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Thu, Feb 26th, 2004

02 - 26 - 04 | 12:10 pm
arugamama de ii yo: Car go boom.

Clayton the Shankmobile, also known by such names as One-Eyed Monster and Bigotmobile, is no more. That's right, kids. He's totaled.

We were driving home, me and Austin. Going north on Broad street, for anyone who knows where that is. Guy stops at a stop sign on Stadium, and then just...pulls out. So we slam into his back door. No one was hurt, really. I'm sore as all fuck, Austin has whiplash. The guy we hit had a kid in the backseat, but he's okay.

So we get book value on Clayton, which is about $4,600...plus the money from when the deer hit, which is about $2,100...so we should be able to get Krissi a nice new car.

And now it's snowing, or at least supposed to. We're gonna get a foot of snow, yay! Which means I can't have snowball fights because my shoulders are fscking useless. Go figure.

And that's my rant of the day. Send me comments love!



TehMOOD: sore

(7 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Mon, Feb 23rd, 2004

02 - 23 - 04 | 04:16 pm
arugamama de ii yo:

Oops, Krissi died. Ooooooooooops.

Krissi may be making a new journal soon. We'll see.

Krissi needs phone numbers to put into the Phone of Doom. achtunglemons knows all about the Phone of Doom.

School sucks, life sucks, the only thing worth living for is people who make you smile. I'd list 'em, but you already know who you are. Unless you don't read this, then I'm just fucking talking to myself.

Krissi's car tries to kill people. We now call it the Bigotmobile. ph33r.



TehMOOD: blank

(6 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Fri, Jan 30th, 2004

01 - 30 - 04 | 03:39 pm
arugamama de ii yo: ...Anyone know how to make money? Like, now?

Okay, so. remember that deer I slammed into that one day? And fucked my bumper up?

Yeah, that's gonna be costing in the area of $4,600. For like...a headlight and a bumper.

Oh yeah. And a horn. And a fender. And a whole bunch of other shit. So yeah. Krissi will be starving herself for a while...

Poor Clayton (currently nicknamed the One-Eyed Monster). He's a very sick little boy.

Okay, so we only have to pay like...$500. But STILL. Lotta money, that is.

I love you all. Just so you know. I love you on different levels, but still. I'd do most anything for any one of you. <3 Just thought that needed to be said.



TehMOOD: aggravated

(4 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Thu, Jan 15th, 2004

01 - 15 - 04 | 03:45 pm
arugamama de ii yo:

...why is it...that the most exciting thing in my life right now is that xsaebre gets to go see Clay and Ryan?

CHELSEA BETTER GROPE HIS ASS FOR ME!

Clay and Ryan's. Together. Or make them grope each other's asses. That would be awesome. On TV.

...What if they kiss? aslkdoaiwhtoiawt. I will pass out while pissing my pants. Seriously.

...oh my god, what if they do?

*dieS*

Someone IM me. Now. Breathe Too Deep



TehMOOD: amused

(1 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Wed, Jan 7th, 2004

01 - 07 - 04 | 07:57 pm
arugamama de ii yo: New IM and e-mail

Huzzah, huzzah. Let us all rejoice.

New screenname. Again. Breathe Too Deep.

Coincidentally...new e-mail. Breathe Too Deep@aol.com. Use it well.

*cough* yes, this means I have AOL now. Fear, love, and IM me.

And, um, yeah. I wasn't in school today. Might have noticed. That might be 'cause I kinda...um...hit a deer. It had pieces of my fender embedded in its ass. That was slightly amusing, only not.

So I had to deal with polices today. And no, Charles. Not Rent-A-Cops.

So yeah. That was my day. And...I'm going to wait for lots of pretty IMs now. Because you're all going to IM me, right? *stare*



TehMOOD: shocked

(4 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Sun, Jan 4th, 2004

01 - 04 - 04 | 04:23 pm
arugamama de ii yo:

Alright. First: Friend's List cleanup. Mostly just a few communities that bug me; however, there were a couple of people included. If you feel you were unfairly unadded, state your case here.

Second: a PSA from your generally-friendly-neighborhood-Krissi. for the love of God, and ALL THAT IS FUCKING HOLY...use the LJ cut when posting images. Sad I have to SAY this, but I do. It's ANNOYING as all HOLY FUCKCRAP for me, and probally others who read your journal, when their layout is so fucking screwed up that they can't make heads or tails of ANYTHING. This also goes for memes. PLEASE. I BEG OF YOU.

Third: If Kingdom Hearts 2 doesn't come out soon, someone at Square/Disney will DIE. A horrible death. Involving toothpicks and those teeny tiny seed beads.

That is all.



TehMOOD: bitchy

(1 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Fri, Jan 2nd, 2004

01 - 02 - 04 | 08:24 pm
arugamama de ii yo:

Let us all now be updated on the whereabouts of Krissi since...well...Christmas.

Computer (read: Boob) has gone psychotic. Father is getting a new one, whose name is yet to be determined. Brother is inhereiting Kihana (read: crappy computer Krissi whines and moans about) and Krissi is inheriting Boob (read: other crappy computer that Krissi whines and moans about. Difference? Kihana doesn't like IE.)

Krissi also has a new Playstation 2. Krissi is convinced said console is slowly sucking her soul out via the pores in her thumbs.

Also, with the car and the liscence, Krissi is rarely home anymore. And when she is, she's having her soul sucked away.

Have almost beaten FFX-2. Am stopping. Must beat FFX first. But first, must BEAT THE MUTHAFUCKING SHIZNIT OUT OF URSULA ON alksdgfhoasihtgouiawhjtgahfING KINGDOM HEARTS. I hate Ursula. She must die now. Yes.

I did get past the pot part. Finally. After several attempts. However, I must now open up the proverbial can of whoopass on GIANT!Ursula who keeps trying to eat me. No, really. She has a taste for Sora!Tuna.

...I'm going to go play FFX now. Love, m'dears.



TehMOOD: amused

(6 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Tue, Dec 23rd, 2003

12 - 23 - 03 | 02:09 pm
arugamama de ii yo:

Holy crap on a crapstick, my OTP has been ruined. Because someone I loathe with the fires of a thousand Hells is into said OTP. *tears up*

...Oh well. I can still write much better Clyan pornage than she ever could. Stupidevilelitistbitch.

And on that note, allow me to mention...Best Christmas in the fscking history of Christmases. That is all.



TehMOOD: amused

(3 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Mon, Dec 22nd, 2003

12 - 22 - 03 | 01:23 pm
arugamama de ii yo:

There are no words.Collapse )

(2 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

12 - 22 - 03 | 11:43 am
arugamama de ii yo:

Idea utterly ganked from maybethistime. Enjoy it, ladies and gents.

Poll #223755 Random Christmas Ficlet yo.

In 255 characters or less, write me a Christmas ficlet involving something Christmas-y. Cookies, ornaments, trees, Santa...whatever.



TehMOOD: amused

(2 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

12 - 22 - 03 | 10:23 am
arugamama de ii yo: $#%&#%^*@^.

So I'm not going to Crabtree Valley Mall today. Several reasons. I think I'll list them for you.


  1. My grandma refuses to take me. This shouldn't be a problem, you say? I have a car, a lisence? I should drive myself? You're right. But it leads me directly to...
  2. I don't know the way there. Oh, but what about MapQuest? Directions! Huzzah! And thusly, we go straight into...
  3. I don't have a cell phone. I don't feel SAFE driving that far with no phone. It gives me the shudders to think about what could happen. And there's also...
  4. My throat is sore. Mama says it's because it's really dry in here, but I refuse to take chances. Suppose I have SARS or something? I don't want to infect Clay with it. Psh. Oh, or the other brats at the mall.


And there you have it. Reasons I'm sitting on my ass all day. sidewayslove. If you're online sometime today, Cresty should surprise Clay when he gets home. Cough.



TehMOOD: crushed

(5 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Sat, Dec 20th, 2003

12 - 20 - 03 | 11:09 pm
arugamama de ii yo:

Sex Life Meme. HAHAHA.Collapse )

Only two more year. <3



TehMOOD: amused

(1 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Fri, Dec 19th, 2003

12 - 19 - 03 | 10:57 am
arugamama de ii yo:

Don't try to clip my wings
Don't shoot me down, laughing
Frowning on the dreams you'd die to see
Lying broken beside the shards of my heart
And just let me fly away...


No clue where that came from. I usually don't share my poetry because it all sucks hardcore.

I haven't even checked my mail yet. I'm afraid of rejection. It's like...If I check it, then that e-mail won't be there. If I don't check it, it's probally there.

I don't know. If it's meant to be, it will be. That's all I've got, eh?



TehMOOD: anxious

(4 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Thu, Dec 18th, 2003

12 - 18 - 03 | 03:16 pm
arugamama de ii yo:

Um, so. Incase I haven't screamed it in your ear yet...

I have a remote possiblity of meeting Clay Aiken on Monday.

Signed up for the contest today. 101 people are selected, and we all go off to Raleigh somewhere, and get sealed envelopes. Inside said envelopes are all sorts of crap. CDs, T-shirts, tickets to the Hurricanes game...

And the master prize...

Four VIP passes to the game to meet Clay.

I find out tomorrow if I'm one of the 101 people. And Monday I find out my fate.

WISH ME LUCK KTHNX.



TehMOOD: ecstatic

(6 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Tue, Dec 16th, 2003

12 - 16 - 03 | 05:09 pm
arugamama de ii yo:

On the twelfth day of Crimmus, my LJ Peepz gived to me...[AKA: Random Meme!]Collapse )

...That was fun. I got a Mei-Mei in a grapefruit tree! <333!



TehMOOD: amused

(3 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Sat, Dec 13th, 2003

12 - 13 - 03 | 09:03 pm
arugamama de ii yo: Phone Post

VoicePost
128K 0:43
(no transcription available)

(3 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Wed, Dec 10th, 2003

12 - 10 - 03 | 09:58 pm
arugamama de ii yo: Whaaaaat...cha doin' tonight?

So I had a whole bunch of stuff to say about the Billboards tonight, but I'm just going to sum it up.

Clay is amazing, and whoever gets me that version of Invisible will be loved, cherished and owed my firstborn.

That said, I shall kill my brother. The little ass met Clay. And didn't even tell me. HELLO. GIGANTIC CLAY FAN HERE. PLEASE TELL ME WHEN YOU MEET THE MAN I FARKING WORSHIP?!

Also have ClayTies now, in the form of another Aiken. Must remember to become his best friend now.

This post has simply been an opportunity for me to squee and gloat that I will one day meet Clay. SO SUCK ON THAT, STUPID LITTLE WHORE WHOSE NAME YOU ALL KNOW BUT I SHALL NOT MENTION!



TehMOOD: amused

(3 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Tue, Dec 9th, 2003

12 - 09 - 03 | 05:44 pm
arugamama de ii yo:

...pardon me as I deflate when I see that no matter how happy I once made you, you find someone else to make you happier. It's not that I want to be the one and only. It's just that I thought I meant something.



TehMOOD: sad

(4 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

12 - 09 - 03 | 05:33 pm
arugamama de ii yo:

Random Strokes-ified boylove. Krissi wants an icon. Steffi will die.Collapse )

someone make me an icon with it? I love you forever?



TehMOOD: amused

(2 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Mon, Dec 8th, 2003

12 - 08 - 03 | 10:06 pm
arugamama de ii yo:

Fill it out, add it in a comment, be honest.

01. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
02. Am I lovable?
03. How long have you known me?
04. When and where did we first meet?
05. What was your first impression?
06. Do you still think that way about me now?
07. What do you think my weakness is?
08. Do you think I'll ever get married?
09. What makes me happy?
10. What makes me sad?
11. What reminds you of me?
12. What is my best quality?
13. How well do you think you know me?
14. When's the last time you saw me?
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
16. Do you think that I could kill someone?
17. Who would play me in a movie?
18. If I were to be a color, what color would I be?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
21. Do you think that I am stubborn?
22. Are you going to put this in your livejournal to see what I say about you?

(3 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

12 - 08 - 03 | 01:18 pm
arugamama de ii yo:

...Alright, I can't see for shit. Went to get my eyes checked. I can still see distance with glasses, but I can't see SHIT up close.

...holy fuck, my hand sparkles when I'm typing.]

So anyway, last night I was trying to come up with a good Yamachi plot...and it just didn't happen. But inspiration did hit!

Mel, you'll kill me for this.

I started a multi-chaptered Sorato. Yes, I know. Evil, hiss hiss, boo. But the more I think about it...the more I like it.

And so here's the snippit I wrote out last night.

Forget Me Not; PGish; Sorato; prologueCollapse )

And...that's about it for me. Ciao.



TehMOOD: artistic

(1 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Sun, Dec 7th, 2003

12 - 07 - 03 | 10:45 pm
arugamama de ii yo:

So, no school tomorrow for Krissi. because Krissi has to drive to the mall for an eye doctor appointment.

Well isn't that nice.

Watched the Wizard of Oz tonight. THAT, my dears, was amusing. You know the Yellow Brick Road? the beginning? And the way it spirals around with a Red Brick Road?

I have determined the Red Brick Road leads into Wonderland. They're both as effing strange. And I could absolutely see Alice getting trapped in Oz.

...hm. Crossover idea.

....eh, someone else can do it.



TehMOOD: amused

(1 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

12 - 07 - 03 | 12:46 pm
arugamama de ii yo:

...In the rush of announcing my new layout last night, I forgot to delve into the details of my life.

So my Queer Eye cherry has officially been popped. Caught it at my cousin's whilest waiting for her to dress. Am eternally amused now.

...is it bad that I laugh at what should have been the ground-breaking, earth-shattering, omgfuckmeharder moment in my television history?

Fuck if I know. Alls I know...Clay popped my concert cherry, five gay guys popped the Queer Eye cherry.

I'm going to stop using that phrase now. And go back to writing. <3

12 - 07 - 03 | 01:27 am
arugamama de ii yo:

New layout, courtesy of cherrystyles. Because I thought I was too lazy to code my own, and damned if I didn't have to spend three hours customizing the code. Wonder if I would have been better off making my own.

...Nah. I still have Ash's that I'm working on. Tooooo much at once. @_@;

chrysalis [5.0] \\ Chained to You

edit:

Meli, you can make your entries private all you want. You're STILL a giant, mushy, cheesy-poof inspired goober.



TehMOOD: amused

(6 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Sat, Dec 6th, 2003

12 - 06 - 03 | 01:15 am
arugamama de ii yo:

Poll #215931 Mmm, PAIRINGS!

...Alright. Krissi is going nostalgic. Give her a Digimon pairing or three to write. Anything goes. Just not Jun/Daisuke again....

Thu, Dec 4th, 2003

12 - 04 - 03 | 08:38 pm
arugamama de ii yo: Ganked from divabat

So here we go. Culture test!

00. Age and location?

18, North Carolina

01. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks?

...um...a...bathtub?

02. What the thing you push around the grocery store?

The baby stroller.

03. A container to carry a meal in?

OOh! Lunchbox!

04. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in?

I don't cook, so I assumed forever that it just came cooked.

05. The piece of furniture that seats three people?

The back seat of a car.

06. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof?

...The tree limbs.

07. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening?

...The porch with a roof.

08. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages?

Fuzzly water?

09. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup?

...what's breakfast?

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself?

HOAGIE!!!!!

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach?

Speedo!

12. Shoes worn for sports?

...Depends on the sports. Sneakers, runners, tennis shoes, cleats...

13. Putting a room in order?

CLEAN UP! CLEAN UP! EVERYBODY EVERYWHERE!

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark?

*hick accent* Lightnin' bugs.

15. The little insect (arthropod) that curls up into a ball?

Rollie Polie! OMG I LOVE THOSE THINGS. Also called pill bugs or something.

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down?

...The slide if it's a really big kid.

17. How do you eat your pizza?

Cold and for breakfast.

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?

Yard sale! YARD SALE! Or a flea market.

19. What's the evening meal?

The only time the family all gathers around the RadiationBox. Dinner.

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?

...I live in a trailer. We don't HAVE A BASEMENT.



I am amused now. Goodnight.



TehMOOD: bored

(3 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

12 - 04 - 03 | 05:10 pm
arugamama de ii yo:

Ganked from 99% of Livejournal Owners.

...WOW. It's bad when my announcement of the ganking of a meme sounds too close to a really bad infomercial. Next thing you know, you'll see me on TV at 1:30am after Miss Cleo. "Call me now, and recieve this free meme!"

If you have 1-5 people on your friends list, say something nice about the 3rd person.

If you have 6-20 people on your friends list, say something nice about the 11th person.

If you have 21-75 people in your friends list, say something nice about the 21st person.

If you have 75+ people on your friends list, say something nice about the 50th person.


Since I have 2e857238475983475891475 friends, divabat is the 50th! Hi, Tiara!

Tiara is like, the greatest. She's so adorable, she's so effing amazing. She got me slightly addicted to Asha Gill. I love you, Tiara! <3!



TehMOOD: amused

(3 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Wed, Dec 3rd, 2003

12 - 03 - 03 | 09:50 pm
arugamama de ii yo:

...Um. So Mom bought home PotC today. Watched it.

Was incredibly amused by Drunken!Pirate!Eyelinerified!Johnny.

Will now run around tomorrow wailing "BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE!!!" whilest adding "savvy" to every other sentence.

Still hate Orlando Bloom. Nothing changing there.

Going to the planetarium Friday. should be interesting. Let's see how long Krissi can NOT throttle SheWhoseNameBeginsWithR.

...Savvy?



TehMOOD: amused

(1 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)

Sun, Nov 30th, 2003

11 - 30 - 03 | 01:39 am
arugamama de ii yo:

Another day that's passed me by...
Another day I've yet to cry.

If I could combine those random snippts in some organized fashion, it'd make a kickass song.

Anyway.

http://micchi.friendtest.com/

Take them both. First one, find the answer. Second one, answer as you would do.

Lovely.

Um...what else?

Nothing, really.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLAY! Buy me liquor, kthnx?

Night, loves.

Wed, Nov 26th, 2003

11 - 26 - 03 | 07:49 pm
arugamama de ii yo:

...Okay. Mandatory update.

New screenname. FormallyRejected. Know where it comes from, you get a cookie. Cleegirls excluded. They get ncookies all the time.

So there you go. IM me now.

Or the bologna gets it.

I am so not waiting for Josie and the Pussycats on TV. Nope, not I!



TehMOOD: amused

(8 boku no bannin da
nagai tsume o taterareta boku...)





Aishite mo ii kai?
Yureru yoru ni
Arugamama de ii yo
Motto
Fukaku Kuruoshii kurai ni
Nareta kuchibiru ga
Tokeau hodo ni
Boku wa
Kimi no
Vanilla.







-The usual-

boku wa junsui na terrorist...
kimi wa seijitsu na moralist...
sonna cool na kimi wa plastic...







-Who-

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Age: Old Enough
Location: North Carolina
Eyes: Blue/Green/Grey
Hair: Brown.





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