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[11 Sep 2009|01:41am]
HAPPY MOTHER TRUCKING BIRTHDAY DANI!!!
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[20 Jun 2009|07:26am]
"These smell like tits. Not hot juicy tits, but old hooker tits."

-Kandace while opening a bottle of Mucinex
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[08 May 2009|02:47am]
Happy Birthday, dear friend. I miss you.
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[25 Apr 2009|10:51pm]
Dale: Man, today has been a bitch and a half. And three-quarters.
Me: That's two and a quarter bitches!
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[17 Feb 2009|04:21pm]
Ordered a new computer this morning.

24" iMac
3.06 GHz Inter Core 2 Duo processor
2 Gb RAM (will upgrade to 4 Gb in the near future)
500 Gb Hard drive
NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GS Video card (512 Mb VRAM)

Sexy.Collapse )

Should arrive by my birthday. Now hopefully I won't die in my sleep like my grandfather did after he ordered a new pude.
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Penny Arcade love. [23 Jan 2009|01:19am]
Gabe: Your rectangle looks like a fucking rhombus.
Tycho: What's a rhombus?
Gabe: A rhombus is the kind of rectangle a bitch would draw.
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[15 Dec 2008|10:23am]
1. Pick 25 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.
6. No looking at my favorite movies!

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Midnight releases = love. [09 Dec 2008|12:25am]
Price tag on two-disc special edition of Dark Knight: $27.99.
Price tag on Ronnie James Dio CD: $8.99.
Price I paid for both: $23.30.
Knowing that I roll 20s, all day, everyday: Priceless.
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[03 Nov 2008|01:25pm]
I like it when game designers make the characters look like their voice actors. Assassin's Creed, for example:

Pictures under cut.Collapse )
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[11 Sep 2008|06:03am]
Happy Birthday, Wu!
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Fnorked from Mina. [27 Aug 2008|08:53pm]
Copy and paste questions and answer them in a comment.

1. Do you have a tattoo?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you single or taken?
4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
5. Do you dream at night?
6. Ever seen a corpse?
7. Jimi Hendrix or Eric Clapton?
8. How did we meet?
9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
11. Do you trust the police?
12. Do you like Country music?
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
15. Would you cheat ?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?
21. Do you sing in the shower?
22. What's your favorite color?
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
25. What was your first impression of me?
26. Have you ever done drugs?
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
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Ganked from Schmidt's MySpace. [26 Aug 2008|11:29pm]

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight

As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight

83%

Neo, the "One"

75%

Lara Croft

71%

The Amazing Spider-Man

63%

Maximus

54%

The Terminator

54%

William Wallace

54%

Captain Jack Sparrow

50%

El Zorro

50%

Indiana Jones

46%

James Bond, Agent 007

29%
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[18 Aug 2008|08:48pm]
"I'm sweating like my grandmother's vagina in Phoenix." -Daniel "Fanny" Hawk
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From the brilliant mind of DJ Slough. [13 Aug 2008|08:42pm]
"Andrew, when I see your dad, I don't think, "That guy has worked with guns his entire life." When I see your dad, I think, "That guy could probably make a mean chocolate cake."

Bethany: "Were you in R.E.M. when i woke you up?
DJ: Uh...no, I was in bed.
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Weirdness. [09 Aug 2008|09:49am]
I just got finished watching Ocean's Eleven and Ocean'es Twelve. As soon as I finsished watching them, I found out that Bernie Mac died this morning.
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[29 Jun 2008|10:42am]
[ mood | lonely ]

They won't see the fire You have lit inside of me
They look up to the sky and wonder where You might be
They look up without realizing they're standing in the palm of Your hand
I can't explain it or understand
I just love You

It's common knowledge that You've been dead for a while
It's well know that Your cross is only a burden with pains and trials
But thinking how come my shoes are so light, how come I can walk for miles?
And still, just love You?

So I think I'll stay, caught up in silent prayer, cause I believe in silence.
Our hearts speak the same words.
So why don't we just walk along the shoreline with our silent song?
Cause I believe in silence.
Our hearts speak the same words, the same words.

We have to prove that our love is real, over and over again.
But let them think what they want cause I know it'll never end.
Cause I know when it began.
And my heart still pumps twice as fast whenever You walk by.
Cause I still love You.

So I think I'll stay, caught up in silent prayer, cause I believe in silence.
Our hearts speak the same words.
So why don't we just walk along the shoreline with our silent song?
Cause I believe in silence.
Our hearts speak the same words, the same words.

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[12 Feb 2008|09:54pm]
"Kandace...I want you to fuck that pancake...with your gigantic penis. Because you are a man. "

-Me
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Fun with Bravo. [22 Jan 2008|08:23pm]
"Remember when the Elks Lodge was gonna fall into the river and it was in the paper everyday? Well, me and a few friends decided to write our girlfriends' names on the retaining wall, with the intention of getting some when they saw their names on the front page. Unfortunately, as soon as they did that, they stopped putting pictures of the wall in the paper. And I died a virgin."

(While playing WoW) "Don't worry, dude. I just killed the wolf that killed you. And I made a belt for you out of his ballsack."

-Dan Bickerdyke
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Attention LC Valley Music Lovers! [14 Jan 2008|12:36pm]
I've got a friend, Jon Crocker of California, who is supposed to play a show in Clarkston on February 1st. Unfortunately, the venue he was scheduled to play at shut down not too long ago, and now he's kind of screwed for that night. If anyone can think of anywhere in Lewiston or Clarkston where he would be able to play that night, please let me know as soon as you can. Jon has made several trips back to the valley over the last two years because of the hospitality he's been shown here, and I'd like to keep him coming back for many years to come. Thanks a lot!

-Andrew Jones
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[07 Jan 2008|12:38pm]
[ mood | happy ]

I had forgotten how wonderful System Link Halo is. Especially with DerKyle, Chaz, and Russ Moody.

Thanks, guys.

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