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Last monday [Wednesday
Jul 25, 2007 at 3:23pm]
last monday was crazy. I got so fucked up. It was nice i hadn't been that messed up in a long while.


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Yay Myspace! [Sunday
Jul 01, 2007 at 9:35am]
So basically i added some dumb list thing on my top 8 and bad religion on my top 8 and now i can pick up two free tickets to bad religion on Tuesday. Fuck yea!


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Let the fun begin [Sunday
May 13, 2007 at 10:36am]
It's mother's day which means my mom is her normal self but we are required to do everything she bitches about or else she locks herself in her room and crys and tells us how we ruin everything and we are the worst kids ever. yippie!!


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What in God's name happened? [Saturday
May 05, 2007 at 10:45pm]
I have come to the conclusion that i am hella lame. which is espically hurtful because i used to be o so cool. seriously i stay in like every night, i need to find new friends, fuck all the ones too good to stay in vegas


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[Friday
May 04, 2007 at 12:04pm]


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Kick ass. i actually tied with jayne and Zoe [Monday
Apr 30, 2007 at 8:35pm]
Your results:
You are Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
80%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
80%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
70%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
60%
Wash (Ship Pilot)
60%
Derrial Book (Shepherd)
55%
River (Stowaway)
45%
Alliance
40%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
35%
A Reaver (Cannibal)
25%
Inara Serra (Companion)
20%
Although you can be a good fighter
and good at protecting others
you are not very bright sometimes.


Click here to take the Serenity Personality Quiz



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whateve... people annoy me [Sunday
Apr 29, 2007 at 7:00pm]


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Burn [Sunday
Apr 22, 2007 at 8:30pm]
70 Quirks about me:

1. What are your initials?
LHP

2. What is your favorite thing to wear?
nothing...just kidding my speedo

3. Last thing you ate?
ribs and fries

5. I say Shotgun, you say?
rocks!

6. Last person you hugged?
logan... but it was to piss him off, i'm not going soft

8. How many U.S states have you been to?
meh

9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?
1

10. Does anyone you know wanna date you?
just about everyone i know wants to date me

11. Name something you like physically about yourself.
my butt. I'm not even kidding about that one

12. The last place you went out to dinner to?
claim jumper

13. Who is your best friend?
KARL:)

14.Why are you still up?
i still have to do spanish

15. Who/What made you angry today?
going to work on the house early but sitting and having to talk about it for like half an hour before we started

16. Favorite type of Food?
melissa...hahaha

17. Favorite holidays:
Thanksgiving

18. Do you download music:
yup

19. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
yes

21. Would you date the person who posted this?
i am ;)

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
once, but then i woke up. Oh and Michelle Branch, we were at a concert but it was really just for me

23. Do you love anyone?
i suppose i'll get in trouble if i have a witty sarcastic reply to this one. shit too late

24. Do you like Bush?
the only guys that don't are like Melvin. Ohhh snap

25. Have you ever bungee jumped?
no

26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting?
yes

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
duh. im like soo hott (that's right two t's)

29. Have you met a real redneck?
yup

30. How is the weather right now?
wendy

31. What are you listening to right now?
against me! Burn

32. What is your current favorite song?
against me! burn

33. What was the last movie you watched?
the departed

34. Do you wear contacts?
yup

35. Where was the last place you've been, besides your house?
the new house/my nana's house

36. What are you afraid of?
rabid squirrels...they'll fuck you up

37. How many piercings have you had?
one in the scrotum...j/k eww gross and way to much pain

38. How many pets do you have?
1, 2 if you count rocky and three if you count my brother

39. What's one thing you've learned this year?
that i'm still hot shit

40. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
winter-caramel machiato
summer- cafe vanilla frap with an extra shot of espresso

42. Have you ever fired a gun?
yea three...and there was this bulle

43. Are you missing someone?:
yup

44. Favorite TV show?
grey's, house, flavor of love

45. Do you have an iPod?:
i need a new one

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?
nah i'm hoter than them all

48. Who would you like to see right now?
melissa. yoda.

49. Favorite movie of all time?
i don't like to rank file and judge things

50. Do you find yourself loved?
not really

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't suppose to?
yea

52. Favorite flower?
?

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?
butter

54. What Magazines are you reading?
-----

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently?
not recently

58. What's something that really bugs you?
my brother, churches

59. Do you like Michael Jackson?
he touch me...not like that wierdos

61. What's your favorite smell?
melissa ;)

62. Favorite baseball team?
the red sox....just kidding i don't really give a hoot about baseball

63. Favorite cereal?
cocoa krispeys

65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?
i think i've made it a day

66. Last time you went bowling?
with melissa on this double date were i was trying to set up to friends. and i totally kicked melissa's ass

67. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
a futon at harvard

68. Who was your last phone call?
melissa

69. Last time you were at work?
friday

70. What's the closest orange object to you?
random paper on my desk

and if you are extra bored...

70 Quirks about my girlfriend:(LOL)
1. What are your initials?
MLS

2. What is your favorite thing to wear?
Jeans and a t-shirt

3. Last thing you ate?
Hashbrowns and rice crispy cereal with a banana

5. I say Shotgun, you say?
bang

6. Last person you hugged?
Uh...wow. Hamida? Sue?

8. How many U.S states have you been to?
14 I think.

9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?
2

10. Does anyone you know wanna date you?
Probably many...hahaha :)

11. Name something you like physically about yourself.
Hm...I like my eyes and hair.

12. The last place you went out to dinner to?
Uh, Houlihans

13. Who is your best friend?
The girls. :)

14.Why are you still up?
It's 10:26 am, I should be up.

15. Who/What made you angry today?
Nothing

16. Favorite type of Food?
ice cream

17. Favorite holidays:
Thanksgiving

18. Do you download music:
nope

19. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
yes

21. Would you date the person who posted this?
nope, she's a girl

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
No, but that would be sweet.

23. Do you love anyone?
yup. :)

24. Do you like Bush?
Sometimes

25. Have you ever bungee jumped?
nope

26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting?
nope

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
Uh, maybe?

29. Have you met a real redneck?
I think so.

30. How is the weather right now?
Better than it has been. I can see the sun.

31. What are you listening to right now?
Sister Hazel- All for you

32. What is your current favorite song?
My favorites playlist on itunes. :)

33. What was the last movie you watched?
Say Anything.

34. Do you wear contacts?
yup

35. Where was the last place you've been, besides your house?
Annenberg

36. What are you afraid of?
Horror movies

37. How many piercings have you had?
one in each ear

38. How many pets do you have?
0, soon to be 1

39. What's one thing you've learned this year?
That living on your own is not a piece of cake.

40. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Vanilla bean with chocolate chips

42. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yes a 9mm

43. Are you missing someone?:
yup

44. Favorite TV show?
sportscenter, grey's, house

45. Do you have an iPod?:
yup

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?
nope.

48. Who would you like to see right now?
my parents, luke, mis amigas

49. Favorite movie of all time?
there are so many.

50. Do you find yourself loved?
All the time. :)

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't suppose to?
yup. lol.

52. Favorite flower?
carnation

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?
butter

54. What Magazines are you reading?
I don't read them, I have books to read.

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently?
no

58. What's something that really bugs you?
A lot of things bug me.

59. Do you like Michael Jackson?
oh yea.

61. What's your favorite smell?
fresh baked cookies

62. Favorite baseball team?
Yankees, of course.

63. Favorite cereal?
anything with bananas

65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?
uh, probably I've stayed up 23 hours or something, I've always gotten sleep though.

66. Last time you went bowling?
I can't even remember.

67. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
I sleep anywhere, anyhow, anytime.

68. Who was your last phone call?
Luke last night.

69. Last time you were at work?
I don't work. :)

70. What's the closest orange object to you?
The cap to a can of staticguard. weird.


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Apology Song [Thursday
Mar 15, 2007 at 8:02pm]
1. Who was your first prom date?
Victoria

2. Who was your first roommate?
Logan

3. What alcoholic beverage did you first get drunk on?
hard lemonade and coronas

4. What was your first job?
lifeguard at desert breeze

6. Who was your first kiss?
gwen...

7. What was your first CD?
garth brooks

8. Who was your first grade teacher?
Mrs. m something we didn't call her mrs. m but her last name started with an m

9. Where did you go on your first airplane ride?
Tennessee to drive the 20 or so miles to go to bfe, kentucy

10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
havent yet

11. Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them?
tony, nah he moved to new york in second grade

12. Where was your first sleepover?
chris something. son of my mom's friends

13. Who is the first person you talk to in the morning?
if im lucky morning has passed, most mornings i yell at my brother to be quieter when he is getting ready to

14. Whose wedding were you in the first time?
my aunt

15. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Pee

17. First tattoo or piercing?
none

18. First celebrity crush?
the original pink power ranger


19. First crush?
umm i think it was around third grade, but i remember well an incident in fifth grade with the dare officer and the dare box... i don't remember names. I guess it wasn't really love after all

20. When was your first detention:
sixth grade, i had issues with doing my homework

21. Who will be the first to repost this?
lucy


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My love [Saturday
Mar 10, 2007 at 8:27am]
So my girlfriend is in town and she is super and amazing. Not to mention a kick ass softball player. I'm so happy she is hear even if its just for the weekend.


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a funny question from my ridiculously long coaches test [Wednesday
Mar 07, 2007 at 8:51am]
153. A swimmer who establishes a 200 yard record in a 500 yard race must:
A. get out at the 200 in order for the time to count
B. complete the full 500 yards
C. have gone out too fast


definitly c


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yay internet is back!!!! [Tuesday
Feb 27, 2007 at 2:55pm]
23 Relationship Questions

Okay you opened it...now you have to do it...and be honest!

1) Single or Taken?
taken

2) Are you happy with where you are?
nope

3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
kinda... i try to hide it though

4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
dont have the equipment :)

5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is OK?
no

6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
NO

7) Have you talked about marriage with another person?
not really

8) Do you want children?
yes

9) How many?
2

10.If you could change one thing about yourself,what would it be?
m ychest would look like brad pitt's in fight club

11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way for them to let you know?
candy, food, expensive vacations (i'm a gold digger)

12) Are you very sexual?
meh

13) Do you want someone you cant have?
sorta

14) Do you believe love at first sight exists?
i dont think it ever existied

15) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
1 month 6 months 1 year and then years after that

16) Do you believe that you can change someone?
yes

17) If you could get married anywhere, money's not an object,
where would u get married?
outer fucking space that would be awesome

18) Do you have feelings for someone right now?
yes

19) Ever wish you could've had someone, but couldn't?
kinda do right now

20) Have you ever broken a heart?
i hope so :)

21) Would you ever fight somebody over your significant other?
yea, if i knew i could take them. but i dont see how that would prove love or affection i think it would just make me look like more of an asshole

22) What would you say about your last ex?
meh

23) Has anyone ever tried to come in between your relationship?
2700 miles or so


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I do not have the worst tempur, dad's is bad and yours is bad, mom's is bad too you three beat me... [Tuesday
Feb 20, 2007 at 8:09pm]
i ran out of home and logan is pretty bad too and threatens to stab me in my sleep all the time

RED = ANGER

1. Are you currently mad at someone?
Logan

2. Which of your family members has the worst temper?
Lucy (you fucking stabbed logan)

3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone?
Yes

4. Does your face turn red when you're angry?
I don't exactly look in the fuckign mirror while im angry and if im angry no one is going to be like hey pissed off guy you look really red

5. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell?
stare


ORANGE = EXCITEMENT

1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you?
no

2. Are you easily excited?
i tend to predict things that would make me excitied

3. What event is coming up that you're most excited about?
sectionals

4. If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
boston here i come

5. If you could have anything right now what would it be?
all my homework done for the semester and an extensive knowledge of calculous bombino and tom wang would be jealous of


YELLOW = SELF DISCOVERY

1. Name: Luke

2. Birthday: march 22 1988

3. What's your main goal in life?
178/200 on my lsat
swim division 1 in college
qualify for nationals

4. Do you want to have children?
2

5. How do you want to die?
meh, i'm not going to die

GREEN = OPINIONS

1. Are you against gay marriage?
no

2. Lower the drinking age?
its not like not lowering it stops it 18 year old kids

3. Capital Punishment?
i go back and forth

4. Abortion?
i wouldn't want to mother the baby of my rapist


BLUE = LOVE

1. Do you love someone?
yes

2. Do you have a bf/gf?
yes

3. What do you want for the next coming holiday?
hot steamy sex on the kitchen counter... in other words nothing lol

4. Do you believe in love at first sight?
no


PURPLE = Q&A

Q: How many beds did you lay in today?
1

Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
gray/green

Q: Name one thing that you do everyday?
swim...well not sundays

Q: How much cash do you have on you right now?
0

Q: Is Tom on your Top friends list?
fuck tom

Q: Look to your left what is there?
curtians

Q: What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
i wore lucy's std shirt just to see if i could...

Q: What website(s) do you visit the most during the day?
gmail facebook, livejournal, myspace... i actually have a little cycle i go though

Q: Do you have plants in your room?
No

Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
my lower left back a bit but its getting better

Q:What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
berlin, germany

Q:Do you own a picture phone?
yes

Q: Recent time you were really upset?
winter break

PINK = LAST

1. Person you saw? logan unfortunetly

3. Movie watched in cinema? happy feet?

4. Song you listened to? decemberists

5. Person you talked on the phone with? melissa

GREY = TODAY

1. What are you doing right now? filling this out

2. What are you doing tonight?
sleep and im gonna say homework but we all know it wont happen

3. What are you going to eat?
i had pizza for dinner if thats what you are asking

BROWN = TOMORROW

1. Is?
wensday

2. Goal Today?
write an essay for history exam thursday so i can have it in my read and just rewrite it

3. Are you going to laugh?
my spanish teacher makes me laugh




Rule #1: You can only say Yes or No!

Rule #2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!


Q: Kissed someone on the lips from your top friends?
A: Yes

Q: Have you seen someone on your myspace naked?
A: Yes

Q: Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
A: yes

Q: Been arrested?
A: no

Q: Kissed someone you didn't like?
A: no

Q: Slept in until 5 PM?
A: no

Q: Held a snake?
A: yes

Q: Been suspended from school?
A: yes

Q: Been fired from a job?
A: no

Q: Sang karaoke
A: no

Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
A: yes

Q: Laughed until you started crying?
A: yes

Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
A: no

Q: Kissed in the rain?
A: no

Q: Sang in the shower?
A: yes

Q: Sat on a roof top?
A: yes

Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
A: no

Q: Broken a bone?
A: no

Q: Shaved your head?
A: No

Q: Played a prank on someone?
A: yes

Q: Felt like killing someone?
A: yes

Q: Made a girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
A: no

Q: Cried over someone you loved?
A: yes

Q: Shot a B-Bgun or paintball gun?
A: yes

Q: Tripped on mushrooms?
A: no

Q: Donated Blood?
A: no

Q: Still love someone you shouldn't?
A: no

Q: Is there someone that gives you butterflies?
A: yes

Q: Woke up and not known where you were at for a whole minute?
A: no

Q: Have you ever put more into a relationship, and felt like you weren't appreciated?
A: Yes

Q: Skinny Dipped?
A: no


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