||[Jul. 8th, 2005|11:28 am]
|||||last dance with mary jane - tom petty||]|
yesterday was day one sans alcohol in over 17 days.
i should go on dr. phil.
"kids with sobriety problems"
I love how he's such an asshole to everyone. Really, he has that very compassionate look on his face, and a somewhat soothing voice, but have you ever actually listened to his words? He's real mean.
speaking of sobriety problems, I'm out of pot and money. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVAR?!?!?!??!!? ok...in a real long time...
and ya, sobriety IS a big problem in this house.
it's clearly frowned upon.
AND IM GOIN" OUT WITH THE ENGINEERING SOCIETY!!!
well, If chris doesn't come down that night at least.
$10 to get into this pig roast with all you can drink...'cept when they say "pig" roast they mean "hot dog" roast, which is acceptable.
they said I hadta lie and pretend to be an engineer...
a civil intoxication engineer?
ya, that's me.
so I've decided to do a good deed this summer, by offering to babysit [for free] for papa john an' irene, coz john has absolutely NO social life on account of they are with child. I woke up to him here today, laying on the couch coz he just couldn't be there anymore. so I discuss with plan with Matt an' Marco, an' they made the joke that I would need to provide references.
well, I thought it was a joke.
This girl ACTUALLY wants the phone number to the club where I used to coach, the mother of the autistic kid I worked with, and at least one person I used to babysit for.
like, I understand not wanting to leave your kid with an irresponsible stranger.
And sure I'm slightly irresponsible sometimes.
and SUUURRREEEE I'm a bit of a stranger to her.
but ferreal...ionno...i'm blown away.
AND SO MANY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WEMF .
and none of those people are me.
like, gary an' margo even. holyshit. I'd be sad if I weren't so complacent.
an' heather might be selling me one of her backstage passes for warped tour?
which means we can go coz i have a ride?
TASHAFACE WERE STAYING AT YOUR PAD! [if we come]
WARN PHALEN! WARN ANDREW! ITSA PAARTTAAAY!!
k, i needta go cook some fries.
If anyone wants to offer me a job that doesn't suck, I'll do anything short of cleaning rectums.