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January 1st, 2030


08:12 pm

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December 11th, 2006


09:30 pm

I'm tired of Subway. No one knows what they're doing, and people that think they know what they're doing know even less, and then they fuck up. And then I get a lecture about making sure the new idiots do things properly, when the fucking manager doesn't even bother to train new employees. To counteract this, I've created a New and Improved Employee Guide. It's not quite as good as its counterpart, but whatever.

CAPTAIN KIRBY'S GUIDE TO BEING A BETTER SUBWAY EMPLOYEE.

Congratulations and welcome to the Subway crew!Collapse )

 


A counterpart to Captain Kirby's Guide to Being a Better Subway Customer.
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed

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August 5th, 2006


12:42 am

CAPTAIN KIRBY'S GUIDE TO BEING A BETTER SUBWAY CUSTOMER.

Things to bear in mind while reading this:
I am a bitch. If you're on my flist you should know this.
I hate Subway.
This is actually mostly truthful.


Yes, it was long. I thorougly enjoyed writing it though.

Also, mad shoutouts to suborbital, because she's so awesome I had to make an icon for her.
Current Mood: satisfiedsatisfied

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Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

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