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Mar. 4th, 2007 | 12:04 pm

so if you were on my buddly list it went MIA and so I need your name again ok?
Message me or just add me - scenedeux
k thanks bye

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Jan. 31st, 2007 | 09:33 pm

its been months darlings. and i am sorry,

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Jun. 10th, 2006 | 06:30 pm


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Dec. 20th, 2005 | 10:43 pm

[[[[[[[[[
to the reader,

because you are reading this i am requesting that you reply with at least one means of communication between you [the reader] and i [the writer]. since the writer isn't much of an el jayer anymore, they are requesting that some readers important to them are leaving other ways to keep in touch. thank you for your cooperation.

-the writer.
]]]]]]]]


With that said...

HI FRIENDS. Totally effing bored right now. I'm debating on eating something since my stomach is making those god awful noises. Meh. Doods. If I don't buy food I don't eat right? If I don't eat.. eventually. Well you get the point. holycrapitsaneatingdisorder

Whats going on with my friends hmm? Jackie Lynn, Dani, Becca.. I misses you all. Like.. lots. I'm in need of some companionship [is that the correct term?]

SOOOO I have three SOC stickers. I don't know if anyone else knows what those are. But its a good thing. Though I should of had them like... 8 months ago.

I saw a man get eaten by lions today. Another shoot himself. Another stabbed in the throat. Another hit by a car. Another jumped off a bridge. Another attacked by a bull. Another raped. Another beaten.
And all of these were listed under the 'funny videos' category.
Whats so funny about any of that? Fuckers.

But there was a cute one... it made all the bad things go away.
I think I will display such a thing. kitty fight!
I think thats all I'm going to post for now. I must go get the laundry out of the dryer. My apartment has a laundromat. Yes.


OH! P.S!!
If anyone hasn't heard these groovy tunes, and would like to, let me know. I found them on LimeWire upon browsing:

Brand New vs Dashboard Confessional - The Quiet Screaming
Taking Back Sunday vs Senses Fail - I Know What You Buried Last Summer

Thats all for now kids.
Take it easy.
Love nothing.

kandi

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news news news

Dec. 16th, 2005 | 01:02 am

my goodnesss i haven't any idea when my last post was but i've got lots to say...

im not going to say it however...

BUTTT i will say this:

i got my own apartment kids. yep. me. by myself. fun fun. ooh this is only my second night in it but still i live here. and i pay rent. i am a rent paying seventeen year old. meow.

uh i work like 40 hours a week and my body feels it. god. OH and today [16] is my one year at mcdonald's. so there. first job. one year.

thats all for now i guess. im tired... and i have to work tomorrow. lovies.

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holy eff.

Nov. 3rd, 2005 | 09:29 pm

hey kids.

long time no update. REALLY LONG!

Its funny cause so much has happened yet I feel like sharing none of it.

I live with my sister in Marion now, have for I think about a month. Its good there 'cept for the fact that there is NOTHING to do and no internet or television.. well there is one but no cable/satellite.
No music, no tv, no computer, no area for sportsy things. Nothing. Deerrrrnnn.

So I'm looking for a place of my own. I want a roommate however. Yeah. Someone to room with.

if anyone really misses me, I've always got my cellphone on and with me. and i have aim on my phone: kissyrlips again

and the new addy would be:
1508 North Russell Apt 1
Marion, IL 62959


yeah.

thats all.

-kandiboo ♥

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Jun. 30th, 2005 | 04:00 am

okay.
to just about every lyric site out there..
"i could never love the ion vein"

not ion change.
k?
even the closed captioning on mtv/2/fuse says change. but its not. listen, no CH.
saosin.com check it. its in the lyrics.

p.s bury your head.

they stole my lie.
sold right and all.

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Jun. 30th, 2005 | 12:10 am
mood: creativecreative
music: senses fail ;; buried a lie

wootah.

hah. hmm. i have a question really...

do you find me to be more happy or more sad than this time last year?

i found myself reading old journal. man, was i ever sick of EVERYTHING. every other post i was sick of something and how someone somedid. really.

im trying to be optimistic, i promise.

of course im still sick of A LOT, [i.e OMG IM SOOO LYKE GOING TO MARRY GERARD CAUSE I JUST HEARD OF HIM 23 DAYS AGO AND *fans face with hand* LYKE TOTALLY BOUGHT THE CDS. BIGGEST FAN RIGHT HERE!]
yeah, like that.

pahahaha.

i like digital ash in a digital urn. true story.

iono. i just. yeah.
hopefully new celly soon.
fun fun.

oh! new stencilling technique i learned. makes me happy yessir.
makes letters easy.
meow i did some last night on my shirt i mad a few months ago.
now has the lyrics on the back "what once was breathing"
its pretty i'll have to take pics. mhm.


so, then.
love.



deperation or desperate measures?

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May. 11th, 2005 | 02:23 am
mood: amusedamused

I find it profusely humorous how people can spend hours and valuable web space finding something wrong with everything else but themselves. If you don't like a fucking movie, then fine, don't like it. But don't go writing a 5 paragraph essay on why it sucked, or what could have made it better. Leave at 'I didn't like that movie.' I mean fuck, if it was that horrible why would you want to waste your time trying to describe why you thought it was horrible; replaying certain scenes in your mind repeatedly. Hey, I bet your mom thinks you're cool.
And the promotion of domestic/child abuse! You just don't go around suggesting people bitch-slap their children. What the fuck is wrong with you, you stupid half-wit fuck?!

Gosh, America. Where we can say anything we want to..... but nobody fucking cares.
Congratulations.

Its also fun to see how people still think taking a picture of one 'flipping off' a camera is either hurtful, humorous, or original. All three together perhaps.

I won't deny that I read several pages on the website that I speak of, and yes I did find some of it humorous. Humorous perhaps in an immature scenario. The point is, I'm not denying my material consumption.

By the way lets not forget, the over use of every 'hardcore' swear word in existence. Didn't you know; calling someone a fucking cunt ass pussy.. is the next best thing to attempting to hurt someone's feelings. Really.
And the cockyness one has to dish out to make them feel superior? What? What is this!? "I'm going to pretend like when I was born I had no heart, that or I ripped it out of my chest to prove how 'manly' I am." Hey, loser, we know things bother you and your attempt at acting like they don't... is merely that. An attempt.
Its great how this guy, can go and call everyone else an asshole but himself.
And all those who write him hatemail are 'fucks', yet they are just doing as he does throughout his entire site. Criticizing. Whats this? Your opinion matters and everyone else who has a two-cent opinion is a twit. Hah. Twit, yet another word I saw used numerous times.

In my entire 17 consecutive years of living, I've never found so many words to be pointless. A waste of time. Oh no. I'm 17 and putting in my opinion about someone who is probably twice my age. He must know more than me because my god he's had more time to learn.
Yet he spends his free time making 300 pages of opinion and thinks its some sort of power status on the internet that he got more traffic than mcdonalds.

Hey bullshit, no one cares. Really.

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Apr. 21st, 2005 | 06:37 am

okay i stole this cause i just wanted to copy and paste the html into my journal. but NO it wont allow it. this was totally not done by me.. i just stole it from the person who did it for public pimping. have fun, i about choked from laughter. [sadly this is from 2003 so some of you most likely have seen it]
here goes :





WHAT TO DO IN AN EMERGENCY IN THE YEAR 2003




The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov





It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.





The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations.




1. If you have set yourself on fire, do not run




2. If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.




3. If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder




4. If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.




5. If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.




6. Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!




7. The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one (1) armless hand.




8. Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the fuck away.




9. Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.




10. Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.




11.If a door is closed, karate chop it open.




12.Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile




13.After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.




14.If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit.





15.If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.




16.If your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.




17.If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.




18.If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.




19.Do not drive a station wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.




20.A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.




21.Always remember to carry food with you during a terrorist attack. At least you'll be able to enjoy a nice coke and apple before you die.






I HOPE THAT AMUSED YOU AS MUCH AS IT DID ME KTHNXBYE!
-kandiboo

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