Imagine its 11:40pm, a wednesday night, at an undisclosed bus stop on queen street. A bum behind you asks you for change, you turn and tell him you dont have any cash, half noticing the glue he is sniffing. Keeping an eye on this buy from the corner of your eye, you notice something happening going on which subconciously makes you turn and look, similar to a car crash or a dead dog. Upon this further inspection you notice the bum and his bum friend in a full on glue induced make out session. You Chund.
A homeless man was on the bus today. He sat behind me and stared at me the whole way home. When I looked at him, he merely kept staring back. He picked his teeth and his nose (with the same finger). He drank from a paper bag. And continued to stare. He got off the bus, but was obviously not heading home.
The 12th of September was the the last time I updated this whorey piece of shit i call my lj, and even then it was a poor excuse for an update as there was little or no writing (probably for the best huh?).
Anyway since then alots happened: -finished and passed my first years uni, only to find out the 2nd years twice as hard, whooopeee!! -went to whanga, had a blast. -went to whanga, had a blast. -went to whanga, had a blast. -went to whanga, had a blast.
can you see where this is heading!!
Anyway fuck trying to fill in nearly 3 worthless months, instead do this 'see how well u know me thingee!': (you get two options and u have to pick which one best describes me)
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME: Chris 2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Not wearing any 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Nothing...for once 4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED RIGHT NOW? No 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? A brownie from countdown 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?? Grey 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? No idea. 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? This really hot chic who was a customer at work 9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Depends where i'm looking at the time, hmm maybe face. 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? yeah 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Pretty shit 12. FAVOURITE DRINK? Bourbon, bourbon + coke, corona hmm most beer, royal crown 13. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? see above 14. FAVOURITE SPORTS? league, soccer, squash 15. HAIR COLOUR? brown 16. EYE COLOUR? blue 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? nah 18. SIBLINGS? older brother and younger sister 20. FAVOURITE FOOD? Subway meatball sub 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Adaptation 22. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? dec 1 23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY?? sat 24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? nah not shy 25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE? nah 26. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter 27. HUGS OR KISSES? each are good for different occasions 28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate. 29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? Yes 30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? probably no one 31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? everyone 32. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? live at home 33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? The same one i have been all year, sorry rachel 34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM WENT OFF? no 36. DO YOU MISS BIG BROTHER YET? im assuming that refers to the show, in that case no 38. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? Movies + music 39. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? Buttered 40. FAVOURITE CRISPS? ???? 41. FAVOURITE CAR? nissan sentra, holden, ford mustang 42. FAVOURITE FLOWER? hmmmmmmmmm 43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? ummmm not sure a few 44. CAN YOU JUGGLE? no 45. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK? sat 46. RED OR WHITE WINE? Ohh yeah red wine! 47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Nothing 48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? no 49. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING? whether i shud bother to get up 50. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED? going to bed 51. WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY? 19 may.
1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 2. Am I lovable? 3. How long have you known me? 4. When and how did we first meet? 5. What was your first impression? 6. Do you still think that way about me now? 7. What do you think my weakness is? 8. Do you think I'll get married? 9. What makes me happy? 10. What makes me sad? 11. What reminds you of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do you know me? 14. When's the last time you saw me? 15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 16. Do you think I could kill someone? 17. Describe me in one word. 18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? 19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? 20. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?
Well I finally got my electric guitar only to get it home to realise it has a big whorey chip out of the paint so i have to go all the way back to the store to exchnage it (not without giving it a good thrashing first). Went to work yesterday, then straight from work to the vid ezy staff party or whatever name b-rad (he he) gave it. Anyway by the time Sarah got there, Brad and Mat were really drunk and hot got them kicked out of where-ever we were sposed to be, so me and Sarah being the only Sober drivers drove everyone to the beach, were B-Rad proceeded to make a complete drunken ass of himself, while pissing off a few people in the process :p, and he also told me that supposedly in 5th form me and some big indian guy rubbed a curry pie all over his jacket, I don't rememeber this, does anyone else or is this just one of his drunken ramblings.
Btw watch the movie "Interstate 60;, great film and remember "Happiness is only the contrast of sadness".
If anyone happens to see Mick Watson on the street, punch him really hard in the nose and then run, and then sleep with his ex-wife (Nicky Watson), tho most would probably want to do that latter anyway. That is all, thank you.
I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on The christmas tree I wish I was the star that went on top I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good I wish I was the full moon shining off your camaros hood I wish I was an alien, at home behind the sun I wish I was the souvenir, you kept your house key on I wish I was the pedal brake, that you depended on I wish I was the verb to trust, that never let you down
I spose I should be panicing as well, oh wait my exams are over! hahahahahaha!
I have barely left my room, let alone my house this past week as i have been unwinding from quite a stressful term, I mean c'mon, looking for chics at engineering is a near impossible task and requires quite a bit of dedication, judgement and insight.
Anyway before I forget I must post an extract from the novel on my journal, unfortunately due to some disagreement (which is fully understood) this extract will not be in the final copy. So here it is:
'After a while however, this got a little boring, so Pudgy and Glenn, the two occupants of the backseat decided to have a friendly game of gay chicken, which unfortunately for Pudgy just turned into one big make-out session, much to the dismay of the General and Buster'
Good luck to everyone for the coming exams, and to neel and his bottle of vodka!