|Please give me your testicles!
||[Nov. 11th, 2009|04:54 pm]
Hey guys, I'm currently in the process of building me a website & I need YOUR helps!
The website I'm creating is primarily to provide magic services for events, parties, anything.
Now there ain't no promotional tool more powerful than word-of-mouth, & here's what I need from you!
If you have ever seen me perform a magic trick(s), whether at a party, while I'm working @ Deville's Pad, randomly on the side of the road, casually sitting in a coffee shop or at a restaurant, while I'm doing relief teaching, or maybe you've live(ed) with me when I've just learnt a new trick & was trying it out on you at home, whenever, wherever, whatever, however, whoever...
Please, please, please, please leave me a nice testimonial here in this discussion board (...or as a comment on this LJ post) that I may use in the future to put up on my website. Please also sign off with a name that you'd like me to post on the testimonial page (Preferably at least a first name, if not your full name &/or organization that you represent).
Your message could be anything between one word (e.g. "AWESOME!"), or 2 (e.g. "Totally rad!"), or 3 (e.g. "Fuckin amazing dude!"), or a short story (e.g. "There was this one time, at band camp...")
I will be eternally grateful to you, & you may be able to claim my gratitude in the future with a well placed guilt trip.
You: "Hey Jon, could you lend me $6000 for my sex change operation?"
Me: "WTF dude, that's crazy talk!!"
You: "Remember that time late in '09, when I left you a testimonial for that magician website you were building?"
Me: "Aww shucks, ok I don't have $6000, but maybe I can contribute $50 to your sex change operation fund?"
You: "Dude, remember Hugh Hefner specifically said he read my testimonial, & decided to hire you for his Playboy Mansion party, & then you hoooked up with Playmate of the year 2011, & her twin sister, who happened to know Tony Iommi, & introduced you guys, & then he successfully launched your musical career, & the rest, as they say, is history?"
Me: "OK FINE, here's your damn $6000, now we're quits, leave me the fuck alone already!"
Thank y'all from the deepest, darkest, moistest, corner of this thumping thing in my chest.