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Bloody HELL. [06 Jul 2004|01:40pm]
[ mood | cranky ]

In case any of you are wondering, I've been stuck in detention ALL BLOODY WEEK.

Apparently I failed that Potions test (HOW?!) so, of course, the solution was to stay in the Potion's classroom EVERY DAY with the professor. HONESTLY.

If only I had any talent at all in Potions. And, Severus has been so kind to help me-- I feel really bad for being an absolute failure.

Oh, and that blockhead of a keeper that got the position on the quidditch team in my stead-- the complete idiot who couldn't tell a rock from a muffin-- has now got himself a girlfriend. The strangest part? She seems to be a Ravenclaw.

I don't know whether to be more amazed or irritated.

Andromeda, I'm sorry to hear that the poor chicken died at your expense, but I think it would have died anyway. It wasn't so much your fault as the fault of everyone in this school who eats meat. Besides, maybe it's an honor for chickens to be sacrificed for soup?

11 bewitched | can't live without me?

[22 Jun 2004|10:50pm]
[ mood | lethargic ]

Well, the Potions test has come and gone... and I can quite safely say that there is no way I'm going to pass this class. Er... Severus, I hate to be a bother...[Severus] And, speaking of which, I haven't cause you any more trouble with Malfoy, have I?[/]

Anyway, Malfoy is still looking for a solution to his... problem, I see. Wonder if he's tried the library yet-- I'm sure they've got a book on that sort of thing. Quite sure.

Welcome back, Remus. Can't say I missed you-- I was as good as in the hospital wing, myself, with all the time I spent with a book in the library.

Oh, now all I want to do is sleep. As Lily so dutifully pointed out to me the other morning, I look like death warmed over. And, I suppose I feel like it, too.

9 bewitched | can't live without me?

Owls [18 Jun 2004|01:30pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

You know, I was thinking-- all of us have owls, and all of us are using them to send messages to one another, but we never really give them any credit. Sure, we all love our owls and treat them well, but... we never say anything about them...

So, I thought I would introduce my owl to everyone who doesn't know him.

His name is Daemon. The origin of that name lies in Greek mythology. Daemon was the word they used to signify beings that were neither god nor human, but something of a mix. They were believed to be determining the fate of humans (a similar role to the Roman term genius), and were often represented as massive spirit horses. Christians misinterpreted the creatures of Greek lore as some sort of devil, hence the modern word demon.

But, that aside, he is an elf owl. So, those of you who have seen him, and were wondering if he was fully grown, that is as large as he'll ever be. Father got him for me in Mexico. They're native to that area, so he actually prefers a warmer, dryer climate, but he seems to like it well enough here. Not to mention, he was very excited by all of the big trees. Bloody bird nearly flew into the whomping willow, my first day.

Oh, and he will play opossum if you startle him. He's not timid, but, still-- be aware of that.

And, for those of you who are rolling your eyes and calling me a poofball... Don't care. Oh, and on a slightly more relavent note, I may be a bit scarce for a couple days. I have a big test in potions coming up. I swear, that man doesn't like me. Should you need to find me, I'll be in the library, hiding in a book.

25 bewitched | can't live without me?

[18 Jun 2004|12:41pm]
[ mood | excited ]

[Owl to Severus]

Good luck. And tell me if you need more-- it wouldn't be a problem in the least.


1 bewitched | can't live without me?

[17 Jun 2004|01:00pm]
[ mood | devious ]

[Potter and Black]
Snape has given me a delightful idea. However, I'm going to need help... I can't believe I'm saying this.

Is there a time/place when/where I can meet the two of you to speak about this in private?

Never mind, lads.

Thanks for your help.

can't live without me?

[17 Jun 2004|07:00am]
[ mood | excited ]

I am very please to announce that my hair is no longer purple. It is back to blonde-- a litghter blonde than it was before, but it's a lot closer than purple.

So, Lily, go ahead and send that owl to your mother. :D

38 bewitched | can't live without me?

[15 Jun 2004|07:00pm]
[ mood | nervous ]

Severus, when is a good time for you to help me with this potion? I've already be granted use of the potions classroom and supplies from there. I mean, not to rush you, but...

...My hair is a rather embarrassing shade of lavander.

And, Andromeda, what do you think of coming to the lake with me for a run after classes tomorrow? I'm a little concerned about you, to tell you the truth...

My roommates seem to have hexed my wardrobe shut. There's probably a good reason. I'll ask them about it at dinner. Still... I'm starting to feel like they're out to get me. Perhaps they're just jealous I made prefect? *sighs*

41 bewitched | can't live without me?

:D [14 Jun 2004|02:13pm]
[ mood | happy ]

Andromeda sent me a gorgeous cake. Anyone want a piece?

Thank you, Andromeda. However, this means I'll have to start that running program sooner that expected. Want me to drop you a line if I decide to go?

4 bewitched | can't live without me?

[13 Jun 2004|10:56pm]
[ mood | curious ]

Seems I've missed a lot of excitement in the past couple days.

I've been in the library studying. Found a potion to counteract the... effects on my hair. I was going to ask Severus for help brewing it, but I think I'll just tackle it on my own.

Lupin, I hope you're feeling better. It seems like you spend a lot of time in the hospital wing. Hm. Might be my overactive imagination.

Andromeda, I am so happy for you. Though, I'm going to have to take partial credit.

And... are any of the other common rooms this loud at eleven at night? Looks like I ought to go have a look-see what's going on down there.

9 bewitched | can't live without me?

Oh, Woe is me! [12 Jun 2004|12:01pm]
[ mood | disappointed ]

I was rather put off by the unfortunate events of today's quidditch tryouts. I went to the field with broom and all, and was promptly denied! The captain didn't even hear me out, though, one of the pretty lady beaters (what was her name again...? Named after a constellation, perhaps...?) did argue my case quite well.

"Hufflepuff is about trying," she insisted, getting red in the face. "So why not let him try?"

Sweet girl.

But, how unfortunate it is to be me, today. Not only did I get turned down in quidditch, I accidently spilled my cauldron on Severus, that nasty Slytherin, during my tutoring session. He was so furious (I suppose I can't blame him-- I did turn his hair bright purple), he dumped his cauldron on me. Now, I shall have purple hair for the rest of the week.

Maybe, my display of house spirit will make the team reconsider their decision. And, after all, I am Gilderoy Lockhart.

35 bewitched | can't live without me?

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