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Back In Black [06 Oct 2008|06:43pm]
We're getting the band back together. 

More as it develops. 
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? [31 May 2005|09:48am]
[ mood | confused ]

So the Agency finally cracked and incorporated Female Agents into their collective.

I see slut stockings are the standard issue attire. OMG my eyes *Pours bleach on face* I didn't think it was possible but seeing that agent made me into more of a ghey man

I hereby cast my vote for the male agents to change the dress code so that they're only allowed to wear suits on Fridays with speedos being the regular office wear....it's only fair. *Smirk* And what the hell, you too, Sparks *Throws pink speedo thong at him*

((Seriously? Agent Pace? Teh hell? 0_0 Why don't you just call her Agent Panting?))

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[27 Feb 2005|02:34am]
[ mood | energetic ]

It seems that Seal is more potent than any other rat poison I've ever tried because I have yet to see one of those little bastards around.

Expect to hear more of said Seal as the weeks progress.

I've also started using my knife for more then cutting my flesh. My hair has been getting long as of late so I've cut it and burned the hair because I don't want anyone doing any voodoo on my ass.

I stole some of Ballard's shaving cream (After I replaced it with some Nair) to get this sexy shiny Morpheus thing going on. LE SEX if I say so myself.

Now back to using my knife for what it should be used for. *Starts cutting name into arm*

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"My power, my pleasure, my pain" [16 Feb 2005|02:47am]
[ mood | loved ]

*Dances around quarters with Claw!Knife in hand*

*Sings to the knife, his voice and the music echoing through the ship.*

*Turns the music up louder*

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[11 Feb 2005|06:20pm]
[ mood | naughty ]

I think I'll join a rating community.

I shouldn't deprive anyone of my beauty *Bloody smirk*

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[09 Feb 2005|01:15am]
[ mood | mellow ]

The ship has docked for refueling and repairs in Zion and I'm just assing about looking for things to keep me occupied.

Maybe I can head to the firing range or make with the rape of some random operator? *teh_evil*

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L'Un Stupide (AKA Neo) [18 Oct 2004|11:50am]
[ mood | amused ]

So I've been learning a bit of Parlez-vous so I could curse Neo in a language he has yet to comprehend (Much like English).

And Ballard has me on Janitor Detail so I've been le occupé for the last little bit. Damn Ballard to Enfer.

I also fashioned a new cutty knife for ye olde self mutilation. So life is good in that department.

And I saw those scary heart tightie-blackies-and-redies that Neo bought for the Mervs.....

Ils sont GHEY!!1

((I swear, my French is not as horrible as this.))

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Plans [17 Sep 2004|02:08pm]
[ mood | pleased ]

*Goes through list*

1. Hunting knives with huge hilts Check

2. Duct tape Check

3. Scapels and candles Check

4. Large amounts of lubes Check

*Throws supplies into a sack, pulling something out as he does. Unrolls sign, made by himself*

"Happy Coming Home, Neo and Merv"
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No Peace [13 Aug 2004|09:50am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

So it appears that the angst has hit a record high.

As has dramaqueen syndrome *Inclines head towards Neo*

So I've decided to stay out of the situation with Red deleting herself. After all, other people's pain causes too much amusement on my part and seemingly, pisses people off. Why I ask? I'm just the balance that keeps Zion from being boring.

Who would cut their hands with loads of disgust if I wasn't around? Certainly not Neo.

And the truce with the Merv? Anyone else feel unnerved by the prospect? I almost lost bowel control when I discovered that. Honestly, it's amazing what a monogomous relationship with an airhead a dumbass a man with the IQ of a penis a lover does to a person.

And ballard has returned. Crapholla, I guess it's back to regular work and the standard everyday devilery *Empties yellow dye into the water supply*

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[29 Jul 2004|11:20am]
[ mood | energetic ]

So I was on my usual rounds about the Ye Olde Hovercraft, rinsing the other crew members' toothbrushes off in the toilet and putting them back, changing the names of maps and putting them back, and replacing the oil with fuel and vice verse when I came upon a rat that had somehow got onboard.

Puzzled, I approached it only to find out that was it was Mother, nuzzling three little baby rats as they surrounded a morsel of food that someone had dropped.

Their little heads turned to look at me, The Mom grabbed the food and all of them ran into a hole in the wall to my left.

Now I had the foresense to know that captain_ballard would have my head if he found out that rodents had taken residence in our Clean Ship so I broke out Ol Sparky the Home Made Explosive Device, plugged the hole, lit the fuse and ran to the nearest cover.

I did not know that Sparky would make a hole that big.

And that little family of rats peeked their heads out the sides of the crater, eating the piece of food that they had just taken, almost mocking me in their smug eating-ness.

I shake my fist at you, rats. *Wipes soot from face*

((Dedicated to tanathir, I couldn't very well have Bane KILL rats. He's not so bad once you get to know him. He kills random crew members but NEVER rats.))

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"It's all happening exactly as before" [21 Jul 2004|08:31pm]
[ mood | excited ]

Surprised to see me?

My long absense has been due to my sudden employment in the bowels of Zion, working at the Water Treatment Plant and the Air Regulatorpeeing in the water every so often and farting into the air ducts.

So now I'm back, reeking both havoc and a bad smell.

Now to sink the Merv/Neo loveboat. *Breaks out the homemade explosives*

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"...*Hums Leaving on a Jet Plane*" [28 May 2004|04:01am]
[ mood | sad ]

So Merv Mun is taking a trip.

And I feel the need to lessen my hardened exterior to mention my distress with the situation...so without further stallment.....


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Evil McEvilson [28 May 2004|01:19am]
[ mood | content ]

Quiz Me
A Claw Knife is my
pretty bear

Get your sweetheart's pet name @ Quiz Me

I wuv my pretty bear *Holds claw knife close to face and pets it*

Who's a good knife? WHO'S THE BESTEST KNIFE IN THE WORLD?? You are. Yes, you are. *Hugs it*


In other news, been busy with my evilness and the responsibilies that it brings me (Stealing scapels, clothes and the like). Also been unable to rapetalk to some people recently who have gotten overly cute for my liking.

*Thinks about it*

*runs off to vomit off a balcony*
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[21 May 2004|01:14am]
[ mood | loved ]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Extreme

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
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. . . . . . . . .*SNICKER* [15 May 2004|10:38pm]
[ mood | giggly ]

What happens when Neo finds the tanning room in Merv's chateauCollapse )

*Shudders in horror*

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*Hates pools* [12 May 2004|05:18pm]
[ mood | irritated ]

Sent to my email account earlier with a warning that it would be sent to the Merv...

So NOT me.

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*Deep breath* AHHHH!!! [11 May 2004|02:51pm]
[ mood | predatory ]

So my uneventful absense has probably been noticed.

But to be an asshole, I shall not tell you where I have been. Let's just say.......it has medicine and scapels *Nods*

((Mun sends many sorrys to all for her absense but had a death in the family after a long period of being in hospital waiting rooms hence absense <3))

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For Neo [18 Apr 2004|08:16pm]
[ mood | Evil ]

ask the magic ball a question
your question please
the 8 ball says (8) - It is certain. - (8)
This QuickKwiz by Methody - Taken 138 Times.

*Smirks contentedly*
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Fuckin knew it [18 Apr 2004|04:54pm]
[ mood | amused ]

ask the magic ball a question
your question please
the 8 ball says (8) - Most likely. - (8)
This QuickKwiz by Methody - Taken 125 Times.

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