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Herr Doktor..Come and kiss the bebe. Yes Ma-dam, it will be our pleasure. [20 Aug 2004|07:39pm]
[ mood | bitchy ]

I'm alive. I exist.

Buy Lest We Forget on September 28th.

Now lets Ficky Ficky.

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When She Walks She's Like A Samba [24 Jul 2004|06:31pm]
[ mood | dirty ]

Nothings happened.

I mean, honestly nothing. Ive filmed a few roles, bent a few petitions for my distructon over my knee to give them naughty naughty spankings.

Scott Morrison has started an online petition against the George A. Romero film, “Diamond Dead”. He was horrified to find a cast of Ozzy Osbourne, Johnny Depp, and Shock rocker Marilyn Manson playing the role of a pot smoking Jesus Christ. The petition calls for either the offending scenes to be deleted or the movie banned altogether.

I would be angry too. We all know that Jesus clearly felt that pot should not be smoked, but rubbed silkily about his testicles. I talked to Ramero about changing up the scene so that I could rub oil on myself and moan sporadically.

The footage was shot, and will be running in a fifteen minute spot before A Night In Paris.

Songs of Golgotha is for all extensive purposes, finished. We're just waiting on a few legal matters, because there are a few cover songs on the album.

In other news, Because everyone says this place is largely dead;
Ich habe übernommen. Befolgen Sie mich oder sterben Sie!! Befolgen Sie Herrn Doktor! Oder ich esse Ihre Babys!

Comment here to be conquered.

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Cookie Monster Flip Mirror. [28 Jun 2004|12:32am]
Dear Diary, Manson makes me all tingly in my naughty place.



Dear Mister Elish...Elagia. Elijhaa.

DEAR E. WOOD,

I done 'napped your sister. Thankyou

-Herr Doktor.

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I'll become your painted clown, I'll paint your town. [17 Jun 2004|05:15pm]
[ mood | content ]

I don't know what possible excuse I can give for my absence other than I forgot I had this. You see, my last post was me, quite intoxicated. Lovely.I can quote Orwell while drunk of my Winkelstück, recall passwords, balance a check book and make sweet sweet love to the better half of my couch (The prettier half, really) and yet I can't seem to manage the theory "Pants" without being every so slightly under the influence. Oh, but I can manage to settle lawsuits. Yep. Have to be sober for them deserts. Or at least do a very good impression.

Well, needless to say I haven't responded to any comments because I haven't the slightest clue what you're talking about. Coy that?

Now,

The Doktor's week at a glance;

Didn't loose my suit against Daisy B. Asia's produce is ripe and so is Miss Zoe Lacchei's Book conquering yours truly. Dita's in London and I...Well I am still pants less on the couch like any good provider should be. Rarhar. and Hail.

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Follow the Leader [08 Jun 2004|10:28am]
Manson's Manifesto On the Dangers of Sanity

"Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows." (Orwell, 1984)

The human mind's main function is orthodoxy. The brain wants to make sense of the world around it. But when he mind struggles with a concept, we call this unorthodoxy. Human fears unorthodoxy because they cannot conceive of its possibilities. If you will kindly look to the Elizabethans and the first Thespians; Art was outlawed in England during Shakespeare's time. The actor, ostracized. What we call today our 'finest playwright' was, I am sorry to say, called swine and spit at before he became better off than his fellow prostitutes. But he couldn't really help it, now could he? Unorthodoxy is unconscious.

Literature ruined us, my friends. When the ape learned to think we were all screwed. After all, that is what separates us from animal, correct? The ability to think and to reason (Yes, the jump from animal to human wasn't a large leap for some of you. I forgive you.)? But when man could think and use his ideas and concepts, he screwed himself over. Imagine the poor cave-human that invented the wheel. I am, my friends, willing to admit he was very likely stoned to death for daring challenged society. The woman who invented fire. (And it was probably a woman. Admit it.) Disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Man with a plan is deadly. Look at poor Truman, who found out we had the atom bomb a month before he condemned Japan to mass destruction and the greatest amount of human casualties the country had ever seen. And Naturally. Using this was probably considered Insane at the time. Common place now. So you ask..what turns invention to insanity...back to sanity again?

Why! Man sometimes develops with his brain! (Though often slower than needed) For example. If Liberatchi would have come out now it would be "Duh" instead of "Holy God we're all going to die because the sexiest man alive gives other men rim jobs". Talk to Massachusetts, California about this. Not me. Their unorthodoxy lies in changing the state laws. Yes, man is accepting another horrible shame. Accepting Ace and Gary is as acceptable as accepting Uncle Tom's freedom. But in the end its always the same. Society will always capitalize on unorthodox ideas. MTV now has the Gay-Network "coming out". Shows like Queer Eye for the Straight Guy show us how 'Metrosexual' is the new 'sexual' and Queer as Folk lets us see how accepting homeless gay boys is A-O-K. So being Gay is okay now? I bet even the most racist bigot would agree. Jai is just plain cute.

In the end. Sane is what makes it.

"How can I help it?' he blubbered. 'How can I help seeing what is in front of my eyes? Two and two are four."

"Sometimes... Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane."

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For the one I love. [09 May 2004|06:59pm]
I wish you and yours a happy Mother's Day. This one goes out to that special girl. I'd like to call her my slag of a mother.






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Rabble Rebel Pop-splash. [02 May 2004|06:26pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

Anti-social? Anti-presence of mind? or an Anti-christ at the end of a wit, climbing along the soused visions of life?

You may be the judge, as you're eyes are hopefully less clouded than mine at the moment.

I've got lots of big plans and grand dreams for my suckling little release, yet not one of them is on its way to birth. How I despise labor pains. For those of you with half a cerebral cortex I am referring to my darling Lunchboxes and Choklit Cows. I've been fucked by Puteskey. Slaved over the stove for long months and still no retribution. Ah, my child. Such high hopes. Yet like every other mother, I'm sure I'll be let down.

Dita's carring on well. Which oddly enough puts me at ease. She's promised me another photo session if I'm a good little Marilyn Mouse and clean up all my financial affair(s) by the first. (Isnt it the 2nd?) Oh well. I'm looking forward to some RIP.

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Oh No mister Bill! [27 Apr 2004|08:56pm]
[ mood | apathetic ]



"I have long realized that actors and artistes often have such fantastic ideas that one is compelled from time to time to shake an admonitory finger at them and bring them back to earth."
(Adolf Hitler)

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