||[Mar. 20th, 2005|01:08 pm]
many thanx to sweet mikeymoz for bringing along me and sean and _ruprecht_ and claude as human shields for his group of merry students on their recent voyagings to central asia.|
here is sweet mikeymoz and me with an afghani hobbit named golnaz and his starving children. golanz's wife was killed by a land mine six weeks ago, and since such times his children have nursed from the ample teats of the nanny goat standing behind them. the children called me "splarbfark," the afghani word for goat. they tried nursing from me one evening, but they quickly stopped when one child's lips and tongue burst into flames. they then turned their attentions towards poor mikeymoz, whose american fun-times sexy blue jeans were always damp with spittle from unsuccessful sucklings attempts.
here claude stops trafficke in downtown kabul. claude fulfilled his belgian military obligation by volunteering for a belgian tank unit during our stay. it made me and sweet brother _ruprecht_ so proud to see claude working with the tanks, for it reminded us of our grandpapi hohenzoellern, who - plucked from a cabaret in dresden in 1938 - became commandant of the first transgendered panzer division during the glorious nazizeit.
fun-time campings on the beach in dubai in our galliano yurt! mikeymoz, his libidinous friend, and sweet _ruprecht_ forage for jewels hidden in the sands.
here is me, _faustine_, about to board the plane for home in dubai.
much merriment and sexual good times goat xxx-plosions were had on our trip, with only one death to report - sean beheaded a british aid worker in kabul one night after becoming confused and thinking that the man was a british AIDS worker in kabul to spread the new fun-times super HIV to the afghani gays. sean was sentenced to a stoning for his crime, and many rocks were hurled but sean's sexy lard-times fat body deflected them and soon his punishers gave up.
we are much happy to be back in our homelesse washingtons, dc shelter, and we will write again soons!