[block Hermione Granger]
Merlin's beard. I can't believe I've got detention again, but luckily I got this new parchment from Fred and George, which lets me input directly into my computer through what looks like a normal piece of parchment. How they managed to integrate muggle technology and magic so seemlessly is beyond me, but it's saving me from this bullshit detention that I don't need. I'm so angry with Hermione right now for giving me this stupid thing, especially when I got it defending her and I can't even tell her.
So two days ago, I was sitting at Gryffindor table trying to mind my own business and reading my potions manual (because Blaise keeps calling me incompetent and it's getting on my nerves), stuffing some chips down my throat when Seamus and Dean flopped down near me, talking about girls, again, like they don't know everyone in this entire castle. Watching from the corner of my eye, I saw Dean point down the table where some more of the 7th year girls were sitting, and I heard Seamus say 'Hermione', and then made... a gesture. So I set down my book and walked over to their end of the table and asked them again what the conversation was about and Seamus said something along the lines about how she's frigid but that he could get her warm...something along those effects. I told him he was lucky that Ron wasn't listening, and he replied that he didn't really care who heard what he thought. I told him that he should keep his perverted thoughts to himself, at least where Hermione was concerned, and he got angry. -really- angry.
Then he told me if the only reason I was angry was because I couldn't 'hit it' myself, with Hermione or any of the other girls. What the fuck does that mean? ... I mean, I know I'm the world's biggest clod when it comes to girls (I tripped all over myself in potions yesterday, in front of Blaise, no less! auuurgggh) and I HATE that I'm the only virgin left in the boys dorms, but that was NOT the reason I was angry. First off, I don't like Hermione ...that way. Secondly, he has not business talking about the girls here like that - I mean, come on, have a little respect for them - we've known them too long not too. THIRDLY - I don't even know. But that wasn't the reason I was angry.. at least, right up until he said that.
[unblock everyone but Hermione]
So I hopped up and drew my wand, and he drew his and that's right when Hermione jumped in and freaked out all over the place. I think she's having a bad time of it, maybe? SO I have a detention for her honor. I just hope she never finds out.
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