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hi. this guy creeps me out.

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From a show I was at this past Sunday...even if you're not a fan of the D (I'm looking at you phearinc) the video is worth a watch...



The comments at the beginning were in regard to the Packer loss which, were pretty funny if painful...though it's good to see THE FOOTBALL GODS SMITE HIM ALMOST IMMEDIATELY. Changing the lyrics was a nice addition and I loved the commentary at the end.
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Columbia traveled almost 18 times the speed of light according to CNN...because FUCK YOU, Einstein

I bet bear was driving.
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How to Win Hasselhoff's Heart
Originally uploaded by leo..
I went to Best Buy this past Tuesday to pick up a couple things...I have to say it was kinda difficult to stop myself from purchasing this.

oye.

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I'm pretty sure this article was written specifically for assfingers and phearinc
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I don't know why, but the sound effects really made this one for me:



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favre jet
Originally uploaded by elwood_jeffrey.
THE MADDEN CURSE LIVES!
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Old Shell Gas Station
Originally uploaded by Brooks Jones.
...at a gas station last night:

Man: Five on the red one.

Me . o O ( Enjoy your < gallon and a quarter of gas and - judging by your car - your approximately thirty-five miles of driving, sir! )


Oh, and to continue my series on people who piss me off because they're turds and won't let me "blog this" photo...This was the photo I wanted to use for this post. Lots better, isn't it? ...but alas it was not meant to be...it's getting to be a bad trend, I couldn't even use this one. I mean, come on, really?

I don't even really like the picture I did get to use.

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inspirado: kissers - trouble maker

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Hunter S. Thompson
Originally uploaded by bezmyaso.
July 4th, 2008 - Limited

Current Location: My Thoughts
inspirado: I'm in Love with the Skipper (it's playing in my head anyway)

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Toilet for you
Originally uploaded by mrlego54.
As a general rule, I want nothing to do with what's going on in stalls adjacent to mine while in the men's restroom at work. I believe this to be a healthy and proper approach to public bathroom usage. SO, you can imagine my horror to find out I was intimately curious about what the fuck could require SIX FLUSHES IN A ROW in the stall next to mine earlier this afternoon...

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how i'm feeling: depressed disturbed

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They finally gave me a window seat at work!

SPRING BREAK BITCHES!

Unfortunately for me, no hot chicks were included in the deal...and the cube is cursed, but that's another matter.


...though as an aside it rather annoys me when people on flicker don't let their pics be blogged. This is the pic I wanted to attach to this entry...oh well.

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flight of the concordes
Originally uploaded by orangerobot.
I didn't catch their show when it was HBO, and now I wish I had. I think this video is pretty good. I guess I'll have to see if I can still watch episodes on HBO In Demand.

...also kudos to the excellently done Dr. Sbaitso!

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Current Location: my desk chair
how i'm feeling: grumpy grumpy-pants
inspirado: Pilot Scott Tracy - Take A Flight II

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i spend my nights alone
Originally uploaded by Dan Bennett2891.
Hard hitting journalism.
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Bacon on a MacBook Pro
Originally uploaded by Patrick Haney.
I'm not sure why, but I watched this flash video and immediately thought of assfingers.

BE WARNED: The video does not stop...it just loops.which means if you're not careful you will watch it forever.

Current Location: deskland
inspirado: PORK!

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Because a few of you asked yesterday here is a place to put your screened comments.

So say whatever you like.

Current Location: cubecity, population: me

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2007: Worst Year Ever.

I feel like Peter Gibbons:
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.


Naturally I'd modify the quote slightly to make it fit more precisely, but it's close.

Current Location: does it matter?
inspirado: Ween - Gabrielle

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How more wrong could THIS be? The answer is none. None more wrong.

Still, I have to wonder: why, when I first saw it, did I immediately think of chairtomorrow?

Current Location: sadness
inspirado: Ween - Gabrielle

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007
Originally uploaded by _dew_incognito.
dewgirl was out this weekend to pick up things, and thank goodness she was otherwise I'm pretty sure no one would believe that I saw a license plate that said "Dez Nuts". I think the picture quality is really good for a picture of a moving car out the passenger window of another moving car. It's no Ass Orgy (which IS the best ever since it's not even personalized), but to me it's pretty damn good.

Anyhow, to those of you who are unaware, Ween has occasionally done a cover live of the Guess Who's "These Eyes" called "Deez Nuts"...I really doubt it's a reference to that because - well - talk about obscure, but now I'm really curious what the reference IS. Also, I'm a bit surprised this one was allowed honestly. Apparently you can listen to the ween cover on last fm, but it says it "isn't available yet"...and yet somehow has 70+ listens. hrm...

In related news I've sent off an apology to the appropriate persons in regard to missing a party this past weekend. I'm very sorry, but it couldn't be avoided.

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Current Location: my pants
how i'm feeling: blah blah
inspirado: Ween - Tried and True

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Ween at Sears
Originally uploaded by jeremyx.
I wish this was an actual video for the song.

Also, this is the sort of family photo I hope to make some day.

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inspirado: Ween - If You Could Save Yourself (You'd Save Us All)

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The DT's
Originally uploaded by brancusi7.
I need your help to solve a case, but be warned the case contains excitement, mystery, intrigue and cheese! It is The Case of the Lost Pizza.

Excerpts from the case fileCollapse )

*sigh*

Yup, this is what my life has become...but, hey, two posts in one day!

how i'm feeling: disappointed disappointed
inspirado: Ween - My Own Bare Hands

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