TOP 10 REASONS TO DATE MARRY A MTG PLAYER 1. Women are amazed that we use the word "priority" so often. 2. We have no preconceptions of kissing, having sex or doing things with girls, so you can train us the way you like. 3. You don't have to put up with our friends, we don't have any! 4. A magic player is usually good with their "hands".... 5. He'll always ask 'okay?' after he says something, to make sure you don't want to counter. 6. They always announce when you're going to the next phase of the relationship. 7. (Insert a random joke about how they want to 'tap it') 8. Some are known to be good with the weenie rush. 9. Others like complete control. 10. When he says that he 'pumped' someone like Serra or Jeska, you know he's not cheating on you.