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[[ le sigh ]] [Nov. 14th, 2008|08:50 pm]
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[Current Location |home]
[mood |sleepysleepy]
[music |DANCE, DANCE - FALL OUT BOY]

Wow, it's been an interesting couple of days. So, I was served last week. Capital One has finally had enough of not getting any money from me, so they are taking me to court over it. Fanfuckingtastic, I tell ya!

Jason moved his 18-year-old girlfriend in and is only giving us an extra $50 per paycheck. It's total bullshit, considering how much Joe and I have to pay to even barely scrape by, and he gets off on paying us $300 a month. I've had to take my body wash out of the shower because that little heifer was using it all up. Oh hell NO, she is not gonna be using my expensive stuff! I put the bottle of Softsoap gel in there instead. She actually came out smelling like Jason's Irish Spring body was last night. Do I care that she'd rather smell like a man? No. I don't want her using my shit anyway.

Hayden spent the night last night. I told Joe that I wanted to just sleep on the couch because I can't sleep with the kid in the bed with us. Joe wouldn't have any of it, so I crawled in the bed and attempted in vain to catch some shut-eye before I had to wake up and get ready for work. Let me tell ya, folks, having all of a half an hour's worth of sleep between 10pm and 430am is not fun at all and it damn sure doesn't make this lady a nice person to spend 8 hours at work with.

So Joe and Hayden walked outside on the balcony this morning while I put my socks and shoes on and Joe peeked back in and goes, "Um, eww. Look straight ahead when you come outside. Whatever you do, don't look down." I asked and he wouldn't give me anything other than that... and of course, I looked down when I walked outside. It seems that our furry little feline friend decided to reciprocate our generosity by leaving the remains of his feathery midnight snack on our welcome mat! Apparently he spent the day grazing on it, because there was nothing but a beak, the feet, and some feathers left when I got home a little after 2 this afternoon.

Anywho, I think it's bedtime for me. I'm running on fumes as it is. Sorry for the lack of the LJ-cut, but it's not like anyone actually reads this anyway.
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[[lovely]] [Nov. 7th, 2008|06:45 pm]
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[Current Location |home]
[mood |coldcold]
[music |GiMME MORE - BRiTNEY SPEARS]

So I got served today. Nice. Capital One is finally suing me for the money that's been in collections for the past two years. Oh well, they can't get blood from a turnip, right?

Tired. It's 645pm and I'm struggling to stay awake. When did I become such an old fart? I'm going to have to stay up all night long, because Joe and Jason are at work and I'm playing chauffer.... because I just love getting out at 2 in the morning in the cold rain to pick people up from work.

Wanted to write more but can't think coherently enough. You'll get over it.
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[[ i can understand you, you idiot!]] [Oct. 31st, 2008|06:32 pm]
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[Current Location |home]
[mood |embarrassedembarrassed]
[music |BREAKiNG BENJAMiN - WATER]

So I'm at work this morning. It's around 6:30 am. There's a construction crew that has just checked out -- 3 black guys, 2 white, and 4 Mexican. While I'm restocking the breakfast and answering the incoming phone calls, the Mexican guys are all, "Boooooniiiiitaaaaa!" and laughing. One looks to the rest of them and goes, "Muchas grandes!!!" while motioning to his chest and making circular motions with his hands. He then stands up and rubs his ass and goes, "MMMM... Coula, te quiero. Te quiero MUCHO!" For those of y'all who don't understand, pretty much the fucker decided to point out to his buddies that I have huge ta-tas and that he enjoys my big ass. When they walked out the door, I said, "Bese mi coula," or "Kiss my ass." They laughed. I said, "I may not be fluent but I can definitely understand bits and pieces of what you're saying. And I know for damn sure that y'all are fluent in English, so stop looking at me like you don't understand me. The next one of y'all who makes a comment about my anatomy, your like or dislike for it, and what you want to do to it will be in the floor crying for your madre!" One of them turned as white as me. Two laughed until they had tears rolling down their cheeks. And the one who started it all just kept smiling and said, "See ya next week."
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[[sex survey, since too many people who don't need to know are on myspace]] [Oct. 30th, 2008|12:25 pm]
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[Tags|]
[Current Location |home]
[mood |coldcold]
[music |jerry springer]

HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK?
No, but not for lack of trying on his part.

EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Yes, but nobody was there, so it doesn't really count now does it?

EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Sometimes. Funny sex is awesome.

EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY?
I have, yes... a couple of times for different reasons.

DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
I do, a little. But I'd rather run to the bathroom and pee and get cleaned up and THEN cuddle.

EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Yes, but then again, I regret having anything to do with those people in the first place.

EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Many times.


DIRTY TALK, OR STFU?
Talk dirty to me, baby.

EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Yes.

EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
NEVER!

EVER HAVE A THREESOME?
Nope and I don't want to.

EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Haven't but would.

EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Many, many times.

HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Yes.

WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Ask me if you really want to know -- I'm so not posting on a public forum.

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
17

WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
HAH.

DO YOU LIKE 69?
Yes

ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
Not particularly.

HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?
A few.

DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
In my car? It's totally impossible.


DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
No

EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Definitely not

EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
More often than not

TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
Toys are good

LINGERIE?
Sure

EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
I almost did, but nope.


HAVE YOU HAD SEX IN THE FOLLOWING PLACES- YES OR NO

park
no

pool
yes

hot tub
no

church
ARE YOU CRAZY? NO.

cemetery
uh, no

school (or parking lot)
Parking lot, yeah.

parent's bed (other persons)
no.


your bed
pfft absolutely

car
yeah

public library
no

in a barn
no

in front of a window (curtains open)
no

in front of a window (curtains closed)
no

picnic table
no

in the snow
Hell no.


in a tree or tree house
uh, no

same room while a friend was doing it.
no, that's messed up

same room with a friend watching...
no

kitchen table
yep

kitchen counter
yeah

couch/chair
yeah

pool table
yes

on top of a bar
nope

front lawn in daylight
nope

At a relatives house while visiting
yep

On top the roof
No

On a bus (school/public/coach)
nope

Public restroom
nope

Dining room/kitchen table
yep

Woods
nope

Hood of a car
nope

Bathroom
yeah

Shower
of course

The other person's bed
well, duh.

Porch/deck/balcony
yep

In a house with parents home
yep

At a party
haha no

On top of the washer/dryer
yes

With other people in the room
sort of... they were in a room that had a partition seperating it

Hotel
Yup

Concert
no but messed around at one


At your workplace (or partner's)...
Nah

Grandparent's house
eww no

Field
No

Beach
yeah

Bleachers
nope

Golf course
negative

Tennis court
No

Elevator
messed around

Parking ramp
nope
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[[Who's gonna call on Sunday morning? Who's gonna drive you home?]] [Oct. 9th, 2008|11:52 am]
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[Tags|]
[Current Location |home]
[mood |blahblah]
[music |ANBERLiN - PAPERTHiN HYMN]

I've found myself obsessed with "Paperthin Hymn" by Anberlin here as of late.


When your only friends are hotel rooms
Hands are distant lullabies
If I could turn around I would tonight

These roads never seemed so long
Since your paper heart stopped beating leaving me suddenly alone
Will daybreak ever come?

Who's gonna call on Sunday morning?
Who's gonna drive you home?
I just want one more chance
To put my arms in fragile hands

I thought you said forever
Over and over
A sleepless night becomes bitter oblivion

These thoughts run through my head
Over and over
Complaints of violins become my only friends

August evenings
Bring solemn warnings
To remember to kiss the ones you love goodnight

You never know what temporal days may bring
Laugh, love, live free and sing
When life is in discord
Praise ye the Lord

Who's gonna call on Sunday morning?
Who's gonna drive you home?
I just want one more chance
To put my arms in fragile hands

I thought you said forever
Over and over
The sleepless night becomes bitter oblivion

These thoughts run through my head
Over and over
Complaints of violins become my only friends

I thought you said forever
over and over
The sleepless night becomes bitter oblivion

These thoughts run through my head
over and over
Complaints of violins become my only friends

I thought you said forever
over and over
One sleepless night becomes bitter oblivion

These thoughts run through my head
over and over
Complaints of violins become my only friend

I thought you said forever
over and over
These thoughts run through my head



I don't know if it's because the sentiments of this song remind me so much of my own miserable life or if I just like the artistic integrity of the song itself, but I can't help but to play this on repeat whenever Windows Media brings it up.
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wow... two years since the last post? [Oct. 1st, 2008|01:29 pm]
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[mood |coldcold]
[music |Disturbed -- Mistress]

I'm back, bitches.
Maybe. If I can remember to post here and not on MySpace.
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What it is, yo? [Mar. 5th, 2006|07:06 am]
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[mood |sleepysleepy]
[music |DRAGONFLY -- ATOMSHiP]

You fuckers need to come see Atomship, Arjuna, and Kiss the Cop play this afternoon at the VFW Hall. I believe it's in Gulfport. Or else.
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Ho, ho, ho. [Dec. 8th, 2005|01:10 pm]
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I helped wastedme hide a body (-173 points). Last month on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Tuesday I pulled rippedoutsoul's hair (-5 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I helped xtormentmyheart across the street (6 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-288 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
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Ugh! [Aug. 31st, 2005|08:05 pm]
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[mood |crushedcrushed]

Almost dying in a hurricane, being on your period, almost dying again from heat stroke, and waiting in line for hours and hours for food and water from FEMA, only to be turned away is not a fun way to spend a few days!


And I won't get to see Joe because of the fucking hurricane.
Excuse me while I continue to cry my eyes out.
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I'm never using the 1-hr photo at Rite Aid again! [Aug. 18th, 2005|06:11 pm]
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So I dropped off my B-Ham/Jackson disposable and my NYC/NJ/Joe-Joe disposable off at Rite Aid earlier. The B-Ham ones suck because only 4 came out. There's one of the Northpark Mall, BWW, the hermaphraditic kangaroo, and the scary trucker. I'm going to take the film to Wally World or somewhere to get it redeveloped because I was looking at the negatives and at least 4 more pictures would've turned out-- Freddie, the Fall as Well guys, Aaron from Breaking Benjamin working out half-naked by the tour bus, and You Can't Beat My Meat. The NYC/NJ/Joe-Joe cam was a bit more productive, but only about a dozen of the pictures turned out. I'll be scanning the important pictures either tonight or tomorrow.



Someone who loves me needs to get me some yolandas with extra guacamole and sour cream and a chile relleno from El Giro.
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