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Gow! [02 Nov 2003|03:40am]
[ mood | annoyed ]

The council decided that it would be safest if I took refuge. *sighs* Why is it me, that all the bad stuff happens too? I didn't do anything, but that old freak hates me.

Riiight. 0_o Well, a few nights ago someone tried to set MY palace ablaze, so maybe that's why...could it be?

That was low though, very low.

So now I'm stuck at some village, playing peasant. Oh yeah! How fun [/sarcasm] almost makes me miss Kazzie...ALMOST. Luckily, I just sorta...hang around Pacha all day, and I won't tell him this, so neither will any of you...but I'm grateful that I'm not all alone.

Anyway, Pacha's yelling my name...he wants me to go help him work. He says I should, since I AM pretending to be a peasant, and he's giving me food and shelter, so it's the least I could do. Pfft since when did Emperor's have to work anyway? I hate you conscience! >_<

SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME FROM WORKING!!!

Someone?

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[16 Oct 2003|04:38pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

Great...Kazzie wants revenge on me, and I don't even no why! It's not MY fault she has a bad sense of di-rec-tion.

Well, as long as she doesn't turn me into a Llama I'll be fine... :P

A messenger told me Rone is planning on ambush...and I'm definately not looking forward to it...I hope it's just a rumor though, wish me luck.

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Sorry for the absence [04 Oct 2003|09:42am]
[ mood | thoughtful ]

Sorry for the long absence, I know you all missed me, after all, I am Kuzco. Emperor. Me. King of the World.

Rone seems to have disappeared...for now at least. But it's staring to worry me. I know, you're probably surprised that I'm worried, after all, I shouldn't be, being who I am. And the prisoners have been knocked out, because their yelling keeps throwing off my groove.

Karma says she'll protect me...she's holding a sword, ten times her size right now 0_o sorry, but I don't think the kid could protect herself. Luckily for that I have guards ^^ Oh well, nice of her, though a tad bit on the stupid side.

Oi...I shouldn't have to go through this! I'm the Emperor, it's not fair!

Ah, I know I'll find him and win, so I shouldn't be too worried.

Well, love you all my worshippers, buh-bye!

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Ugh. [07 Sep 2003|06:54pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

We caught some of Ronan's followers who were trying to break into MY palace. They managed to destroy some stuff before the guards caught them. Luckily, I was on the top floor grooving, whereas they broke into the first one. They're now living out their lives in the basement, also known as the dungeons. With that vermin down there, we're bound to get more rats scurrying about. <<

Rone and his other followers are trying to recruit others, even if it means blackmail and bribery. Everyone else is obviously smarter than he is, and is perfectly aware that without me, there'd be no emperor at all. So they don't buy it.

In other news... Peppa's started to call me 'Dickie.' O_o I have absolutely no clue why, but... it's scaring me.

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[30 Aug 2003|03:25pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

Sorry for the absence. It seems that a foolish peasant has followed in Yzmasaurus' footsteps and thinks I shouldn't rule the throne! He's making these big talks about how I'm still an "adolescent" (whatever that means!) and too brash and arrogant to be emperor.

Duh! I'm the only heir to the throne; I'm an only child! Everyone knows that, genius! But nooo, that doesn't matter. This guy thinks we'd be better off if Kronk was ruling other than me, and that, my friends, is scary.

So the peasant, Rone, has rounded up some "followers" and have basically been mobbing streets for the past week. My security forces are doing their best to put an end to it, but it seems that whenever they seem to be getting a handle on things, more riots break out a few miles away.

We're hoping that Rone and his 'gang' won't become so desperate that they'll be using threats, blackmail, hostages and the like to make sure they get what they want. Assassination is also on the list, and guards have been surrounding me and the room I'm in 24/7. I've also made sure some are keeping an eye on Yzma's "secret lab" for... obvious reasons.

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[21 Aug 2003|05:49pm]
[ mood | distressed ]

That's it. raditznomiko, jessieoftr, and _chewy are only ones allowed within seeing distance of me, since they hasn't been as troublesome as two other girls.

And all you commoners thought being emperor was easy. <<

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[19 Aug 2003|05:02pm]
[ mood | good ]

Sorry for not updating. I've been busy, I guess.

The suitors won't stop following me around. They're worse than Karma and Peppa...and that's saying something. >< A few villagers approached me and asked if 5% of taxes could go to rebuilding roads that had been left unrepaired. After about an hour's discussion we decided which percents we'd have to take away from certain things to go to that... which included raising the villagers' taxes by 1 or 2 percent.

And then _kazzie_ tried to bombard me with water balloons, only because the Theme Song Guy woke her up one morning. Sheesh. <<

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[17 Aug 2003|04:32pm]
[ mood | energetic ]

Boom. Bam. Baby.
^^

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[15 Aug 2003|09:54am]
[ mood | aggravated ]

Gah! These suitors are driving me crazy! >< I'm thinking of sneaking into Yzma's lab, stealing a couple potions, and turning all of the suitors to bugs by dinnertime.

And, as though Pacha knows my train of thought, has just showed up for another lesson. Today's topic: controlling your temper. Hmph. <<

Buh-bye.

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[14 Aug 2003|03:56pm]
[ mood | calm ]

I just had to get away from the suitors today, so I climbed out of the closest window and visited the royal stables. And the llamas were...there. This seems to be the only place where the suitors won't go, since it'll muck up their expensive dresses and their nails and such. So, I guess I spent some time with the llamas. I'm really the only human who can really pity them and mean it...

I'm still here t the stables, writing. I'm thinking of having the guards block off a good floor or two of the palace so the suitors can't interfere with my grooving. As much as I'd like a good excuse to have a few thrown out the window...

And, yes, I am looking forward to playing this 'DDR,' jessieoftr. Even though I know I'll win...

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[13 Aug 2003|03:58pm]
[ mood | energetic ]

BOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

All right, now I've got that off my chest...
I feel better. ^^

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Officially not a good day. [12 Aug 2003|06:15pm]
[ mood | irritated ]

I had to eat dinner with the suitors.

Oh, God.

The smell of twenty someodd teenage females' purfume, and hair gel was enough to make me puke- it's worse than essence of llama! Luckily Kronk was the chef tonight, and I had him come out and blab to the ladies. They were anything but charmed; however, when Kronk's apron incidentally caught on fire (don't ask), it was enough for me to slip away unnoticed. I then asked a guard to help put out Kronk's fire, and proceeded to lock myself in my bedchambers again. A half hour later, there was banging on the door from guess who. I think the guards had a faint idea of what was going on, though, and managed to get them to disperse.

So much for my evening groove. Darnit.

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[12 Aug 2003|02:31pm]
[ mood | blah ]

Five more suitors showed up. They were probably the worst I've ever seen. (Hello?! Would you like some FACE with your MAKEUP?) I locked myself in my chambers and refused to come out until I was sure they were gone. And believe me when I say it takes a lot for an emperor to hide in his own palace.

Otherwise, nothing else worthy of note happened. A herd of llamas broke free and stampeded through a village. No, it wasn't Pacha's; it did quite a bit of damage nontheless. I sent some people to help repair the damage.

Time to groove. Buh-bye!

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[10 Aug 2003|12:02pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

Peppa and Karma came by . They... how should I put it? Attacked me. Yes, that's it. They threw me over with this hard hug they call a "glomp" and wouldn't let me go the next few hours. And then they tried to give me a makeover. 0.0;; I got away while they were looking for the makeup, though.

Rule #1: Don't drink anything those two give you, since it might contain one of those darned llama potions. It did last time. ><

Rule #2: Follow rule #1.

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Not my best of days... [09 Aug 2003|04:17pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Well, I sat in my throne for a while, got the chef to cook something for me, sat some more, grooved all around the third floor, went to see the construction of that mirror... and sat some more.

And now I'm sitting. Go figure.

Pacha gave me another "how to be nice to people" lessons, too. Today's subject was...was... I don't remember. O.o I was sleeping the whole time.

Oh, yeah, and this suitor Priscilla (she looks like a duck!) wanted to...er... walk around the grounds with me, but I told her I had a very important meeting to attend, and that I was VERY sorry, but it wouldn't work out. >:) And she wriggled away all disappointed. Definetly my highlight.

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[08 Aug 2003|05:12pm]
[ mood | bored ]

...

Being an emperor can be so boring sometimes.

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[07 Aug 2003|12:56pm]
[ mood | amused ]

The procession was okay. Blistering hot, but okay. I had to listen to this loud-mouthed hotshot yell "Make way for Emperor Kuzco!" more times than I can count. And I was forced to kiss a couple babies; at least they didn't smell bad. But other than that, everything went pretty smooth.

raditznomiko is starting to confuse me. She loves me, obviously (who doesn't?) but a lot of her time is devoted to this big guy named Raditz. What's up with that? I'm so much prettier. And now she's going on about some pirate... How can I, an emperor, be in competition with them? It's amazing, I tell you.

At least this genkikarma doesn't seem to have any other "obsessions." That's nice.

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*sigh* [05 Aug 2003|11:58am]
[ mood | blah ]

Another procession thing to be held in my honor this afternoon. Hoo boy. So, I get to be carried on some fluffy chair while smiling and waving at villagers for no apparent reason at all. Fuuun. Last time this happened, I had to kiss at least 10 babies, all of whom smelled like llama. And then there was the part when one of my carriers slipped on a rock... *twitch*

But there is some good news today- I watched unnoticed as at least 3 suitors were shipped off home. They looked very disappointed, much to my satisfaction.

5 llamafaces| drink a potion?

Gods... [03 Aug 2003|08:11pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

Three more suitors arrived at my palace door today. Oh, kill me now.

So I had to endure chatting 'pleasantly' with three giggling, big-haired bimbos who can't tell a marshmallow from a peanut. And it didn't help when Pacha reminded me I may be spending the rest of my life with one of them... luckily I get to choose, eh, Tiny? ;)

Ugh. I'm exhausted. Those giggles aren't getting out of my head... and it's taking those workers longer than usual to get that mirror up on the fifth floor, darn them.

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Bow down, my loyal subjects! [02 Aug 2003|02:10pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

I've been convinced by some friends of mine to start a journal about everyday palace life... not that it's really worth my time. But Pacha's been teaching me about listening to people and accepting their advice, and how can it hurt? ^^

Yeah... nothing's really going on today. No peasants asking for me to change any laws for them, thankfully. So I've just been walking around the palace, ordering another mirror there, another picture of me here, etc.





((OOC: I think this'll take place after the movie... I'm still not too sure,though. Feel free to friend me if you like! I'd also like to start an RPG via LiveJournals if anyone's interested! ^^))

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