a sister out!

http://www.trazzler.com/trips/murphys-ranch-in-los-angeles-ca-90272
http://www.trazzler.com/trips/murphys-ranch-in-los-angeles-ca-90272
http://www.trazzler.com/trips/murphys-ranch-in-los-angeles-ca-90272

You know you're a gelatinous blob of human when the first thing you google in your new city is "best donuts".

Do you ever look back at your journal and just think "if me now met me then, me now would beat the shit out of me then"?

Here's me drinking.

Watch out, SoCal. Here I come.


Now, what's the cheapest way to get my shit down there? Questions, comments, suggestions, free moving vans appreciated.

I lost 5.6 pounds this week. I lost a baby. Nono. that came out wrong.

I lost the weight of a baby.

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I've grown up and decided taking pictures of my ragged ol' pussy was probably not in my best interest. Seems obvious to rational people, but I've never been the rational type. And also it turns out you can't get a boyfriend by sleeping with your entire city. I guess it's good I learned that before I decided to take the vagina on the road, am I right?

So anywhoozles, I realized I was living the slutty fat girl starved (no pun intended) for attention stereotype. I always said to my brain "No no, you're liberated. It's TOTES different." But that was a big fat walrus of a lie. I've learned the error of my ways. I am committing myself to a power higher than myself. THE CORNBALLER.

VIVA EL CORNBALLER

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