|some quotes - cuz I feel like it
||[Mar. 3rd, 2011|07:03 pm]
"The car's headlights illuminated the shocked cow as it came around the bend; 'It's going to be one of those days,' I thought as the car slammed into me, right above the udders. "|
“'I shouldn’t be saying this, but I think I’ll love you always, baby, always,' Adam cried into the email. "
"John, surfing, said to his mother, surfing beside him, 'How do you like surfing?'"
"As Holmes, who had a nose for danger, quietly fingered the bloody knife and eyed the various body parts strewn along the dark, deserted highway, he placed his ear to the ground and, with his heart in his throat, silently mouthed to his companion, 'Arm yourself, Watson, there is an evil hand afoot ahead. '"
"'Verily!' Egon projected loudly, lion incarnate. He said loudly 'The wolves on my shirt are but one source of my power' *CLANG* went the wood. "
"Her face smiled at my face, and my face smiled back at hers, and, for just a short moment, our faces each smiled at the other one's face."
"Clara couldn't believe what she saw; not only was she transported into her favorite fantasy novel series, but she had also been transmogrified into a hulking panther man! "
"'Well, Louie,' crowed Detective O'Malley, clapping a triumphant hand on the clavicle of the newly-recaptured criminal, 'it looks like you'll be planning your next prison break ... from jail!'"
"Gary crouched, framed in the shallow light of the refrigerator, buttering himself like a man in a dream. "
"Thunder thundered across the thunderstruck plains as a thunderbolt illuminated the night sky and then disappeared, fast as lightning. "
"When I was born I could feel the eternal pang of hesitation. The sweet smell of ginger and cigarettes brought hope. "
"Bob gazed gloomily through the glass, the window pane now a wet fractal from the rain; 'Sure is pissin' rain,' sneered Jane whilst belching. Bob loathed Jane. "
"I could scarcely believe my parents when they first broke the news that I was half-fox. "
"He barely pulls his shorts back up before he’s vomiting again, and he vomits until there is nothing left in his stomach but sadness."