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||[May. 1st, 2003|03:00 pm]
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Debt Remaining: $0.00
I swear, has the whole world died and gone to Hell? Glory in Hell, from all the posts I'm seeing, my position is getting pretty cushy right now. Betrayal, sex, lies, overdramatic toss-outs, ultimate evil! It's like a soap opera, only gayer!
At any rate, I'm really looking forward. With thefirstevil all surface-side, a Hellgod has to think about her own security. I mean, obviously I did the 9-to-5, but just no fun. But this Hell's not too bad. I mean, lots of torture, plenty o' sadistic happy fun times, morally ambiguous Powers, and the BEST taste in clothes. (I want Dolce & Gabana to be my bitches. But then, everyone's MY bitch.) And honestly, WORKING to relieve my debt? Whatever. It was time to put the GOD back into Hellgod.
So, I took over Hell.
Yep, I'm running the whole operation. Doing a little remodeling, these days. Upping the torture factor, removing all the human excrement, setting up some nicer offices. All the W&H people going in and out seem to appreciate. And there's nothing like sipping a Cosmo from your plushy new office while looking out at a landscape of horror.
A girl could get used to this.
Get on the train now, kiddies! Because pretty soon I will be seeing all of you in Hell.
Notes to Self: Appoint Cabinet of Evil, check immigration quotas, inspire the masses with inspirational speech, discuss Dis Plaza renovation plans, meeting with Wolfram & Hart.