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[05 Nov 2005|06:46pm]
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The strangest thing happened to me today.

I was walking along in the corridor, the way you do, and I dropped my Transfiguration book. Now, normally a few dozen minions would've picked it up for me, but there was only one other person about. I looked at her and she looked at me, and if I didn't know better, I'd say she had no idea who I was.

Weird, or what?

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Another of those strange little quizzes that everybody's doing... [24 Sep 2005|08:54pm]
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Give me three hints about you and I will try to guess who you are. Anon of course.


Sounds easy enough. But I suppose it is aimed at people who are less intelligent than I am.

~Gilderoy

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Back at school [16 Sep 2005|11:13pm]
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I hate new terms.

They're always so boring. There's that first morning when you have to frantically search through your bags to locate the hair-dryer/shampoo/curlers that you know you packed, then you have to un-crease your robes - and why oh why aren't we allowed to use magic in the dormitories??? Then breakfast, where you have to get used to school food again, and then actual lessons.

It's just so dull. They tell you about the course, and then every teacher has a long rant about how this is OWL year, and we have to work much harder than ever before, and not handing work in on time will not be tolerated, etc etc.

And I'd forgotten just how much like a walrus Slughorn looks. Surely that cannot be allowed?

~Gilderoy

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Hogwarts Express [03 Sep 2005|08:46pm]
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[27 Aug 2005|02:05am]
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((OOC: I'm going to be offline for the next week. See you on the 3rd :-)))

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Private entry, plus owls to Riley and James [16 Aug 2005|07:34pm]
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Private journal entry

I think I miss Rita.

It’s strange, really. I have loads of people to chat to since I got this little diary; why would I miss one person? Maybe this is what friendship feels like? Now there’s a scary thought. Sharing? Oh well, perhaps it would be nice to have a friend. We could give each other make-overs and do each other’s hair.

She could write about me. After all, people would never get bored of reading about me.

I chatted to Riley the other day. It was fun, chatting about things I’m really interested in for a change, but she seemed really shallow. Only interested in herself, and her own appearance. I’d hate to be like that. Still, she invited me round to her house at some point. Maybe she’s more interesting in person.

~Gilderoy


Owl to Riley:

Hi! It was fun chatting to you the other day :) Sorry I had to go, but the Muggle needed her sleep. Something about different time zones? Anyway, you said something about visiting your house? When were you thinking, because we never actually agreed on a time. Just wondered if you knew yet.

~Gilderoy


Owl to James:


Long (ish) time, no see! How are you? I really enjoyed our chat. We should do it again some time. Holy crap, that sounds so desperate. He’ll think I have no friends! Er, not that I’m desperate, or anything, but you know? I like to keep up with my fans friends.

~Gilderoy

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Diagon Alley [13 Aug 2005|10:33pm]
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Well, my shopping trip was great fun!

I brought a whole collection of new robes, and I look lovely in all of them, if I do say so myself. I bet you can't wait until we go back to school, so you can all admire them. Anyway, I'm getting distracted. Diagon Alley...

We went to Flourish and Blotts, of course, to get all my new schoolbooks. Newt Scamander was there, autographing copies of Fantastic Beasts. That'll be me some day... Then I got my potion ingredients etc etc, and then a new broomstick. I see lots of Quidditch practice in my future.

I brought a new owl, as well. I have no idea what to call him. He's grey, and really pretty, for an owl. I'd rather like to name him after me, but I suppose that could get pretty confusing.

But the best bit of all was at lunchtime, when I met up with the lovely Rita for an interview. It must've been great for her to chat to somebody interesting for a change, mustn't it, after talking to boring people like the Blacks?

Anyway, duty calls.

-Gilderoy

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[03 Aug 2005|01:31am]
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((OOC: I don't know what month it's supposed to be, so I'm going to stick to RL until somebody tells me otherwise. So if this makes no sense at all, I'm sorry.))

I love August!

I always did. No school, and it's sunny, and you can play Quidditch. And it's so much better this year, because I have this journal to keep in touch with all my minions you lot. It's so great to have intelligent people to talk to. Granny's visit was lovely. She admired my hair, brought me robes and gave me money, just like a good gran should.

The baby next door is still waking me up at unearthly hours of the morning, but apparently they're going on holiday soon.

I went flying today, which was great fun. I think I'll try out for the school team again. I want to be a Seeker. It can't be hard, surely when they let idiots like James Potter join in. Although admittedly he is quite good at flying. But I'm better., and it will be fun to join in with people like James so often. Yes, I'll definitely try out.

~Gilderoy

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[30 Jul 2005|12:33pm]
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Six o'clock.

Six o'clock! That's what time the neighbours' kid woke me up this morning. Six! It isn't natural, it really isn't. I'm a teenager. We sleep in; it's what we do. I need my beauty sleep. Well, I'm gorgeous anyway, but you know what I mean. So, for all those who enquired about my holidays, no, I am not having a good time. Why couldn't the neighbours have had a baby when I was at Hogwarts like anybody else? Muggles are so thoughtless. I wonder if Dad would consider letting us move to Hogsmeade?

In the other news, I got my hair styled yesterday. It looks beautiful, if I do say so myself, all wavy and shiny. And it's perfectly natural. Of course.

The lovely Rita has asked to interview me for her site, so that will be something interesting for you all to read when she publishes it. After all, who wouldn't want to read about me? By the way, Rita, I don't suppose you'd like an exclusive, um, story about my next-door neighbours would you? It could be juicy. Very.

Anyway, I have to go now. Granny's coming round to visit later, and I have to get ready. I always love a chance to show off my new robes.

~Gilderoy

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[28 Jul 2005|02:49pm]
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Oh, what a wonderful idea! Little diaries so that you can all communicate with me during the holidays. How lovely!

The Hogwarts letters arrived this morning. We're going to Diagon Alley sometime next week, probably on Thursday. Presumably, there will be a number of you who will wish to meet me: I'll be more than happy to.

Dad suggested that I have a new owl or something for my birthday. Does anybody have any suggestions for names? I'll have to get some new robes as well - I definitely need some new dress robes. What colour do you think I should get? Mother thinks it should be forget-me-not blue, to bring out the colour of my eyes.

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