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(no subject) [Jul. 31st, 2005|02:29 pm]
andi
dear livejournal :
i have a beautiful job.
an' a group of beautiful boys.
who are scarier to bring a boy home to than our fathers.
three beautiful bongs.
an' a bunch of gorgeous girls who like it when i giggle.
our lover may have left us...
but we're keepin' on.

love
amanda.
xo
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(no subject) [Jul. 8th, 2005|11:28 am]
andi
[mood |complacentcomplacent]
[music |last dance with mary jane - tom petty]

yesterday was day one sans alcohol in over 17 days.


i should go on dr. phil.
"kids with sobriety problems"
I love how he's such an asshole to everyone. Really, he has that very compassionate look on his face, and a somewhat soothing voice, but have you ever actually listened to his words? He's real mean.



speaking of sobriety problems, I'm out of pot and money. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVAR?!?!?!??!!? ok...in a real long time...
and ya, sobriety IS a big problem in this house.
it's clearly frowned upon.

AND IM GOIN" OUT WITH THE ENGINEERING SOCIETY!!!
well, If chris doesn't come down that night at least.
$10 to get into this pig roast with all you can drink...'cept when they say "pig" roast they mean "hot dog" roast, which is acceptable.
they said I hadta lie and pretend to be an engineer...
a civil intoxication engineer?
ya, that's me.

so I've decided to do a good deed this summer, by offering to babysit [for free] for papa john an' irene, coz john has absolutely NO social life on account of they are with child. I woke up to him here today, laying on the couch coz he just couldn't be there anymore. so I discuss with plan with Matt an' Marco, an' they made the joke that I would need to provide references.
well, I thought it was a joke.
This girl ACTUALLY wants the phone number to the club where I used to coach, the mother of the autistic kid I worked with, and at least one person I used to babysit for.
hahhahahha WHAAAA???
like, I understand not wanting to leave your kid with an irresponsible stranger.
And sure I'm slightly irresponsible sometimes.
and SUUURRREEEE I'm a bit of a stranger to her.
but ferreal...ionno...i'm blown away.



AND SO MANY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WEMF .
and none of those people are me.
like, gary an' margo even. holyshit. I'd be sad if I weren't so complacent.
yaknow.


an' heather might be selling me one of her backstage passes for warped tour?
which means we can go coz i have a ride?
TASHAFACE WERE STAYING AT YOUR PAD! [if we come]
WARN PHALEN! WARN ANDREW! ITSA PAARTTAAAY!!

k, i needta go cook some fries.
If anyone wants to offer me a job that doesn't suck, I'll do anything short of cleaning rectums.
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(no subject) [Jul. 7th, 2005|04:03 pm]
andi
[mood |contentcontent]

today?


well, today i threw up on my feet.





[fini]
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(no subject) [May. 13th, 2005|01:03 pm]
andi
[mood |confusedconfused]
[music |metallica - the unforgiven]

It's like I fall in love every thirty seconds.
And out of love every thirty five seconds.
How can I expect any sort of fulfilling relationship when my attention span regarding those matters is akin to that of...well....david. [har har]
but ferreal, I'm already over the girl who hasn't called me [coz you know, it's been a loooong 12 hours since i gave her my number...] like, wtf?
I know I always said that I didn't feel like I needed this stuff right now, but I don't think I ever believed myself.
Till today at least.
It was Dave's pointing out..."how can you ALREADY not care? You know she's not gonna call you for a few days...shit, you play the same games. come oooon" but my interest was peaked. and now it's waning.




t. ruined me.
*sigh*
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(no subject) [Nov. 11th, 2004|02:08 am]
andi
so i just dropped astronomy 1.
an' changed my major to social work.
it was kinda a spur of the moment proactive thing.
whatever.
anyways, we're going to see the used and taking back sunday as a building on dec. 1st, so that's gonna be pretty boom.
i'm rather excited.
an' i'm so tired.
so i think i needta hit the sack nowtimes.
all i have left for this term before exams is two quizzes, and two papers.
how hot is that?
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(no subject) [Nov. 10th, 2004|02:56 am]
andi
[mood |highhigh]
[music |sublime - what happened]

soooo.

[c] if carrots are the number one food in the world, whya re there so many corn fields?
an' sometimes i wish i invented pillows. or i invented a never-failing pillow. yaknow, an infallible one or something. so everyone would have to buy just one
[a] dude i tell you. eventually everyone in the world will have a pillow. an' then the whole pillow industry will go under. it'll be terrible for the economy. it'll be like the depression all over again.
[c] na wman, they'll all be so rich it won't matter
[a] an' the factory workers an' their families?
[c] well, so they're homeless, but at least they have comfy pillows.

alright yo. have you ever needed to sleep so bad but were so excited by the person next to you that you just had to stay awake because listening to them talk was like popping bubble wrap fer the first time.
picture this.
3 ish pm.
lindsey an' dan get here. they see my room, we go to the hotel an' check in.
5ish pm.
we pick up chris an' drive down tot he river to smoke a blunt.
7ish pm.
we drop off chris at the school an' go to the hotel to drink a 24 an' a 28.
11ish pm.
we go to res, meet chris, go to twigs and berries. it was boom. i fell in love with the bartender an' he bought us all a shot coz i reminded him that he forgot to charge us for a pitcher. that's right. i've totally got a moral conscience.
2ish am.
leave bar. buy 25 blunt wraps for $12. drive back to hotel with chris who i finally convinced.
230ish am.
jamaican hotbox in the comfort inn. <3.
4ish am.
dan starts puking and passes out. chris can't get a ride home. shame.
420is am.
lindz an' i go to golden griddle fer eggs an' bacon. i am drunk an' almost fall out of my chair. several times.
530ish am.
after chris eats the sandwich we brought home for him, we all get into bed an' turn the lights off.
535ish am.
lindz rolls over an' asks us if we wanna get high. we turn the lights on an' get outta bed. we get high.
6ish am.
lindz passes out. chris an' i try to go to sleep. we all haveta be up at 9. chris has 5 soccor games today, the first at 11 a.m. i have to work from 11-530 an' then 8-12.
we lay there talking about the most random shit until 730. it was wonderful. rilly. so cool.
1030 am.
after dropping chris off at school an' getting showered an' into my work uni, i get into bed, crack a beer, an' call in sick to work.
lol.
the rest of the weekend was boom too.
but that night wa s by far superior.
<3.
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(no subject) [Nov. 9th, 2004|02:17 pm]
andi
ssoooooooooo i'm rilly tired.
an' i just slept fer 12 hours. an'i feel like doing the dying thing.
but i wanna go get food.
an' i gotta go to work soontimes.
but ionno.
i just wanna go back to bed.
an' i've got three papers to write for tomorrow.
so uh........
i guess i won't be doing that sleeping thing then?
ya i guess not.
blast.
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(no subject) [Nov. 7th, 2004|06:27 pm]
andi
i think that last night was the best night evar.
<3.
gosh.
it was so carefree an' downright boom.
bayum.
an' now....to the hotel fer the blunt.
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(no subject) [Nov. 6th, 2004|03:14 pm]
andi
even when people are wasted it's nice when tey tlel you tehy love you.
so lindz an' dan'll be here like in like....15 minutes.
an' as i was writing that entry last night, chris walked into my room, back from jokers to tell me that he's home, an' he had fun, an' i shoulda been there, an' could we please find pot.
an' maybe we'll all be going to see slipknot in jan? like me an' jesse an' brett an' collin an' chris an' woa.
coz they're playing in sauga.
so that shit is incredibly boom.

so yih. i'm watching the craft.
an' i'm waiting fer lindz an' dan.
an' i wanna do the getting stoned thing.
an' i rilly wanna wake up chris an' get them to bring him too.
.coz ...well....fUCK.
but ionno. i'm pretty sure it's just wthat were real good friends.
goodnight moon.
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(no subject) [Nov. 6th, 2004|02:01 am]
andi
tap that like a tapdance.
what a fucking sweethear. t
an' i miss david.
an' i'm loaded.
like i promised i wouldnt be.
lol
when will they be home from the stag party fer rfucks sake
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