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I'm still alive. [13 Aug 2008|03:13pm]

Kassie jumped into this thing and so did I. Now <i>you're</i> fucked.


You know the deal.

-JaZ
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Tagged [15 Sep 2007|05:33pm]
[ mood | giddy ]

Let's jump into the rape van! I mean bandwagon!

- Pick your birth month.
- Strike out anything that doesn't apply to you.
- Bold the five-ten that best apply to you.
- Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months under a cut.
- Tag 6 people from your friends list.





-JaZ

(expect more photos soon)
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Hey there, Delilah [07 Aug 2007|07:42pm]
So, it should be obvious that I fuckin' hate that song with all my heart, almost as much as I hate emo faggyness.

Well, John Cheese has cured part of this horrible Cancer:

http://www.juvenilecomedy.com/delilah.htm

Click, you'll feel better.


-JaZ
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memeh [10 Jul 2007|09:18pm]
Stolen from ghosts...


I think it's inevitable that as we read each other's journals we create mental pictures of each other. Post this on your own journal to find out who your friends see when they read about your life.

Two Rules:
01). The person must be in the movies or on TV ( but doesn't have to be an actor/actress ). The person can be specific to a role ( e.g. Jared Padalecki as Sam Winchester ) or just the person.
02). You have to post a link to a picture of said person in the comments. (use photobucket, freaks, no dead img links or hotlinking kthx)

-Jaz
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Quick sketch Number Two [30 Jun 2007|02:44pm]
[ mood | artistic ]



This time, it's 4 times normal speed.

The song is "De L'alouette" by RJD2

-JaZ

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Ten Minute Sketch [26 Jun 2007|09:31pm]
[ mood | awake ]

At twice the speed.



(Yeah, that's me)

-JaZ

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More photos from the past few months II [08 Jun 2007|10:11pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Read more...Collapse )

-JaZ

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More photos from the past few months [08 Jun 2007|08:06pm]
[ mood | amused ]

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I'll be posting some more later, and they'll be FAT.


-JaZ

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muse [12 Apr 2007|06:50pm]
[ mood | excited ]

MUSE CONCERT IN MEXICO CITY BITCHES!!!!!!

*ahem*

See you.

-JaZ

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Tripod, quick photo manipulation and other crap. [01 Mar 2007|02:02am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

A couple of weeks back, my photography professor (or pee pee) lent me a tripod as an incentive, considering I was pretty much the only one in class who brought back results after three weeks of procastination.

Needless to say, I managed to fuck up about 62 photos trying to get a nicely exposed picture.

Here are the results (as always, big assed pictures ahead)Collapse )

-JaZ

PS
Comment, I haven't heard a word about you all in a while.

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Black and White. [25 Feb 2007|12:36am]
Yes, it HAS been a while. I could list the reasons I haven't been very active for the last... well.. months, but I'd really come short in terms of actually respectable excuses.
My life really didn't get too exciting since I started writing on LJ, and I'm kinda tired of filling these pages with useless rants about it, instead I've decided to turn this into a photojournal of sorts (you might have noticed most of my updates include a picture or two at least lately). I'll be uploading art, pictures and other short anecdotes when the time comes.

So yeah, that's my return, techincally.

Anyway, the following are some scans of (the best pictures in) the three albums I slowly collected last year between the months of august and November.

(You might wanna close other windows because this crap is HEAVY)

Click here for Teotihuacán, Colonial Architecture and My neighborhoodCollapse )

That'd be it for the night.

-JaZ
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More stupid crap yay! [20 Nov 2006|01:45pm]
[ mood | cold ]

More pictures and lazy comments replacing an actual entry... 



-JaZ



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I'm still alive, bishes. [25 Sep 2006|10:25pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

A'ight, because of popular demand, and since I haven't updated in... well, a shitload of time, here's a bunch of pix I took with my shiny new Nikon FM2.


-JaZ
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[11 Sep 2006|06:50pm]
[ mood | busy ]

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will post the answers to the questions (and the questions themselves) on your LJ.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

Questions by versemaker

1. who's your favorite classical composer?
Chopin

2. Do you crave fame?
I crave someone to listen

3. what would your major be if you weren't an artist?
Philosophy

4. What's the one thing you'd change about yourself?
My social interaction

5. salt or sugar?
Salt


-JaZ
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I'm a write a goddamn book. [31 Aug 2006|10:40pm]
[ mood | batshit ]

I havent settled on a title yet, but "Chronicles of the electricity in my pants" sounds pretty tempting, despite me not being sure of what that has to do with the actual interior.

Here's a small set of chapter titles and a brief resume of their content:

Chapter 1 - I like explosions.
Jazbeck offers a profound analysis about the art of dividing objects into the smallest particles will all sorts of dangerous physical and chimical reactions and the apparent intelectual pleasure it gives him.

Chapter 2 - Sociology, Politics and a guy that's made out of parrots.
Always objective, the text guides us through the peculiar vision of the author about his social and political context, including metaphors which are harder to understand than the topic that originated them.
Also introduced, is a brief description of what seems to be a man constituted entirely by birds.

Chapter 3 - One sided conversations.
In what the author assures was a "diabetic attack", the following 63 pages of the book concentrate on writing down word by word the transcription of a telephone conversation in which the reader can only comprehend what one of the speakers is saying. Among some of the anecdotes included in this chapter, comes the first true explanation on why someone would ask for a couple of gigantic breasts made out of jell-o for a 15 year old girl's birthday party  or the need to reach morbid obesity just for the pleasure of seeing less of himself once the mirror isn't wide enough.

Chapter 4 - That scene in which Batman stands on a skyscraper after beating the living shit of a bunch of thugs at the docks.
116 exciting pages retelling the sexual confusion felt by the author as he watched said scene in the film "Batman Begins". What seems to be an inevitable fall down the rainbow slide into a homosexual fixation for Christian Bale's Batman is quickly forgotten when Jazbeck feels the need to run to the bathroom after drinking all of his partner's soda.

Chaper 5 - Stupid Arms.
Jazbeck achieves to capture the frustration of the opressed proletary masses and their constant struggle to recover the power which rightfully belongs to them in what might just also be a very long rant about his pathetic attempts to do just one push up without touching the ground or whimpering like an average overweight ten year old.

Chapter 6 - In retrospective, a single kick wasn't enough to stop him.
The experimental section of the book welcomes us with a short tale about the frustrated attempts of the author to describe all of his actions in a day through traditional third person narrative. The situation reaches climax when the introduction of dialogue boxes and balloons made out of cardboard becomes intolerable by his companions.

Chapter 7 - Mendoza.
In an excersise of tolerance, Jazbeck makes the day's mission to change his last name for something more common an easier to spell. His efforts become agony when he finds out Mendoza can also be written with an S.

Chapter 8 - Hyper gravity boots and other million dollar ideas.
Including exhaustively detailed blueprints of his creations, the author attempts to persuade us to invest in the future mass production of Hyper Gravity Boots (with turbines pointing up, forcing the user to walk with 7 times his total corporal mass pushing down), chromed shirts with extra reflecting surface, dust machines, a dog shaped guitar and the now famous finger-cracking ring.

The book also includes a four word introduction by Tom Clancy and the pages 75 to 300 can be cut in the middle to hide a cantimplore or a blade with the shape of a cantimplore.

-JaZ

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heh [05 Aug 2006|12:42am]
[ mood | amused ]


-JaZ
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Is that all there is? [03 Aug 2006|03:42am]
[ mood | confused ]

This fantastic PJ Harvey song sort of sums up what I feel like every time I go to sleep lately.

Is that all there is?
PJ Harvey

I remember when I was a girl
Our house caught on fire
And I'll never forget the look on my father's face
As he gathered me in his arms
And raced to the burning building out on the pavement
And I stood there shivering
And watched the whole world go up in flames
And when it was all over
I said to myself
" Is that all there is to a fire ? "
Is that all there is?

Is that all there is?
If that's all there is, my friends, then let's keep dancing
Let's break out the booze and have a ball
If that's all there is

And when I was twelve years old
My daddy took me to the circus
The greatest show on earth
And there were clowns
And elephants
Dancing bears,
And a beautiful lady in pink tights flew high above our heads

And as I sat there watching
I had the feeling that something was missing
I don't know what
But when it was all over
I said to myself
" Is that all there is to the circus ? "

Is that all there is?
If that's all there is, my friends, then let's keep dancing
Let's break out the booze and have a ball
If that's all there is

And then I fell in love
With the most wonderful boy in the world
We'd take long walks down by the river
Or just sit for hours gazing into each other's eyes
We were so very much in love

And then one day
He went away
And I thought i'd die
But I didn't
And when I didn't
I said to myself
" Is that all there is to love ? "

Is that all there is?
If that's all there is, my friends, then let's keep

I know what you must be saying to yourselves
If that's the way she feels about it
Then why doesn't she just end it all?
Oh no. Not me. I'm not ready for the final disappointment
'Cause I know just as well as I'm standing here talking to you
That when that final moment comes
And I'm breathing my last breath
I know what I'll be saying to myself
" Is that all there is ? "

Is that all there is?
If that's all there is, my friends, then let's keep dancing
Let's break out the booze and have a ball
If that's all there is


---------------

-JaZ

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The art of Wesley Burt [23 Jul 2006|07:23pm]
[ mood | impressed ]

So I'm browsing through some blogs and run into Wesley Burt's Art gallery.





It's talented bastards like this who make me feel bad for even trying to pursue a career as an illustrator, designer or comic book artist.

I know it's not comic book art, but holy shit, it's fantastic.

If you didn't follow on the link, now is a good moment to click on this part of the internet.


-JaZ

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we all make mistakes. [18 Jul 2006|02:37am]
[ mood | annoyed ]

I bet someone's gonna freak over this...

To ach his own, I guess.

Anyway, Muse just managed to offend me.

I know, I know, I've praised them a lot before, most of the time I liked to ignore the fact they had some seriously shitty videos with some terrible taste ideas (for fucks sake Matt, what the fuck is it with you and space?) but this really offends me man.

'Knights of Cydonia' is a good song, it's the only good song in the new album, at that, since the others seem to be variations of what they've been doing since Origin of Symetry. They seemed to run out of ideas halfway through Absolution so I can't blame them for making a record with the absolute intention of international success with the same formula.
Knights was the only piece stepping on new grounds there...

But jesus, that's a horrible video. It's not funny, really, it's not funny. Maybe it's me but I never thought mocking cheesy movies from the golden age of low-budget films was too hilarious to begin with... parody is a very sensitive area of comedy, and when it's done right it must be smooth and penetrating. This ain't neither smooth not penetrating, it's just fucking stupid.

They make fun of Sergio Leone's classic movies (*bows*), while including spoofs to Roger Cornman in the same goddamn video... so now I know Matt and company are the kind of people who'll file "The exorcist" along with "Hostel" or some shitty zombie movie.

What I mean is, they're fucking with pop culture, and that should be fine, if it was done the right way (family guy, the simpsons and even south park can do it), but the video is bullshit, it's not comedy, it's ignorance. Even pop culture has a level of sofistication and ideal of canon.

I thought they had some respect for popular culture and arts when I heard 'Knights of Cydonia', I wanted to believe it was a sort of homenage to Ennio Morricone with a nod to many other geniuses of their time, but nooo... turns out all they wanted it to be was some cheap, idiotic, spoof of the age.

Fuck the makers of the video, honestly. I hate this kind of ignorant shit.

Again, the new album bored the crap out of me with the only exception of that song, just like I feared the moment I stepped into tower records and heard "butterflies and hurricanes" as background music, Muse is heading down the spiral of american audiences and fame, which also means wasted formulas, more stupid videos and too many 12 year old girls listening to it. MTV, here we go!

End rant.


-JaZ

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Memeh [14 Jul 2006|04:26pm]
[ mood | calm ]

Long assed meme, just to remind ye I'm still alive.

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

I miss somebody right now.  (Well it's more like missing something with somebody.) I don't watch much TV these days. × I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. I love to play video games.  (I have to buy the path of neo) × I've tried marijuana.
I've watched porn movies. × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (Just be careful to think what you say before you say what ye think)
I curse sometimes.  (sometimes?!?!) I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (I don't know if I've gotten stupider or so intellectual I don't remember what I know) × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
it goes on...Collapse )
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