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Wednesday, September 13th, 2006
3:50 pm - I'm sure everyone is tired of me complaining
Oy, I thought I was moving into an apartment by myself.  Turns out I was wrong.  I am currently rooming with Blattella germanica.  I'm so pissed.  There is a sign on the front of the rental office for my complex that says "Sparkling Clean."  I was told my apartment was clean.  No, it isn't.  I have to wait until Monday for an exterminator to come and bait my apartment, which is something that may not kill them all.  I'm so happy right now that I only have a nine month lease.  I don't think I'd be able to stand more than nine months of opening my fridge and watching a roach scamper out.  Seriously, how the fuck does a cockroach get inside your refridgerator.  Seriously.  Oh well, at least I can stay at home until the exterminator comes.  So fucking gross.

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Friday, December 9th, 2005
6:25 pm - Sara's college to-do list:
1) Get into OSU. CHECK
2) Don't fail high school. ummm...yeah?

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Saturday, November 26th, 2005
12:28 pm - Thanksgiving
The turkey at my grandpa's house was undercooked and not so tasty so my parents have decided to redo Thanksgiving dinner.

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Wednesday, October 19th, 2005
2:03 am
writing a lap report on the wrong lab has turned out to be a very bad idea. very, very bad.

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Wednesday, August 10th, 2005
9:18 pm - 21st century
I am so excited! I finally got a cell phone. You should call me.

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Thursday, August 4th, 2005
10:23 pm
I got my annual, "Oh, sweet Jesus, it's too damn hot in my house to have hair" haircut today. So now my hair is short and the sweat can evaporate off the back of my neck, but the bangs keep the sweat from evaporating off of my forehead. I would also like to forsake long hair in writing. So, long hair, you are forsaken, don't come back. I don't look asian. The first person that says that I look asian gets punched in the face. That is a fact.

I almost have my AP Bio homework done, so that's exciting. But what's even more exciting is that I have to learn all of European history of the middle ages and then read and note and answer guided questions about a book. That's probably why I'm such an exciting gal.

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Monday, July 11th, 2005
11:25 pm
My mouth tastes absolutely awful. I had my wisdom teeth removed last Tuesday and it went really well. My face pretty much hurt for the first day and then after that it was good, but I have the holes to clean out still and I'm really paranoid about them. For some reason I have the worst fear that I'm going to eat something and a little bit of food is going to get stuck way down in there near my jaw and it will start to rot and infect everything. It hasn't really helped that all today whenever I would suck on the hole it would taste like something decaying. I'm going to the oral surgeon tomorrow for my check-up so I should know by tomorrow whether or not I should start to panic.

Tomorrow I might be going to visit my grandma's grave if it's not raining. She died a week ago today and for the past week I've been hearing great things about her and people keep talking about how she's in heaven watching all of us. But it's making me really paranoid. Sometimes I get really worried that she literally is watching what I'm doing and then I have to make sure that it's all not weird or anything, but I end up feeling weird because I'm modifying my behavior because I think a dead relative is watching me from the afterlife. And that's kind of weird.

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Thursday, June 30th, 2005
11:55 pm - the third time's the charm
Yesterday my Uncle Rob called my house and I talked to him for about ten minutes.  My dad did the same, a feat that is impressive in and of itself due to the fact that they have been fighting bitterly for God knows how long.  Anyway, when I was on the phone with my uncle we exchanged the required pleasantries and caught up a bit.  But the fact that his ex-wife, who I still consider to be my aunt, had breast cancer really shocked me.  She has already had chemotherapy and a mastectomy and she is apparently recovering.  And my Cousin Allisa was engaged to the man she had been dating for seven years, but they broke up.  When my dad was talking to my uncle, he came to the conclusion that my family wasn't going to go up to Pennsylvania for the unveiling of my Zeda's grave.  Mainly because my dad and my uncle refuse to get along for more than fifteen goddamn minutes.  But hey, it's not like their fighting has driven a wedge between my uncle's family and my family.  It's not as if I hadn't seen my Zeda for three years before he died.  I mean it's not even as if I almost wasn't allowed to go to his funeral either.  But anyway, I'm absolutely sick of living in a family where no one communicates.  They've taught me to be closed off to other people and I can barely talk to them let alone people I've just met.  I want to be able to sit down with someone, anyone, and have a conversation with her without being so damn guarded.  Umm, new topic.  Guess who's getting her wisdom teeth removed July 5?  This kid is.  The thing is that I'm completely freaked out that they are putting me completely to sleep for the surgery.  I'm sure it's for the best considering my wisdom teeth are actually in my jaw under a layer of gum and bone.  But still, my heart is going to be slowed down.  I'm sorry, but hearts are not meant to be played with, I want to live!  So, I'm going to be unable to eat solid food for about a week after that, I will have to clean out this hole they are going to leave in my gums, I'll have to brush weird so that I don't mess up the stitches or make my gum flap in the wind, and I'll hurt and my face will bruise a little.  So, if you want to see all that PLUS me on Percaset, come on over to the house and I'll hook you up!

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Wednesday, May 4th, 2005
11:27 pm
ah, I can never sleep again. I was in bed and about to fall asleep at a decent hour when I thought to myself, "man my stomach's itchy, it feels like something is crawling on me." So I scratch my stomach and I feel this little round hard thing fall off, I pick it up off my bed and turn my lamp on to see what the hell it is and it is a tick. A huge fucking tick wiggling its stupid tick legs at me and pinching its lime disease infested pinchers at me. And now, even though I mushed the tick all up and flushed its remains down the toilet, I'm scared there are more in my bed and now I can never go back. I'm doomed to sleep with the light on on my floor as far away from my bed as I can get .

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Friday, February 18th, 2005
11:32 pm
Oh, man. I finally got around to watching Mr. T's "Be Somebody...or be Somebody's Fool" and my life is changed. Mr. T is a pillar of morality and common sense in today's chaotic world. Verbally abuse a peer? Okay! Just never, ever disrespect a mother. http://www.thespinningimage.co.uk/cultfilms/displaycultfilm.asp?reviewid=842
The summary doesn't do it justice.

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Thursday, January 20th, 2005
8:55 pm
happy birthday to me!

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Sunday, December 5th, 2004
7:53 pm - Holiday
A very long time ago I came across this website that had lists of obscure holidays and I thought, "Ooh how interesting!" but I never actually looked at it again. Then a couple of days ago Trevor mentioned some obscure holiday and now I'm back in my obscure holiday celebrating mood (although I was never in one before, but that's not the point). So now it is my goal to celebrate a(n?) every holiday I can. Today's holiday was Bathtub Party Day. So pretty much I just sat in a bubble bath wearing my Minnie Mouse ears and singing Jamiroquai softly to myself. You should have been there, it really wasn't as creepy as it sounds. Also, I need lobster claw mittens, they would be so amazing.

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Sunday, November 7th, 2004
12:58 pm - Just try and call me
Apparently my dad has this crazy cousin that's in town today. The thing is that he hates her. A lot. So, to prevent her from finding us out, he unplugged all of our phones instead of,like a normal person, repeatedly telling her that she had the wrong number every time she called. And now, I have to walk all the way upstairs just to get Ellen to give me the violin lady's number, so I can actually set up lessons for myself. Sometimes life just isn't fair. Boo hoo(<- me crying(but not really(i like parentheses))).

EDIT: Unabridged dictionary! Unabridged dictionary!

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Saturday, October 23rd, 2004
3:15 pm
I'm incredibly excited today. My mom finally agreed to let me take violin lessons. Now, when I sit at home on Saturday nights listening to classical music, I won't have to cry because I really suck at the violin. I can just sit there and cry for the normal reasons, like not having any friends because I smell like pee and because everyone calls me "a plague upon society."

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Sunday, September 26th, 2004
1:24 am
So earlier tonight (technically yesterday) I was crossing main street on my bike while it was dark out and some guy definitely hit my bike. The light had turned green while I was halfway across the street so I thought "oh crap" and sped up. Then I was halfway on the sidewalk when I thought "oh man, this car isn't slowing down. he's going to hit me." and then he did. But only the back of my bike, so it's OK. I don't remember what happened right after my bike got hit or hitting the ground, bur I remember sitting up pleasantly disoriented wondering why one of my feet was so cold. Apparently my shoe flew off. And my falling must have been really cool because five people stopped in the middle of the street to see if I was OK, even though I was a little out of sight on the sidewalk. But, the guy was really nice and asked me if I was OK and if I needed a ride. So I said OK and the car ride to Lauren's house was really quiet and awkward. The woman in the front seat just sat staring out the window with her hands over her mouth and no one said a word. When I got to Lauren's the guy apologized again and Lauren fixed my bike. So all in all, I think my getting hit by a car went rather well considering my knees and foot are a little sore and my bruises aren't much to look at and my bike is fine. But the funny part is that right before I left my house to go to Lauren's my dad said, "You shouldn't ride your bike at night, you'll get hit by a car."

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Thursday, September 16th, 2004
4:41 pm
I'm so excited. Today I applied for my passport for Italy. All I need now is for life to fast-forward 6 month to March. And luggage, I need luggage.

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Monday, September 6th, 2004
8:36 pm
http://www.timecube.com/

Gene Ray, craziest man on the web.

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Sunday, August 29th, 2004
7:47 pm
I haven't updated in awhile so I've just been lurking around my friends list being a dirty, dirty voyeur, but now all that's over.(sigh)

Is it wrong that I'm only three days into my junior year and I'm flipping out about SAT's and choosing a college? Because I am.

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Thursday, August 12th, 2004
10:10 pm
"Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed."

"She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, still attached to the couch."

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html
this story is really quite sad, but those two quotes made me laugh(and then eat out of shame)

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Tuesday, July 27th, 2004
8:04 pm
I went out earlier this evening to avoid people. That sounds silly but I think it's a good idea. I mean if you're just there at your house you're a goddamn sitting duck. Someone could just call you and make you talk to them and you would have very few excuses not to. But! If you are somewhere outside your home where your friends normally don't go they can't find you. You probably won't bump into them and if you do you can mumble something about
having to be home and then run down the street screaming and/or laughing. But that is just what I do. That and crossing the street to avoid walking by people. So my advice may not be too sound.
Also, today will be the end of my quest to drink my body weight in water. I only have 20 cups to go and all I have to say is that 20 cups is nothin'. It took 25 days to drink 280 cups of water. And I didn't drink myself to a watery grave. Yay.

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