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Subject:Dear Karl Lagerfeld,
Time:12:00 pm
Dear Karl Lagerfeld,

Do you need a flight attendant? I have a sterling resume, excellent commercial, charter,
and corporate references, a background in menu planning and execution, and I am fluent
in German. PLUS, I have luxury retail experience (if that even helps. lol).

I will never leave my current employer but may consider it in exchange for equal
or greater compensation, full medical/dental/vision/healthcare benefits extending to (but not limited to)
cosmetic surgery and enhancements, seasonal made-to-measure Chanel uniforms,
and a set of matching travel bags.


Love Always,
Me


P.S.
I know you can get something more bongga than a Bombardier Challenger 604.

I can help you with that, too.

XOXO
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Subject:100 Truths, 2010
Time:01:03 am
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Subject:nicotine sunrise
Time:07:22 pm
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
hotel room.
kuala lumpur, malaysia.
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Time:07:46 am
you know it's bad when someone takes you off their facebook. it means they want you out of their life completely.
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Subject:BLACK FRIDAY LOOT!
Time:12:25 pm
Rock & Republic Farah jeans
Rock & Republic Farah jeans

Maison Martin Margiela knit tank
Maison Martin Margiela knit tank
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Lanvin maryjane pumps
Lanvin Mary Jane Pumps

...and an early Christmas present from my Daddy!!!
Omega DeVille for Cruella DeVil :)
an Omega DeVille for Cruella DeVil :) I love my Dad :)
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Time:10:41 am
DeVil
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Time:06:34 am
my dad needs prayers. he's getting eye surgery next week. i got mad at him for waiting this long.

please be ok, dad. i love you.
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Time:03:18 am
now, more than ever, i am afraid of being alone for the rest of my life.
i am so frightened, it keeps me awake at night.
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Time:05:05 pm
i had my nose done...
me and paige!
kidding!

but it sort of looks like i did in that picture, doesn't it? strange. i don't know how i feel about it. i kind of always wanted to get rhinoplasty but now i'm not so sure. lol.
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Time:01:16 pm
HOY...
js
...don't call me 'BABE' :P
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